Today's scribe has to be a gm scribe , because nobody want to be a scribe ..... what is going on with our hash community? nobody wants to have to do with nothing .... beer police? always a problem ...... scribe? same same .... so please guys be social and help to keep the standard high.
Today's run was the St george's Day run, an english thing, but it has to be so important that the main hare Willy talking for weeks about it ...... he rented a horse to come in as St George, he bought a lot of English booze, also English food (whatever he meant with that , because I don't know any special english food)**See Below** He want provide for the hashers ...... so I was surprised when I arrived at the a site, that the other hares told me Willy not come today .... why? nobody knows, maybe he fell off the horse or worse things happened ..... so nothing special today ...... but I realize how important our big Jewish guy from England is ...... no specials, no hash shirts, no awards, lame raffle prizes, no news about anybody, so Willy if you read this, we need you, and hopefully You come back next week.
The run was ok like everybody said, so the hares did an ok job.
The second circle starts and Miserable got iced for being the most proud German in the circle , because he drives an old mercedes and has even a German number plate on it ........ Awards given out Lord Chicken F'r 60 hared runs and Ratso Eel Sniffer 100 runs, but no shirts because Sir Free Willy wasn't there ..
The 2 virgins left before the circle starts, so no fun with the virgins.
Meme's Bitch was in trouble because of being too noisy, and Absolutely No Ferking Idea was in trouble because he was talking all day long, but couldn't entertain us in the circle.
Lord Chicken F'r had a great song for Charlie Manson, and the hares song was some kindergarten song which makes everybody doing silly things.
On On
Hellboy
Note from the Editor: Our German GM says he doesn't know of any famous English food? What a Tossa!
Has he never had a full English Breakfast, Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding, Fish Chips & Mushy Peas, Pie & Peas, Black Pudding, Cumberland Sausage, Cornish pasties, Jellied Eels, Barnsley Chop, Toad In The Hole, Cottage Pie, Shepherds Pie, Ploughman's lunch, Bangers & Mash, Bubble & Squeak, Lancashire Hot Pot, Bacon Roly Poly, Boiled Beef & Carrots, Baked beans on Toast. These are just a few to wet our GM's appetite.
TVI