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PH3 Run 1470

Monday, 7 May 2012

Hares: Cabbage Head, Prawn Princess
Scribe: Robert Le blanc
Runners: 78

Total Hashers This Week - 78

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Hashers Present Last Week - 36
Ball Ringer (363), Black Hole (77), Cabbage Patch (RIP) (38), Cinderella (23), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (157), Crazy Pussy (36), Crocodile (82), Dame Liberace (RIP) (93), Doesn't Touch The Sides (135), Don Quixote (4), Emperor Airhead (1175), Flying Finn (76), Frog Licks Its Dick (104), Hellboy (RIP) (246), Horse (72), Lady Squeeze My Tube (226), Marathon Man (48), Missing Link (RIP) (148), Mrs. Head (503), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (227), Polaroid Haemoroid (33), Poopachino (30), Scar W/2Ts (131), Scar's Bitch (12), Seal Sucker (125), Sir Arse-A-Holic (479), Sir Bottomless Pit (467), Sir Dog (582), Sir MC (493), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (479), Sir Velcro Dick (262), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (286), Stinky Sloppy Seconds (205), Sweetie (177), Tiny Anal Torpedo (68), V.V. (577)
Returners - 30
B.B. (48), Cabbage Flaps (132), Cabbage Head (142), Cabbage Knievel (130), Cabbage Princess (63), Cabbage Queen (240), Empty Sperm Bank (178), Extra Testicle (269), Fingerless (33), Fuck The Truth (303), G.I. Joe (403), Honey Bear (24), Im Lao (10), Karamba (260), Lady Bow Wow (436), Lady Flipper (509), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1038), Lord Nelson (19), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (28), Odd Job (324), Paprika Smiley (28), Phoney Cunt (38), Prawn Princess (113), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (583), Sir Spaghetti Head (648), Snoopy (349), Tampax (304), Tree Frog (263), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (100), Wee Moaning Weasel (72)
Visitors - 12
Chanidapa Punsri (1), Chumsena Duangmanee (1), Cindy On Monday (1), Free On Monday (1), Herring Choker (1), Mardeth Le blanc (3), Matina Knutzen (1), Napa Bunma (9), Robert Le blanc (3), Rodney Pavichievac (4), Vampira (4), Why It Hurt (6)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Cabbage Head Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Try-A-Fuck (RIP) Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fini The Faggot (13 May)
Mad Cow (10 May)
Kidney Stone (12 May)
No Banana (09 May)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Cabbage Head
5 Hared Runs
Try-A-Fuck (RIP)
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Robert Le blanc

First I have to say our GM is the best GM in the world and I love him to death, why not all Germans can be like the GM... I only think of our miserable grumpy menopausal brew master, but at least he is doing a good job.
Ok let's talk about the run now....
I was thinking I was being clever taking my lazy vertically challenged Shizuoka with me on the run, but what a surprise, he was too lazy to run, but thank god Hellboys girlfriend Vampira was also on the run and helped me by carrying my stupid dog.
The run itself was fantastic and I enjoyed every meter of it, even after I had a slight stroke on Sunday, I still managed to do the full run.
The circle starts and one of the virgins Ariel Koenig aka schindi got iced because he forgot to take care of his girlfriend, but thank god our beloved GM took care her on the run. This virgin again got the bucket for having a gay name.
Meme's Bitch got renamed to Scar's Bitch because of secret penetration. I thought I was clever telling the GM about my stroke as to avoid the ice, but this stupid German had not realized I was drinking 25cans of San Miguel light so why he not put me on the ice....lol.
Scar With Two T's got an award because he is a good guy. Five hared runs achieved by Cabbage Head.
Before I end I again want to say that our GM is a great guy...

On On
Robert le blanc aka bucky

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