Total Hashers This Week - 92

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Odd Job
20 Hared Runs

Odd Job
300 Runs

Helium Head
50 Runs

Special Price
50 Runs

Due to unforeseen circumstances i.e. A fucking big storm. We cannot connect to the internet. "Master Bates this is all your fault, we should have completed this yesterday". "Dad what is a scribe?" "It is all about what happens on Monday. About the run, the circle and so on". "MB what do you remember?" Nothing is the reply. "You don't remember going shopping and buying all that food? You do. So you do remember something. Tell me what you remember".
"We drive to Lotus and other shops, and then after you load the car we drive to the run. You went the wrong way and the car needs petrol. We get to the run and I have to lite the fire. Then Flipper and Noc start cooking. And nobody tells any person that the food is free today. Rambo WW2 pays for all the food cause it's his birthday. Happy birthday".
"I can't tell about the run because I have to look after the girls. They send me to get drinks. You then give me 20 baht to buy raffle tickets cause you like the look of the wine". Miserably Cunt buys the wine. "Dad what is a cunt?" "Well son that is hard to explain, well Miserably as always been one, but they can be useful. Some girls earn lots of money with one". "Dad will I have one?" "I doubt that son. But you might spend some money on one, one day. What else do you remember?"
"Well it is basically the same every week really. The raffle, uncle Hellboy the GM, uncle Emperor and uncle Spag and you dad getting too drunk to drive. And I have to tell you watch out for that bike and dad you are on the wrong side of the road. But we've got that sorted now, with passing my test and I get to drive you home. You remember going into 7 to get one more beer that you didn't need, and you touched that girl". "No I didn't, she backed into me". "I don't think so".
"I hope the internet is up and you can get this scribe off to Clit and I don't remember anything else".

Master Bates