Scotch on the rocks run Hares : Jock & Jockol
AKA General Kidney Wiper & Really Sadistic Bastard
I had high expectations about today's run, because the hares been organizing and reckin' the last 51 weeks, since the last Scotch on the rocks run. The hares didn't disappoint us. The hares ,(Jockol) tells about today's run, but nobody understood a word of what he was saying with his redneck Scottish accent, so Jock helped him out.
Off we went into the forest. After about 1.5 km. I came to the first check, and all hashers I could see did run like headless turkeys. Almost half of the pack did shortcut already from there, (me included).
After plenty loops, some more loops and then a few checks before it was on in. A nice and easy short run.
2nd. circle starts and the hares gives prizes for those FRB's who found treasures at each check. It was 6 checks, and if I remember correct Cabbage Head won 5 bottles of Scotch Whiskey and Seal Sucker won 1 bottle.
Raffle winners :
Black Hole, Cabbage Head, Cabbage Princess, Cabbage Flaps, Colonel Cornhole, Hulk, Miserable Cunt, Pinky, Squeeze My Tube and Windmill Wanker. Prizes were exclusive candy, smoked Scottish salmon, and of course, more Scotch whiskey.
GM Hellboy is back in town after 7 months rehab in Rayong. Welcome back Hellboy! He has the circle and gives honour to stand in GM Scar w/2 t's. Then he ices GKW( Jock) cause he was hitting Hellboy's head with a toilet-seat last time.
Emperor Airhead ices Scandi boys scout. He gives Robin Gay's girlfriend hash name : Pussy Tax
Returnees : About 30 of them.
Leavers : A.N.F.I. Thank god and Pissed Missing Link. Robin Gay ended up in the bucket for not telling he is a leaver. The scout boys iced again for lying about how long time they last in b_d.
Imm Lau and My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay iced for something, but I had time-out for pisstop.
Scar W/2 t's has the circle:
We all heard about Arse-holeo's motorbike hash crash with a dog last week, so Scar ices the victim and the Fu*king Dog. Sir Dog also gets a Hamersley Wanker shirt for his good effort.
Better luck next time Dog!
Scar gives hash name to Poopachino's daughter : Cinderella.
General Kidney Wiper ( Jock) gets the circle, but at this time of the evening all the Scotch Whiskey he had been drinking started to kick in, so I think only E.T. understood what he was saying.
Crazy German has the circle and then starts to look upskirts on the hares. He said they for sure had underwear under their kilts. He was wrong. Jock and Jockol flashed their arses.
A.N.F.I. was iced with Lone Wolf, Hellboy and some of the Scoutboys.
The hares had a song which was as expected: We didn't understand a word. Another great Monday hash was over. Good run, VERY good circle.
A big thanks goes to Jock & Jockol for the Scotch on the rocks run.
The hardcore ones of us went to happy hour bar The Secrets for more beers and great food. I wouldn't be surprised if they get 5 stars in the Michelin guide.
Thank you Secret's.
See you all on the Christmas run,
Merry X-mas, and a Hashy New Year.
On On
Colonel Cornhole