Here we are on another fine day at the ‘A’ site, a good crowd turns up for the festivities.
All agreed a good run, no paper abuse but allegations of check abuse by “Sugar Daddy” which earned him a seat in the bucket. Accusing the hares “Miserable Cunt” and “Scar with two T’s” of F’ing up the checks. A strong statement considering these guy’s are pro’s. M.C has hared 30 runs.
G.I Joe confesses to accidentally taking a short cut.
Chatting with “Bottomless Pit”, the greatest Brewmaster ever, I was informed he also like’s to be called B.Pitt, as in Brad?
A rare appearance by “Tom’s Dick”, I think he was out of ice and saw the Hash signs, claims to have been in the area. Not sure if I would use bucket ice for a drink…”up to you”. Mark’s a brave sort, claims he used to be someone…..repeatedly. Has beens and never was buddy.
On to the circle, Hellboy ices the hares, points out Scar’s red toenail polish, concerned why he wears it and why he doesn’t maintain them…we may never know.
Emperor Airhead or as Hellboy likes to call him “Empeer” takes the circle, brings in Stupid Kraut Kunt’s virgin Magnus. Airhead a bit concerned as to why Magnus licked the shoe after he drank his beer from it. I know beer is expensive in Norway but that much?
What’s more concerning is later on he was licking my shoes.
Magnus is bucketed by Airhead, that shoe licking thing really stuck with Airhead.
Not scoring any points with Airhead so far Magnus decides to “show everything” while entering the bucket, maybe he thought he could redeem himself with Airhead.
Only made it worse for all present, the poor kids, Kai comes to his rescue, kind of. Now they are both in the bucket. Kai makes a declaration, nobody’s sure what he said. I don’t think Kai knows what he said, inaudible as usual but he sure believes it.
Moving on, MeMe’s Bitch takes the circle with an issue about a camera that Sheik MeMe allegedly was supposed to have been babysitting. What ever the issue MeMe had plenty of time to mull it over in the bucket. One of three trips in the bucket for the evening for him. MeMe stuck to his mantra Deny Deny Deny.
MeMe has the circle now and ices G.I Joe some how E.T wound up in the bucket for expressing his opinions. MeMe wasn’t having it. He runs a tough ship that MeMe.
General Kidney Wiper takes the circle and ices MeMe, Hellboy and Miserable Cunt, then starts handing out Hash shit for all. A dispute about what time to start the run, and the sign issue. which will be decided at the Wednesday meeting, as Hellboy point’s out it should be decided when all sober as opposed to now ”with these pissheads” a valid point.
Chicken Fucker has the circle and calls in Fuck Norris for an interrogation as to being a Mother Fucker, he apparently fucked some ones mother, haven’t we all?
Ending the evening is “Redcoat” with a touching ballad of “The Mexican Whore” a well written and informative song.
On On
Spankinstein