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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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My turn to scribe again? This can’t be right unless there are only 15 people on our hash or some of you lazy twats can’t be arsed you bunch of non scribing bastards. A longer than usual drive brought us to a rubber plantation in the foothills of Ban Chang, a shaded and seclude A-site. I was greeted by Colonel Cornhole who informed us he was standing in as hare along with Absolutely No Fucking Idea. The infamous Arse-Holeo was supposed to be haring but was attacked by a savage dog with a taste for motorcycle tyres, leaving him hospitalized. Get well soon Nev. The circle was called by our GM Scar With Two T's, finding no new shoes handed over to the hares for the run brief. Blue checks, yellow FTs and hanging paper, off you go. I had a steady trot up the field along with German Shepherd soon realizing we were off paper. Turning back we saw the pack scurrying into the tapioca where we had missed the turn off. After a period of single file, Mrs Head found the trail heading out into the open and on to check 1. I headed left and after a good 200 meters found paper and Shouted ON ON. The second check soon appeared and I headed left up the hill on the correct trail. Still by myself and no one in sight, I continued through the shiggy over the hill and dropped down to the 3rd check. I went straight this time and found my first false trail. There was still no one about when I got back to the check so I broke it seeing as there was only 1 other way to go and headed back into the trees. More tapioca followed and I finally heard other hashers calling behind me as the trail opened out to enable a decent pace. I continued straight through the next check finding another false trail, this one a good 400m long. Heading back I saw Cabbage Knievel at the check along with Scar With Two T's, Seal Sucker & Ball Ringer. The old man found the trail to the left and we all shimmied off in pursuit. Along through more rubber, I finally caught up with the FRBs just as we reached the final check, where I incorrectly headed left again. Straight on just at the summit of a small rise, the new yellow bus came into view and the inevitable race to touch the beer truck followed. I just had a steady trot back, having done enough exercise for the day back in to the A site. Cabbage Queen & Flipper were busy at the barbeque providing sustenance for the hungry hashers. Most of you may not realize but all day is spent preparing the home made spring rolls before getting to the A site. I was just reaching for my first beer when I was collared by Scar to do the scribe. I declined the use of the clipboard as I normally lose my notes or they end up soaked in beer, electing to rely on my scrambled brain to make something up. As usual the Hares were called in first and it was acknowledged that they could have had a free pass to completely mess up the run and still be hash heroes having stood in a short notice. It turned out that everyone enjoyed the run, slick drills by the Hares. The Raffle seems to have grown massively since my last hash with about 7 prizes up for grabs. Religion from Emperor Airhead followed by GI Joe then Sir Free Willy. The Hares song performed by ANFI was a Macc Lads classic if I am not mistaken then the Hash Hymn wrapped up an enjoyable evening before the more thirsty hashers headed back to the TQ.
On On Cabbage Head
