Total Hashers This Week - 75

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Jackal
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Friar Fudge

Things did not go smoothly with the bus driver calling up at 15:00 and stating “cannot”. This minor inconvenience was undone and the baht bus’s were loaded and shipping their cargo of hasher misfits and ner’ do wells out to the A site. The last 2.5 klicks of the “road” were a bruiser to many an undercarriage but it was a reasonably fresh site by some veterans.
The check in was completed and new shoes were dealt with and virgins were blessed.
The run from my vantage point was a beauty and the average time for the runners was just over an hour. Some grumbling was heard about it being too long. Harden up you jam tarts, it’s the HASH.
After all the runners made it back, burgers sausages and spring rolls with stuffing the temperature of cooling lava were plied to all the hungry Hashers.
The raffle was called early and it was the Pink raffle. They may bust his balls but Sir Free Willy does make an effort to mix it up. Sadly the pink has been shelved. However the diet need not be shelved (159.8kgs), stick to it till you’re the size of Stains.
Hellboy, who blew off his duties left it to the other mismanagement to deal with the circle and sinners.
The hares Colonel Cornhole and Absolutely No Fucking Idea rode the hard water and the general consensus was they had laid a good run.
First up was some renaming Liberaces Brother was renamed to John Wayne and Alex ElGuera was named Wyatt Earp. There was some murmuring about how lame these names were and we can assume they will be changed to “festering this” or “discharge that” when Sir Airhead isn’t around. Enjoy ‘em while you got ‘em boys.
Sir Airhead continued by icing Karamba and Me Me for their part in a love triangle. All that effort on their parts and no sordid tales, poor lads. Better luck next wank fellas.
For her part Kryptonite was renamed Kryptonite Bitch and a blow up doll was produced by the name of “Nina, three hole seductress ”. This was no Thai knock off, this top shelf model had 3 orifices which can be calibrated with contact cement to pleasure every sized unit. Sir Airhead did not actually give it up and it was tucked straight back into his bag after his demo. Hmmm…..what are the chances of that toy being DNA free today?
Birthdays were called and GI Joe (64) Robbing Bastard (71) and Karamba’s 7th wife (27) were given down downs and a birthday song.
The Scandy hashers Supervirgin, Pinky and Karamba were called in to ride ice as a vicious rumor had surfaced these slippery herring slurping used wank rags were plagiarizing PH3’s good name in some far flung Noggyland and calling their hash the “Monday run” in a clear misrepresentation of the facts. There will be no Valhalla for you, if you keep this shite up.
A song was sung (The Clash, Rock the Casbah) and I can guarantee the printer made a more enjoyable racket making the hymm sheet. Cats being neutered with no anesthesia could belt out a better harmony. Ah well, all in the spirit of things, well done.
Me Me had is moment of glory icing Spankenstein and Friar Fudge for no other reason than wielding his mini Me Me manhood, trying vainly to impress Kryptonite Bitch. Give it up mate and just switch hands. He apparently did not find the “Cheap Me Me” sign funny at all on the way to the actual A site.
Chicken Fucker did his thing and iced Miserable Cunt for no run would be complete without his anal drippings contaminating the ice.
GI Joe went drill sergeant about everyone being quiet. Hmmm… 50 drunken hashers, good luck on that one.
Oberst Gruppen Beer truck Fuhrer Bottomless Pit was in kindly spirits helping out with this and that and instructing the hares that they left 5 beers on the truck at the end of the circle and they were ignorant swinehunds and should be shot.
Well, that’s all I can remember gang, I had a good time and will see many of you next week.

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Friar Fudge