Bottomless Pit is the Best Brewmasta from Monday Hash, so I am educated by said same as well as being “volunteered” for role of Hash Scribe, as such all those scribed about is a true record of what I recall was said during my increasing state of bia nirvana and no libel action will be entered into.
Earlier on, the 1st circle christened the multitude of virgins and new shoes. Spaghetti Head called the 2nd circle as Acting GM, as Hell Boy, Sheik Me Me and Miserable Cunt cleared out of Pattaya with their senses in search of alcohol during this period of royal mourning and to escape the forthcoming Songkran insanities.
Spaghetti Head iced those who did not volunteer as hash scribe, Robin Gay being one.
“Hares on ice”, General Kidney Wiper and Really Sadistic Bastard iced for what was deemed by circle as a run that was “too short”, “excellent”, “exceptional” and “clever” cos Karamba got confused between his left and right. However, Extra Testicle had a “nice walk”.
Turned out to be a great day out and remained dry after the lunchtime thunderstorm. No one reported seeing the brown bear, although there was a bright green snake silently spectating atop a fence.
Free Willy began the billion baht lottery with great prizes on view. John Wayne, Honey Bear, Karamba (2 prizes), Errol Flynn, Absolutely No Fucking Idea, Crack My Coccyx amongst the raffle prize winners. Emperor Airhead then returns Hares General Kidney Wiper and Really Sadistic Bastard to the ice, good charge, praising them for taking time out of Kazakhstan to set run. Meme’s Bitch is then iced, due to her girlfriend who was hospitalized after a bitch fight to which we learn that she has enormous assets and a lesbian, to which G.I. Joe called “I’m a lesbian” and duly joined Meme’s Bitch on the ice. A thought crossing most hashers’ minds.
Emperor Airhead then ices Wanking who celebrated his birthday at TQs pulling the horn and ending up buying drinks for not 4 but 80 girls on stage who had entered at changeover. Scandis are iced for their not inviting others to their P.U.
Spaghetti Head takes over, Head to a chorus of “Head who said Head” is duly iced for no hash gear with 4 other culprits. G.I. Joe, Really Sadistic Bastard and Katoy Anal Masturbator iced for their forthcoming birthdays, with G.I Joe attaining 400 runs. Virgins are iced, with Lee Peters ending up in the bucket with his sponsor Karamba, both looking all too comfortable together.
G.I. Joe takes the circle and ices visitor not singing Down Down song, together with his Swiss /German compatriots Coo Coo Cop and Smiling Brown Spider. Ball Ringer The Gullible iced caught “washing” in soi trying to catch attention of “male” passers-by. He Man and Beverly Hills Pink Cock join Ball Ringer The Gullible on the ice for being that type of “male”. Spaghetti Head then ices Katoy Anal Masturbator for reaching 100 runs. Then Down Downs for all leavers.
Really Sadistic Bastard ices good friend Ball Ringer The Gullible and gives a summary of his deeds. One story being that Ball Ringer The Gullible is the number 1 in the league of Extreme Sportsman and Karamba is the number 3, specializing in scuba diving of the muff variety of which some have been female. Another story was that Ball Ringer The Gullible was caught being whipped wearing only rubber boots and gas mask, better than Free Willy gets and free. What was Really Sadistic Bastard doing?
Spaghetti Head ices Meme’s Bitch for which Sugar Daddy sings Father Abraham. Spaghetti Head calls on Hares General Kidney Wiper and Really Sadistic Bastard to sing us a song from Hash Hymn book to which they respond rather than the ugly alternative to show their “rings”.
Spaghetti Head gives Johnny a bonus beer in appreciation of his services as hash driver, then leads the Swing Low song to close the circle after which the newly christened Black Pearl and salty crew sailed forth to the On On with Johnny at the helm.
On On
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