If the truth hurts – then don’t take the time to read this scribe! The Pattaya H3 was formed many years ago by a group of individuals who enjoyed running, friendship, exercise, and beer! These individuals were also not afraid of a little hard work or the many challenges that they would have to overcome in the years ahead. It is only because of their commitment, dedication, and perseverance and the perseverance of others who followed that the PH3 continues to enjoy the reputation that it now has.
As of today, we have 91 runners who have over 200 runs! Of these, we have 39 runners – either RIP or who have not attended a run in over the last 300 runs! The remaining active hashers (52) – who have hared 15 or more runs – have hared a combined total of 698 runs! What point am I trying to make? It’s time for some individual’s to step forward, get off the seat of their pants, and become active members of the PH3! Look into the mirror and ask yourself: when you last hared a run; when you last volunteered to be scribe and/or beer police; how many shirt designs did you submit to the mismanagement for their consideration etc. etc? Oh, you’ve never been to a monthly meeting? Why not! I’m now off of my soapbox with this last comment: Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!
Now to today’s run report!
Old A-site, gone bad!! What was once a famous frequently well used A-site has progressed into a well used smelly dump site! The excellent hilly running area still remains but, the smell from the local trash dump is most sickening! Today’s hares: SIR STAINS, SEAMAN SWALLOW, and KEE MAH used the terrain very well as we (GKW, RSB, and SPAG) could see the pack of FRB’s running up the dirt road towards HWY 331 about 2K from where we were. Just below us were V V, TURD BURGLAR, LIBERACE, and MISSING LINK still standing around the unbroken check wondering which way to go.
Our GM HELLBOY and MISERABLE C--- were still high above us surveying MISERABLE’s new rock garden and goat grazing area (MISERABLE will buy anything as long as he can see a future 100 baht profit in it). We had a great view of the setting sun over Pattaya! At this time, someone wondered where BAM BAM had wandered off too? Was he lost, injured, or in search of the elusive Jameson Whisky bottle label? Off in the distance we could still hear G.I. JOE calling On-On and see the cloud of dust being stirred up by the weekly FRB and pace setter MUD CRACKER. It was at this time that GKW made the command decision to return to the circle for a cold Chang. Yes, we all followed him!
During our return, we came upon our normal weekly late arrivals – yes, EMPEROR AIRHEAD and his sidekick RATSO. Of course, others were milling about (GANGREEN) listening to one of the EMPEROR’S weekly stories of what “happened way back when”! Today’s story was about DRIPPY running alongside of the bus, near an accident scene, while the occupants of the bus were “smoking rope or soap etc.”! We arrived back at the A-site just in time to witness the front runner returning “dripping sweat as if it was pouring down rain”! But, who was this runner coming in second “dry and smiling” a grin from ear to ear”? It was none other than the SCB BAM BAM who had uncovered the Jameson label from under the check before MISERABLE C--- could find it!
After a great chili or pumpkin curry (provided by the hares) was consumed by all, the GM called the circle to order and iced the hares. As EMPEROR AIRHEAD would later state “you can never receive hash shit” when you feed the masses! Great job hares!
The raffle was conducted next with the winners being: GKW getting a “Brokeback Mountain” cowboy hat; PRAWN PRINCESS a pink handbag (without so much as 5 baht in it); and the GM winning a 5 liter keg of beer. If PRAWN PRINCESS (who selected the number), which was witnessed by CABBAGE QUEEN, did not do this in front of everyone to see for themselves something underhanded might have been thought! Not the case here! Remember, you’ve got to buy tickets to win!
Today’s action started off with the EMPEROR giving CHICKEN SHIT a new name of SKY KING as he promised a week or two back – if he would jump out of an airplane. Anyone who jumps out of a perfectly good airplane should be named CRAZY BASTARD but, a promise is a promise! This stupid action was verified by ODD JOB via video recording. The EMPEROR then renamed JEORGAN the HULK – because no one could pronounce or spell his name correctly. Many RA’s entered the circle to keep us entertained: SCAR w 2T’S and SIR CHICKEN F’R. As MASTER BATES thinks he is old enough to drive SCF’r home after he has been drinking; and we know that to obtain a driver’s license you must be able to write – MASTER BATES has volunteered to be next week’s scribe! It was also noted that there is a lack of female participation inside the circle! The female co-GM of the Pattaya Bush has volunteered to correct this problem next week! Wear your swim suits next week ladies! If you missed any other happenings of the circle you should have stayed around until the end or attended to start with!
The circle concluded after the hare’s song sung by SIR STAINS and the Hash Hymn also led by SIR STAINS. Hopefully, everyone who wanted to go to the On-On got there safely and enjoyed themselves.
A great time was enjoyed again on the Pattaya H3.
On-On, Spag