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PH3 Run 1452

Monday, 2 Jan 2012

Hares: Arse-Holeo, Neville Again
Scribe: Milky Way
Runners: 93

Total Hashers This Week - 93

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Hashers Present Last Week - 69
Airport (7), Andrey Sentsov (3), Apple Pie (100), Arse-Holeo (262), Ball Ringer (345), Bell End (199), Black Hole (67), Cabbage Head (139), Cabbage Princess (57), Cabbage Queen (228), Cat Woman (6), Cinderella (7), Colonel Cornhole (130), Crazy Pussy (23), Doesn't Touch The Sides (118), Dog Licks Its Dick (189), Emperor Airhead (1158), Estonian Fucker (14), Flying Finn (63), G.I. Joe (387), General Kidney Wiper (580), Geza Laszlo (3), Hellboy (RIP) (231), Honey Bear (11), Kee Mah (140), King Yao Yao (RIP) (844), Knob Marley (100), Kutchaporn Opsahl (7), Lady Bow Wow (422), Lady Flipper (494), Lady Squeeze My Tube (209), Marathon Man (30), Midnight Star (451), Milky Way (5), Mrs. Head (486), Neville Again (10), Phoney Cunt (35), Pinkaboo (90), Poopachino (12), Prawn Princess (109), Professor Pinky (63), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (88), Rear Gunner (166), Rear Of The Year (2), Ritas Missing Dildo (3), Robbing Bastard (92), Scar W/2Ts (116), Scotty (26), Short Fucked (4), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (570), Sir Arse-A-Holic (463), Sir Bottomless Pit (450), Sir Dog (565), Sir Free Willy (520), Sir MC (477), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (461), Sir Spaghetti Head (634), Skiing Finn (186), Snoopy (336), Sutasinee Khonken (2), Svetlana Akhmetzyanova (2), Sweetie (164), The Corpse (RIP) (59), The Mummy (59), Timmy Tight Pants (RIP) (136), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (89), V.V. (563), Walking Bear (6), Whale Sniffer (183)
Returners - 11
Barnacle Bollox (129), Beetroot Head (8), Cheap Norgy Cunt (136), Dame Liberace (RIP) (75), Extra Testicle (257), Golden Dildo (53), Hulk (18), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1024), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (216), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (191), Whinger (13)
Visitors - 13
Alga Sentsov (1), Catherine Quirke (3), Kivi Virolainen (1), Michael Whittington (1), Mikhail Ivanov (1), Misha Sentsov (1), Mr. Toilet Seat (5), Pot My Brown Pipe (7), Severi Virolainen (1), Steinar Kristensen (10), The Nipple Guy (1), Victoria Opsahl (9), Wongrit Virolainen (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Apple Pie Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Knob Marley Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Phantom (RIP) (04 Jan)
Penisillin (08 Jan)
Feel My Meat (06 Jan)
Lady Mao (04 Jan)
Still Have No Name (03 Jan)
Village Idiot (04 Jan)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Apple Pie
100 Runs
Knob Marley
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Milky Way

Once upon a time, in the land of smiles, was a boy named Milky Way, pointed out to be the scribe. Little did he know what the fuck to do, so this is what he wrote after reading his notes:
It was a hot and shiny Monday, Milky Way and his two poor friends; Short Fucked and Rita’s Missing Dildo, had just come back from a sightseeing trip to the million year stone park with some girls in company. They all sat down in the hotel to relax, but then suddenly time jumps and it’s 5 minutes till the bus drives off to the hash a-site. So therefore they asked to be picked up at the (Siam Bayview) hotel entrance, this worked out very well.
We arrived at a nice little place with smile full hashers. The view was nice but some complained about the grass not being cut, or burned. The GM called to form a circle and talked about the run, some said it was the 145th run but some said 1452nd. At least it was the first Monday run of 2012 and some had to drink from the sandals.
The run was good and very hot, at least for poor Milky Way. He started off to run with his father and friends, but after a few meters, one fell off. And not too short after, Milky Way began to walk a bit and looked back to see if RMD(Rita’s Missing Dildo) was behind, but little did he see.
When Milky Way was finished with the run, he tried to find RMD in case he had turned around and not finished the run. But RMD was not there. After a while, GM Hellboy pointed out Milky Way to be the scribe on the run, Milky Way did not know anything about being a scribe so that should be fun he thought. After that The GM wanted to gather the circle, but not everybody was back from the run, so the circle had to hold. 15 minutes later, the last walkers came in, and it was Rita’s Missing Dildo and two girls, “so that was why they were gone for so long” Milky Way thought. And so the GM could start the circle.
Much is to be told about the circle as always, after the GM gave some few down downs, he gave the circle to Emperor Airhead who had a fun talk about us hasher looking like gypsies from Europe since we both do travel out of the city and to some random farmers field and park our cars, setup shop and forming circle where we do traditional stuff and sing songs.
The raffle prize competition was very funny, both Milky Way and his father GM Scar W2Ts both won. The son choosing the baton and knife, while the father got a pink Barbie bag. The cheap champagne used in some down downs was also very good.  And also this time there were some new virgin Russians, and some Russians + some from Finland who had no hash shirt, poor people. But they did make up for it with they’re Russian ballerinas taking a swing for us.
Later on GM Scar got the hash trash reward because someone found his visit card on the ground on the run. And at the end there were lots of songs sung by an English guy I do not know or remember the name of. 
All in all a very good run and circle. Now comes the time where I end my scribing or something because I have now soon arrived at the airport to catch my flight to Norway, poor me.
And some guy told me that the brewmaster is the best in the whole world, but nobody agrees?

On On
Milky Way

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