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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.
Another year and another Norwegian run! This is the run that everyone waits for! Especially all the Cheap Charlies', who manage to come for the free t-shirt. food and drinks. Needless to say, there were many unfamiliar faces! Just like Hitler on the Russian front, our BrewmeisterBottomless Pitwas misinformed as to the amount of supplies needed and there was a shortage of water and most importantly beer! But unlike his defeated egomaniacal leader,Bottomless Pitremedied the problem in a swift swoop and more supplies were delivered. We have the grumpiest BUT best Brewmeister in the world! The GMHellboy, calls the circle and decides it is a sitting circle because of his handicap (not mental, we all know about that malfunction already!) He stubbed his pinky toe and has 45 stitches (the number of stitches changes every time he tells the story!)Airheadadvises him to take an anti-inflammatory or gangrene will set in and we will be forced to amputate him with our local means on site (a pen knife and some Carlsberg for the pain). Karambais called on the ice with his virgins. Hash Trash is given to one of his trigger happy Serbian Sniper friends for throwing an empty water bottle on the run. Next the 100 Norwegian Hares are called on the ice and congratulated for the fine A site, T-shirts, display of food and drinks. Well done guys! You are all a bit strange and sometimes hard to understand but you put on a good run. The Raffle consisted of a Cheap Chinese electric grill (fire hazard in disguise), cheap red wine and warm cider(the sweet elixir which turns the sheepiest of men into full fledged wife beating Chelsea supporters!). The Raffle is not the same as before and we are running low on shirts, we demand the release ofFree Willy!Karamba wins the electric grill but being a Vegan and backhole coffee filter pot, puts it back on the table for others to burn their house down.Karambais a hero!Scrumpywas called to the ice for trying to raffle off his son but unlucky for him no one wanted him.Vampiraand a few virgins managed to get lost on the run and came in late. Everyone accusesMiserable Cunt of stealing paper before the run. But the truth is that they were waiting forHulkandMrs Hulk, who were probably feeling erotic and "lost" themselves somewhere in the bushes. Emperor Airheadtakes the circle and all 666 Norwegian hares are put on the ice. Thanks and praise are given toPissed Pole Dancerfor slicing salmon andOdd Jobfor dressing funny. Needless to say, all the Vikings did a great job! The usually quiet and introspective (or just bored!)King Yao Yaocalls the circle. It seems that one of the Bush GM's forgot his bathrobe in Yao Yao's closet..... Maybe Yao Yao's sexual preferences should be left in the closet as well!His Girlfriend Knows he is Gaydecided this was his moment to come out and was rightfully put on the ice. Emperor Airheadtakes the circle again and respects are given toLassie from Canada who passed away.RIP Lassie. The auction for the painting starts andKarambawins it! Guaranteeing us more funds for another great Norwegian run, next year! Once again,Karambais a hero! We had a little father-daughter quality time on the ice (this is a family hash after all!), whenScar's Bitchfather declared her, an accident. Looking around the circle, there seems to be many such accidents... Miserable Cunt's name comes up first! Our beloved handicappedGM Hellboyis called to the ice and crawls his way through to the bucket... I don't know why? Between the guttural German accents and a dozen San Miguels'... I lost my focus. A little rain shower to sober everyone up and then the Hares sing us a song.... Something about Drinking Drinking Drinking whilst wearing horned helmets! ON ON Scotty
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