Total Hashers This Week - 66

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Bin Tin Tin
200 Runs

Another wonderful Monday the rain seems to have stopped so the airport might not turn into a swimming pool and the tourists might turn up. Anyway it's a hashing day and everybody knows where this a-site is as we have been there maybe 20 times, apart from Warm Piss who calls me at 4.30 to ask where the bus is I tell him it is at the a-site, he only has about 50 runs but does not know what time the bus leaves he will work it out one day. The a-site has changed a little since the last time we were here, the hares are here as I arrive and Clit Face collecting fees also Free Willy with his market stall which seems to be growing bigger every week as do the raffle prizes this weeks main prize for Bottomless Pit is a microwave, next week maybe some German beer for Hellboy. After wandering around meeting some returnees the circle is called and the runners are sent on a clockwise circle round the airport. Well that was what was meant to happen but the very experienced hares messed up some how and the runners where in after 15 minutes Dodic was not even sweating neither was I as I never left the a-site, it was much more fun listening to all the gossip most of it in German. Uncle Pervy and friends return just after the runners much to there surprise and Uncle Pervy cracks open some home brew. Teeny Weeny is back in town, he turned up on his yellow harley got off it then jumped back on it, where are you going I said, going for a dump was the reply why did you not think about that a little earlier? No answer.
The circle starts with the ever expanding grand master who relieves me and Really Sadistic Bastard of our hash shits, Smiling Brown Spider is sporting new shorts nearly as bright as mine, Tiger Bum gets iced for being cheap buying 2 raffle tickets for 10 baht, Piss Poorer is in town again now he has no job so he can come as often as he wants. Teeny Weeny might have lost some weight now looking like a fender for the Titanic as he visits the ice. At this point 20 minutes into the circle I notice the singha beer has all gone so the worst beer master in the world has not done his job this week. Beetroot Head is another returnee not looking quiet as red as before.
Dodic takes the circle to do his song and Spag Head actually entered the circle showing more disrespect for Monday hashers...
Hellboy asks how many people are going back to the happy hour bar Titty Twister, 1 hand went up but he never turned up, the bus did arrive but nobody got off it so the vast amount of food that was on offer went to waste. Me me is back in town so anyone who wants a night out paying for everything give him a call. On On to next week.

MC