Arrived at today's “A” site just ahead of the bus and signed up before the crowd.
Plenty of parking and a nice “a” site under the tree’s with freshly cut grass thanks to Sir Spag and pair of clippers.
Bottomless Pit reminds me he is the worlds best brew master. who am I to argue when he has the keys to the beer truck.
Hares today are Sir Spag and Crack My coccyx, hanging paper and shredded paper, checks, back checks and ft’s are red. a very good run with good trails well papered a little bit of pineapple and tapioca but not too much, took me about 70 minutes got back just ahead of ET and Cabbage Flaps and well ahead of G.I Joe who took a short cut and got lost.
Circle starts with the hares on ice and everyone except G.I Joe agree that it was a very good run.
Bottomless Pit conducts the raffle with the major prize being a juicer that was won by Missing Link and then given to Emperor Airhead, not sure why maybe for a free bar fine, anyway it’s probably been turned into an electric fruit infused bong by now. Mrs Head wins a tin of dog biscuits and gives them to the land owner.
Emperor Airhead takes the circle and ices the hares again and declares the run a good one and admits he did the weak, wanker, woosy, wimpy ladies run and was back in 10 minutes. too worried about missing some of Uncle Pervy’s home brew.
ET and King Yao Yao iced, don’t know why, the beer is kicking in and I was talking to Scarlet and Lone Wolf who are today's beer police.
GM Hellboy iced and teased with glimpses of the juicer that he needs for his new diet, vodka and fresh juice.
Bottomless Pit and side kick Sweetie iced for being the best brew masters in the know universe.
Anyone with a university degree was on ice next, obviously not too many in for that one, 5 smart asses only, ET, Honey Bear, Missing Link, Crack My Coccyx and Scar’s, vv’s, mc’s Bitch in the bucket for having tit’s and a brain.
Really Sadistic Bastard iced for being a quiet mystery man. no one knows anything about him apart from the fact that he can drink his body weight in beer or anything else that’s free.
Sperm Polluter iced for being half naked, too fat and having a 70’s porn star moustache.
Emperor Airhead iced for having Hellboy’s juicer, he’s too scared to put it down, some fat german might take it.
Leavers in for down downs Hulk, She-hulk, Lord Chicken Fucker, Scarlet. Miserable Cunt iced for for being Miserable Cunt and driving a panzer.
G.I Joe takes the circle and ices the hares for trashing the bush with a shiny stapler.
Mudcracker iced for fucking up a check and getting G.I Joe lost.
Miserable Cunt iced again for being happy, rich and back in business after the sale of one of his many properties.
VV the squealer iced and King Yao Yao iced when I went for another beer. I’m half pissed now and my writing is shit and the paper is wet.
Miserable Cunt iced again by Lord Chicken Fucker.
Horse and everyone’s bitch iced.
All the English iced and teased about their football teams inability to beat anyone. GM has a bt 1,000 bet that France will beat England.
Tampax denies his English heritage and gets ice time.
Miserable Cunt iced again for being a bullshit artist, he tells everyone he’s going home early (he was one of the last to leave), he’s not drinking too much today because he was on the squirt all day yesterday (only stopped when the beer truck went) then he loses his camera in the grass.
Horse iced for being gay and allowing ET to fondle his olives.
Horse tell us why he loves Filipino ladies, ther’e cheaper, so romantic!
Honey Bear has a song for the hares, but it’s too short and they should have been iced. G.I Joe sings the hash hymn.
Pinkaboo drives me home because i’m pissed.
My advice to all hashers is to get your ladies a driving license, then you can get fucken legless and the misses will drive you home, sweet.
on on
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