It’s my first time scribe, so let’s give it a try!
At the end of the signup, 78 runners, including 23 returnees. The run itself was supposed to be a 8 km long run, ended up in a nice 3 km stroll for myself and I think many others because we simply couldn't find any paper at a certain point.
Some guys arrived back much later than myself, but they also stated e. g.: “We were determined to figure it out but it was unfigurable.”
After GM Hellboy calls the circle, the hares found themselves immediately on the ice and after asking the circle about the run, the GM decides to leave the treatment of the hares up to other guys. Very polite, isn’t he?
After raffle time with Ewok, Emperor Airhead takes the circle, puts the hares on the ice and immediately starts to interrogate them. The most notable excuse from the hares was a story about a Thai farmer (wasn’t it even a farang?) with a gun, shooting even during the run. Friendly as we all are, we believe them.
It was noted that KK’s girlfriend is pregnant again, thus he only saddled up for not more than 2 minutes!
Next weeks run is the Halloween run. Emperor Airhead gave a highly sophisticated explanation about Halloween itself, where it comes from and what was going on on Halloween nights when he was a little boy.
The Mis-Management made the decision, that everybody, who shows up in a proper Halloween costume, will have a free run next week.
GM Hellboy then was looking for some losers, but there weren’t any. Yes, hashers are winners!
Lord Chicken Fucker takes the circle and deals with dyed hair, wasted buns and 2 lovebirds, talking about unconditional love.
Again, GM Hellboy takes the circle. First things first, so Free Willy’s weight was checked. Inexplicably his weight increased instead of lowering. WTF happened? Who cares, FW ended up in the bucket.
A hasher was named UPPER CUNT due to the fact he was a former german boxing champion. The misspelling was corrected to UPHERCUNT. As a pleasant side effect, Miserable Cunt now has his long awaited relative, namely a father. Look at the lovely Cunt family!
As sub for the hares Lord Chicken Fucker presented the hares song. But instead of the hares he iced 3 fat bastards, because that’s what the song was about.
RSB gets the circle and calls Free Willy a Hash hero for whatever reason. Then he iced Hellboy for tring to rename PH3 to PH5 (“Hellboys headless hash house harriers” or something like that) and gives us a deep insight into Ball Ringer’s family affairs.
That’s all, folks. OnOn!
Hulk