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PH3 Run 1467

Monday, 16 Apr 2012

The Songkran Run

Hares: Dame Liberace (RIP), Poopachino
Scribe: Scar's Bitch
Runners: 46

Total Hashers This Week - 46

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Hashers Present Last Week - 32
Ball Ringer (360), Black Hole (74), Chunthanee Suphawong (2), Dame Liberace (RIP) (90), Doesn't Touch The Sides (132), Emperor Airhead (1172), Flying Finn (73), Fowl Fucker (378), G.I. Joe (401), General Kidney Wiper (587), Greyhound (RIP) (130), Horse (69), John Wayne (9), Karamba (259), Lady Flipper (508), Lady Squeeze My Tube (223), Lord Lucan (RIP) (265), Marathon Man (45), Mrs. Head (500), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (224), Poopachino (27), Scar's Bitch (9), Sir Bottomless Pit (464), Sir Free Willy (535), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (476), Sir Spaghetti Head (646), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (283), Sweetie (175), That’s The One (119), Tree Frog (261), V.V. (574), Why So Small (7)
Returners - 11
Crazy Pussy (33), Hellboy (RIP) (243), Humongously Infected Vagina (21), Lady Gaga (19), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1036), Pinkaboo (96), Rear Gunner (172), Scar W/2Ts (128), Sir MC (490), Tiny Anal Torpedo (65), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (98)
Visitors - 3
Crazy Lazy Prawn (1), Cristina Daylo (1), Magnus Borge (2)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Dame Liberace (RIP) Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Mrs. Head Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Tampax (19 Apr)
Pissed Pole Dancer (18 Apr)
Fluffer (21 Apr)
Golden Rivet (19 Apr)
Chanakan Champasri (17 Apr)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Dame Liberace (RIP)
5 Hared Runs
Mrs. Head
500 Runs

Scribe Report by Scar's Bitch

A wonderful hashMondaybeautifulchosenA-site.
Everybody is talking about what a great brewmaster Bottomless Pit is but why nobody say something about our great GM Hellboy Hail Hellboy... The free food is now on and we see Miserable Cuntwho is going for the fifth time to fill up his soup cup but also Karamba is enjoying the free food acoupleof times, also for the 'free' vodka Miserable Cunt is the first in the lane and he keeps goingmeanwhile we see Emperor Airhead running around with his "cocktail"which properly was just some cranberry-vodka with an olive in it, kind of nasty drink cheers Airhead!
GM Hellboy is opening the circle now and ices the hares Liberace and Poopachinoreally nicechosena-site, nocomplaining,all in all a great run.
Sir Free Willy
istakingthe circle for the raffle, after thewinners left the circle the returnee's and the leaver were chosen for a cool down down. Next one on the ice was Liberace for his 5th time haring.
Hellboy gives the circle over to Lord Chicken Fuckerwho took Mrs.Head in the circle for her 500th run hetriedto give her a title but without success. GM Hellboy is taking back the circle and offers Mrs. Head a nice and cool down down. Airhead is taking over the circle now and ices the Hares - by the way Karamba is still heading for the free food. IthoughtMiserable Cunt was cheap but that's even cheaper - at next Airhead ices Magnus for chasing a girl at the TQ bothering her with the question how to make baby's what a surprisethoughthe was gay. Sir Spaghetti Head is taking the circle and ices Emperor Airhead and Mrs. Head. Hellboy istakingback the circle and ices the different nations beginning with theJapanese,Philippine, Lao and Siam people which were only harriets, Squeeze my Tube ends up in the bucket because of not wearing a hash shirt in the circle bad girl. Next he iced Karamba andEmperor Airhead for whatever the reason was. Miserable Cunthad a nice cooling-down in the bucket, he not really looked happy about that. Scar with two T's is taking the circle now and iced Karamba who's complaining about how hard it is to be a woman wondering what he knows about to be a women. Miserable Cunt meet the ice again because of not listening to the circle but got adouble down down for deserving his name.
Next our world's best GM Hellboy get iced for smoking in the circle. HIV takes over the circle and iced those people who hethoughtdidn't seeon the ice or in the bucket. Fowl Fucker takes the circle and iced the best Brewmaster ever Bottomless Pit for spilling a halflitre of beer. GM Hellboy takes back the circle and reserved Bottomless Pit and V.V. a place in the bucket for notappreciating that they've done a great job. Horse took the circle and iced the poms?(whatever that means) he alsodecided to ice allAussies with theopportunity to put all the English people in the bucket, he iced Karamba and RSB for not listening to the circle holder. GM Hellboy also get iced for not listening. After that it was time for a Hare-song, because of not having a song the hares got iced, HIV was coming up with a Hare-songso the Hares Liberace and Poopachino ending up in the Bucket poor guys. All in all a great Hash cheers.

ON ON
MeMe's Bitch

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