*Bottomless Pit is the best brew master ever*
The run started as expected on a known, but for a longer time not invaded A Site between Woods and Tapioca Fields.
The first miles were a bit of a struggle at the check points, good enough to calm down these over excited Front runners.
After passing some dirt roads, the path went into a small forest where some Thai locals already prepared for the part wise German Invasion and left burning fields.
Beside some panic shouts, the markers could have been a victim of the fire, not even the nonsmokers complained about the cloudy area.
The rest of the track was nice and easy marked and even the last groups with sweat burning eyes could find the way to the Beer Fountain, A Ford Ranger packed with cooling Boxes and Beer, and some anti’s as well for those who didn’t like to drink before the 1st Down-Down.
As the last weeping lungs calmed down and all had a drink in his/her hands the GM Hellboy announced the circle. His shout as usual above 120 decibel and a 7.9 magnitude on the Richter scale brought the circle quick together.
Ball ringer was the first who had to ‘stand’ in the center to let everybody enjoy his nice puffy pink shirt. He was looking so hot in it that I guess he could go ironing with his bare hands. That shirt could cause spontanic erections in other places!
Then: EDWINA 1.2.3. All good things are three is a German tale. So he went 4 times from ice to bucket and back on the ice, to make it international looking. Guilty for his German hash shirt then for no hash shirt and after because he was English AND from Bedfordshire, what was like a red cloth to the Bull, for the (Yankee) Emperor Airhead who took over the circle.
The raffle started between all judges: And Mee Mee’s bitch looted the Booze, Rum and a Vodka Bottle. Almost 1/2 gallon of wine went into small Thai hands and then Fortuna had a heart for the Norwegians. The booze was gone so SHE (Yes a woman!) decided to take the ‘Sandwich maker’. I guess it was a pure misunderstanding of her; even she didn’t look on the packing how this ‘Sandwich maker’ was looking like.
A bunch of Germans got honored: Mee mee’s Bitch for her effort (her Dad recommended to do a DNA test), the Hulk couple for secret sneaking off and Bottomless Pit for his 20th hared run.
Well and there was EDWINA 1.2.3 again, on the ice, because of the best excuse, NOT to buy a raffle ticket. My suitcase is full, damn, that guy must be a winner of his life, expected already a win that will not fit in his suitcase. But his luck left or how to match luck with 5 times icing?
Then the obligatory bullfights, GM put hares and Hulks on the Ice, they then in return GM and Mismanagement and all was in order again.
The last were the Norwegians on the Ice, even facing the fact, that 50% of the population escaped before, damn ‘sandwich maker’ she couldn’t wait 20 minutes longer??
So finally it was a Monday Hash worth to remember, as it was the first one where all missed one of our guys who is at the moment a bit unavailable due to some circumstances, setting up his stalls at the London Olympics.
Final Remark:
I hope to see all on next Monday again! Mee Mee’s Bitch forgot the Salad she promised for this run, so I recommended to all her most famous Frikadellen
(German meat Balls), they suit well to the Salad on next Monday.
Willy (The Real Willy)