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PH3 Run 1442

Monday, 24 Oct 2011

Hares: Empty Sperm Bank, Professor Pinky, Sir Dog
Scribe: Hulk
Runners: 78

Total Hashers This Week - 78

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Hashers Present Last Week - 50
Ball Ringer (335), Bin Tin Tin (201), Black Hole (59), Cabbage Queen (218), Cheap Norgy Cunt (131), Clit Face (544), Colonel Cornhole (121), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (134), Doesn't Touch The Sides (108), Empty Sperm Bank (166), Ewok (482), G.I. Joe (380), Gorilla (4), Hellboy (RIP) (224), Honey Bear (2), Jackal (97), Jeab Phuttarak (5), Karamba (248), Lady Bow Wow (415), Lady Flipper (484), Lady Gaga (14), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1018), Master Bates (576), Midnight Star (442), Missing Link (RIP) (137), Odd Job (311), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (211), Piss Poorer (36), Poopachino (2), Rasputin (32), Robbing Bastard (84), Rottweiler (468), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (561), Sir Dog (558), Sir Free Willy (510), Sir MC (468), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (451), Sir Spaghetti Head (627), Sir Velcro Dick (247), Slippery Arse (63), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (275), Snoopy (329), Steptoe (79), Sweetie (154), Teeny Weeny (RIP) (382), Tiger Bum (70), Tiny Anal Torpedo (53), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (459), V.V. (554), Zugor (74)
Returners - 21
Bell End (195), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (124), Cabbage Princess (49), Daft Vader (170), Dame Liberace (RIP) (71), Emperor Airhead (1148), Extra Testicle (249), Flying Finn (54), Helix (RIP) (82), Hulk (13), Lump (20), Mrs. Head (477), Paprika Smiley (19), Popeye (6), Prawn Princess (104), Professor Pinky (59), Seal Sucker (116), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (236), Sir Arse-A-Holic (454), Tampax (299), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (80)
Visitors - 7
Captain Kirk (RIP) (7), Christophercumsemen (3), John Wayne (4), No Knickers (1), Oui Oui (1), Uphercunt (2), Why So Small (3)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 1
Empty Sperm Bank Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Duchess Tadpole (25 Oct)
Hoi Wan (27 Oct)
Womb Broom (30 Oct)
Croc (24 Oct)
Sick Of Steve (24 Oct)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Empty Sperm Bank
5 Hared Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Hulk

It’s my first time scribe,  so let’s give it a try!
At the end of the signup, 78 runners, including 23 returnees. The run itself was supposed to be a 8 km long run, ended up in a nice 3 km stroll for myself and I think many others because we simply couldn't find any paper at a certain point.
Some guys arrived back much later than myself, but they also stated e. g.: “We were determined to figure it out but it was unfigurable.”
After GM Hellboy calls the circle, the hares found themselves immediately on the ice and after asking the circle about the run, the GM decides to leave the treatment of the hares up to other guys. Very polite, isn’t he?
After raffle time with Ewok, Emperor Airhead takes the circle, puts the hares on the ice and immediately starts to interrogate them. The most notable excuse from the hares was a story about a Thai farmer (wasn’t it even a farang?) with a gun,  shooting even during the run. Friendly as we all are, we believe them.
It was noted that KK’s girlfriend is pregnant again, thus he only saddled up for not more than 2 minutes!
Next weeks run is the Halloween run. Emperor Airhead gave a highly sophisticated explanation about Halloween itself, where it comes from and what was going on on Halloween nights when he was a little boy.
The Mis-Management made the decision, that everybody, who shows up in a proper Halloween costume, will have a free run next week.
GM Hellboy then was looking for some losers, but there weren’t any. Yes, hashers are winners!
Lord Chicken Fucker takes the circle and deals with dyed hair, wasted buns and 2 lovebirds, talking about unconditional love.
Again, GM Hellboy takes the circle. First things first, so Free Willy’s weight was checked. Inexplicably his weight increased instead of lowering. WTF happened? Who cares, FW ended up in the bucket.
A hasher was named UPPER CUNT due to the fact he was a former german boxing champion. The misspelling was corrected to UPHERCUNT. As a pleasant side effect, Miserable Cunt now has his long awaited relative, namely a father. Look at the lovely Cunt family!
As sub for the hares Lord Chicken Fucker presented the hares song. But instead of the hares he iced 3 fat bastards, because that’s what the song was about.
RSB gets the circle and calls Free Willy a Hash hero for whatever reason. Then he iced Hellboy for tring to rename PH3 to PH5 (“Hellboys headless hash house harriers” or something like that) and gives us a deep insight into Ball Ringer’s family affairs.

That’s all, folks. OnOn!
Hulk

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