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PH3 Run 1472

Monday, 21 May 2012

Hares: Popeye, Scotty
Scribe: Honey Bear
Runners: 60

Total Hashers This Week - 60

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Hashers Present Last Week - 57
B.B. (50), Black Hole (79), Cinderella (25), Crack My Coccyx (RIP) (159), Crazy Pussy (38), Dame Liberace (RIP) (95), Doesn't Touch The Sides (137), Duchess Tadpole (386), Emperor Airhead (1177), Empty Sperm Bank (180), Flying Finn (78), Free On Monday (3), G.I. Joe (405), Hellboy (RIP) (248), Honey Bear (26), Horse (74), Hulk (28), Im Lao (12), Kosuma Lap (2), Lady Bow Wow (438), Lady Squeeze My Tube (228), Marathon Man (50), Midnight Star (463), Missing Link (RIP) (150), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (30), Odd Job (326), Paprika Smiley (30), Peler (177), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (229), Polaroid Haemoroid (35), Poopachino (32), Popeye (15), Scar's Bitch (14), Scarlet Pimpernel (53), Scotty (31), Seal Sucker (127), Sgt Lone Wolf (250), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (585), Sir Arse-A-Holic (481), Sir Bottomless Pit (469), Sir Dog (584), Sir MC (495), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (481), Sir Spaghetti Head (650), Sir Velcro Dick (264), Smiling Brown Spider (RIP) (288), Snoopy (351), Spinach Pussy (3), Suzy Wong (5), Sweetie (179), Tampax (306), Tree Frog (265), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (102), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (465), V.V. (579), Vampira (6), Viktoria Nagy (2)
Returners - 2
Fish Fucker (56), Wanking (19)
Visitors - 1
Bold Fokker (6)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
B.B. Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Marathon Man Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Daft Vader (22 May)
Heifer Dust (26 May)
Miss Use Me (26 May)
Bob-A-Gob (24 May)
Cupcake (23 May)
Mamasans Big Boy (23 May)
Bubbles (22 May)

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Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

B.B.
50 Runs
Marathon Man
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Honey Bear

Introduction.
Today was another wonderful Monday...great weather, great friends and our dedicated hares SCOTTY and POPEYE. These two real men were hash heroes, As they stepped in at the last minute to help out their fearless leader....HELLBOY. The grand master is recovering from a foot injury. He lost his temper and kicked his wife's dog, and the dog won. Today's A site was original, brand new, and very private. The traditional hash signs were thoughtfully placed, and the run was a very good one. With the checks keeping the pack together. In case of rain the hares provide two big umbrellas and many snacks and fruits, well done hares! by Emperor Airhead.
The Run We arrived at the A site w/baht taxi. It's really good to know that Johnny the bus driver inform us early. Liberace very busy of keepingthe treasure box of the ph3. In the absence of Ball Ringer, Arse-A-holic occupied his space. with his side Sir Spaghetti head, who doing well for the sign up.
Miserable cunt arrived with his mercedes benz, looking happy since his business doing well and his mansion is sold out already! party party MC. Somewhere in the green grasses looking for a hiding place to pee, Squeeze my Tube scream! sssnakeeeeeee! but what a disappointed? a hasher come not to rescue her but to ask what is the color of the snake???...he more concern with the color of the snake! but at the end he explain that to be able to know if the snake is having the killer venom? know first its color! so its so easy to find antidote...he said....
Acknowledging the arrival of the NORWEGIAN forces! Poopachino, w/ his beautiful princess Cinderella, Sir Dog w/ his tilak Bow Wow and sweet princess Snoopy, Sir Arse hopper w/ Midnight star, Odd Job his love Tree frog, Empty spermbank, Peler, Pig pusher Swine stabber, Velcro dick, Fish fucker, Doesn't touch the sides w/his sweet lawyer honey Black hole. Thanks to HORSE and his lovely Crazy pussy for the soup...love it! and the run goes on.....on.....
The Circle
Raffle time by our beloved Brew Master and our very own Squeeze my Tube, Its a wish come true of Scar's bitch as she win the electric stove!..congratulation! and the winners take all!
GM Hellboy's circle icing the hares and giving the first slot of the ice TO Emperor AIRHEAD by losing, his whistle, he call it The whistle of the World he occupy all the block of the ice by lying on it, and showing us some of his kung fu tricks w/c lead to him to fall down...very funny Empe..you trick me that! I though your drunk?. Gm hellboy give hash trash to My girlfriend knows I'm gay for crashing while on run...
Emperor airhead take the circle...calling the Australian team, Scarlet, Horse, B.B. , and Lone Wolf the captain ball...Empe rank their sports soccer and rugby as the tough sports of the world! Hulk on ice! because Empe get worried that maybe he change channel, turning to gay since he always hang around with Hellboy....
B.B.'S circle the LUCIANO PAVAROTTI of PH3. Together with Wanking, As we all know WANKING is from Papua New Guinea did a good scribe on his last run 1466. And now he shared to us their 10 hash rules which find some of us very interesting, by icing the Germans while reading on it! Its time to ice Liberace and Tampax by having the habit of putting the hands on their pocket since the topic is all about Wanking! Try a fuck on ice too! for washing some part of his body after the run.
Gm HB take over the circle having the scary story about the shooting farmer, try to shoot Popeye and Scotty while making the run...Thanks God! the farmer out of bullets! and a diplomatic solution by our hares finish it. GM ask if somebody hear the story before the run start? but no one answer?...liars is on the bucket..Its G.I. Joe who clear all doubts, he said ....i hear the words bullet but i don't mind it, coz i though its all about the name of a dog bullet.
Then Gm HB give us the hare song (bring back my viagra)and hash hymn by Miserable cunt...........but wait.....where is Lord chicken fucker? does he keep guarding his hen trying to lay eggs?..we miss your entertainment! hoping to see you next monday!.......
Hash Health Bulletin
MALUNGGAY have a scientific name Moringa Oleifera = regulates blood sugar level preventing diabetes. = leaves helps strenghen the immune system = restore skin conditions and control blood pressure = relieves head ache and migraine = tea from young leaves can help strengthen the eye muscles = can heal inflammation of joints and tendons = can prevent intestinal worms = can increase SEMEN count = have anti cancer compound(photochemical)helps stop the growth of cancer cells = helps relax and promote good night sleep = tea from its young leaves relieve fever and asthma = helps heals ulcer = high in calcium 4x the calcium of the milk. therefore lactating mothers are advice to consume malunggay leaves to produce more milk for their babies. = contain 3x potassium in bananas = contains 4x vitamin A in carrot = an ounce of malunggay leaves has the same Vit.C contents as seven oranges = contains 2x protein in milk = malunggay seed is used to clean dirty bor polluted water. = heals wound faster
Its good to boiled together with chicken meat so called TINOLANG MANOK. WATCH OUT SOME OF MALUNGGAY RECIPE as we try to cook for the hasher this coming Betty Boop Run...
once again! have a great life! and positive side! Its me pride of philippines!..MABUHAY TAYO!

0N ON
HONEY BEAR

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