Let me just start off by saying Bottomless Pit is the best Brewmaster in the world. (He obviously paid me to say that).
Well another Monday and we are out for the annual Aussie Run at the usual A-site by the lake. It's a beautiful day and everyone is milling around saying hello to old friends.
The circle is called and new shoes are dealt with, instructions for the run are given and off across the dam we go. I can't say much about the trail considering I just walked around the lake, but when the runners got in all seemed to say 'Good Run'. Once everyone was in the hares had 150 free sausage butties for all. Well done to the hares.
After everyone had ate and had a few refreshments, the circle was called to order. Our beloved GM Hellboy started us off with our newest hash heroes Miserable Cunt and Clit Face for filling the vacancy of Hash Cash, sign-ups/Hash bookie. Next he put Miserable Cunt back on the ice, for what I am not sure, but it seems MC is on the ice every week.
Next was the raffle, which went on so long I thought Seaman Swallow was going to lose her voice. Seaman Stains then said that she can go on like that for 2 days. Lots of prizes donated by the hares were won.
Bad RA Emperor Airhead's turn to torture. Hares on ice, the story was when Emperor Airhead first met KAM on the hash, he was wearing a wedding dress and he fell into a swamp. Next up was Karamba, he was presented with a Soldier Of Fortune magazine from 1986 with Karamba's picture on the cover. Karamba as always been a wild man. Then a contest was made as to who was Pattaya's most eligible bachelor. I don't remember who actually won, but the funniest thing to me was Colonel Cornhole saying his new daughter looked exactly like Free Willy. Next was Captain Kangaroo who had toys for the kids. His plan was to get them to hop like kangaroos for their toys, the kids just blew him off and said"Give us our toys".
Flying Frog had the right idea, Later on he had the hares hop like kangaroos. A good laugh was had by all.
The Hares then put on their annual auction for the Jesters care for kids charity. Fucking Dog generously paid 14,000 baht for a pair of coins. At the same time a hat was passed around collecting a further 1,000 baht towards the amount making a total of 15,000 baht.
Arse Hopper was iced for pissing in public.
Chicken Fucker took the circle and started molesting the kangaroo, then it was Morgan's (a virgin) turn. You dirty old man Chicken F'r.
The big question of the day was about the new shirt, Who is blowing Hellboy?
After the hares song and the hash hymn it was off to the happy hour at Hellboy's establishment The Titty Twister where a good time was had by all. Thanks for the food.
One last thing, the Aussies who put on this run every year deserve our thanks.
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