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PH3 Run 1464

Monday, 26 Mar 2012

Hares: Ferry Queen, Hulk, Scotty
Scribe: Honey Bear
Runners: 103

Total Hashers This Week - 103

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Hashers Present Last Week - 66
B.B. (46), Ball Ringer (357), Cabbage Queen (238), Cheap Norgy Cunt (147), Cinderella (18), Coo Coo Cop (107), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (153), Crazy Pussy (31), Crocodile (78), Dame Liberace (RIP) (87), Doesn't Touch The Sides (129), Emperor Airhead (1169), Extra Testicle (265), Flying Finn (70), Fuck Noris (2), G.I. Joe (398), General Kidney Wiper (584), Helium Head (58), Hellboy (RIP) (241), Honey Bear (23), Horse (66), Hulk (24), King Yao Yao (RIP) (853), Lady Bow Wow (432), Lady Flipper (505), Lady Squeeze My Tube (220), Marathon Man (42), Mrs. Head (497), (16), No Knickers (10), No Pussy No Clit (12), Odd Job (322), Once A Week (11), Piss Poorer (46), Poopachino (24), Popeye (13), Puppy (172), Pussy Tax (12), Rambo WW2 (RIP) (361), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (99), Robin Gay (12), Rubber Dick (134), Scar W/2Ts (126), Scar's Bitch (6), Scrumpy (220), Sgt Lone Wolf (246), Sheik Meme (128), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (582), Sir Arse-A-Holic (474), Sir Bottomless Pit (461), Sir Dog (577), Sir Free Willy (532), Sir MC (488), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (473), Sir Spaghetti Head (643), Smelly Bastard (37), Snoopy (346), Special Price (58), Steptoe (82), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (201), Stupid Kraut Cunt (165), Sweetie (173), Tree Frog (258), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (96), V.V. (571), Whale Sniffer (188)
Returners - 27
Airy Pussy (30), Arse-Holeo (263), Bangka Blower (151), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (130), Cheese Dick (37), Clit Face (553), Deep Throat (22), Ferry Queen (36), Katoy Magnet (10), Knob Marley (101), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1034), Lump (21), Neville Again (11), Peler (173), Pissed As A Rat (8), Professor Pinky (66), Pussy Fucker (39), Pussy Number 3 (2), Pussy Snatcher (69), Rabbit Shooter (39), Rudi Voeller (64), Scotty (29), Soggy Biscuit (4), Spankinstein (24), Supervirgin (21), Wank-King (262), Wanking (16)
Visitors - 10
Big Lungs (1), Daniel Grace (11), Left Behind (1), Marcus Wohlatz (1), Norwegian Judas (1), Phonipha Sompanya (4), Slab (16), Smelly Pup (8), Three Dogs (11), Tung 'n' Groove (4)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 8
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fowl Fucker (01 Apr)
Belly Dancer (31 Mar)
Snail Trail (27 Mar)
Pink Diamond (28 Mar)
Ting Tong (01 Apr)
Ryan Davis (29 Mar)
Something Younger (26 Mar)
Jantakam Rungrong (30 Mar)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Scribe Report by Honey Bear

MARCH 26, 2012; my first scribe begun....We arrived at the A site w/ smile, a nice A site easy to get out; said EMPEROR AIRHEAD, I see everybody having fun and I can't wait to see and say hello to my co hashers Mrs HEAD and CRAZY PUSSY and also to ONCE A WEEK...but most of it ..I'm so excited cause im coming back home to Manila (ang saya saya!) RABBIT SHOOTER come near to me and say, 'at 7pm we can witness the blinking of the moon, because its cloudy we failed. GM HELLBOY calls the circle, virgins visitors special mention this hasher from PAPUA NEW GUINEA and as well as christening of new shoes. When GM HELLBOY ask who will scribe of today's run, I hear GM SCAR w/ 2T's call my name HONEY BEAR.. and GM HB ask me if I can scribe. With out any hesitation I said YES!ITS MY PLEASURE!, I grab THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY to scribe not because I want to boast or to have a free sign up next week.. since I'm not here for the couple of weeks.............but because in my own understanding and belief ....Scribing is a great privilege and opportunity that a REAL HASHER must undergo.
THE RUN is SHORT and SPICY hashers describe it. and I do agree! well done hares! FERRY QUEEN, HULK and SCOTTY. RAFFLE time by Sir FREE WILLY, he always have the will. Its MEME's BITCH new hair style who took my attention, Olala! she lovely today, glowy and blooming. very inspired! Hmmmmmmm. the queue of VIP hashers....the history of PH3 V.V. the Great hare, Sir SPAGHETTI HEAD the Genius, Sir ARSE HOPPER my beloved and Sir DOG the loving father ....seating in their thrones enjoying the entertainment. acknowledge the effort of HORSE trying his best to keep the peace in the circle with his buddy G.I JOE and PISS POORER.
Its EMPEROR AIR HEAD's circle icing the hares as the tradition. when horn is ringing.........no doubt ARSE HOLEO is back! and its add more fun on the circle. EMPEROR AIRHEAD put MEME on ice and announced that MEME had a new job in TQ and the story goes on...when MEME trying to used BOB's party to save his birthday party too! w/o the knowledge of EMPEROR that MEME and BOB have they same birthday!...what ever it folks job will done! but all of the sudden GM HELLBOY automatically take over the circle and ice MEME again ..i thought he give MEME a birthday gift but instead give MEME the trash hash!. GM HB caught MEME's cigar butt in the circle, MEME try to object his innocent...but then pledge guilty when GM HB call the star witnesses! no choice he take the hash trash with a smile. Then COCK in ROBIN get on ice too! and GM HB change his hash name to POPEYE for some reason's I can't explain...its parental guidance. Its GM SCAR w/ 2T's circle, announcing he lost his cap last monday, I can feel something different he more cool and happy today! I think MISERABLE CUNT had a new story to tell.....his BFF(best friend for ever). BEVERLY HILLS was ice and soon on bucket. Its time for the Norwegian tomato farm owner hash name, NORWEGIAN JUDAS. GM HELLBOY had the circle, announcing he is single again..... life must go on... forget the past look forward it's (SIR ARSE HOPPER favorite lines) we looking forward for the new love affair w/ a happy ending GM....? OUTSIDE the circle I see the young hashers.....the HEIR of PH3..I WONDER HOW GREAT WOULD BE THE PH3 20 YEARS FROM NOW....I appreciate and I salute to the working hasher's in the hash....LIBERACE, SIR FREE WILLY, BALL RINGER, BOTTOMLESS PIT (the brew master) CLIT FACE and MEME'S BITCH for their effort and their devotion in the PH3.....and here we go the hare song by LORD CHICKEN FUCKER. (I did it my way), followed by the hash hymn. As you read my scribe My journey also begin.............Going back home to my beloved country......PHILIPPINES but the spirit of PH3 will grow in my heart for alltid....THANKS for for this chance! PROUD to be a Filipino PH3 hasher!..MABUHAY !MABUHAY! MABUHAY PH3!(mabuhay means long live) SALAMAT PO! MORE POWER AND GOD BLESS US.

On On
Honey Bear

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