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To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.
The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.
It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.
Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.
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It is a nice day for a Hash! The bus arrives on time this week. The run isn’t far from town so it should be smooth sailing to get there. We see the final HHH sign ahead and Johnnie Tra La La starts to back up. He goes back one road and turns there. I found out the last time he was at this site he scrapped the bottom of the bus. After a short while lost on the road Johnnie went back to the road with the HHH sign. The bus had no problems going to the A site this time. Oh wait last time we had the yellow bus. Anyway we finally made it. Ok I have to take a break. I just had a phone call and have to do a recee I forgot about that. I’m back! Now I can read my notes (almost I just had 3 large Leos.) Here’s a note Bottomless Pit told me I have to pass this on. Bottomless Pit is the best brew master ever He is a legend in his own mind (time). Now the run! The run was very flat. The paper was easy to see. The checks kept everyone honest. It was a very good run. The best part was when it started to rain. I loved it. It rained just hard enough to cool us down. I did see a few people have to stop and clean their glasses. The Circle. The GM (Hellboy) told Bottomless he could sale many raffle tickets. He took over and he did sale many. He did tell people if they didn’t buy they would be in the bucket. Good for him. The Raffle helps keep the hash healthy. I hope he doesn’t think the Thai girls will do that. The GM started by icing Miserable C. He was one of the ones that didn’t buy raffle tickets. Next the hares on the ice. It was decided it was a good run by the circle. Now the GM ices (true to his word) another non raffle buyer. E.T.. E.T. didn’t bring much money and he decided he would buy a pair of hash shorts instead. At least the money went to the hash. The English were iced two times. Because they lost to Italy. Sheik Me Me was put on the ice because he just came back from Italy. He coached the Italian team and that’s how they got the win. Robin Gay was iced because he was proud to be from England. Emperor Airhead takes the circle. He asks about Me Me's travels. He has been to Italy and Burma in just a few weeks. Maybe he’s a mule. We all know where they hide their drugs. I don’t know how this came about but there was a challenge with Sir Spag and Hellboy on pushups. We don’t want to know what happened there. You just have to come to the Monday hash to see all this. The circle is back to the GM. Uncle Pervy & wife on the ice. This is another raffle thing. The GM talked Mrs. Pervy into buying B100 raffle ticket. She only wanted B50. Anyway she won.. Now Uncle wanted some help off the ice. Hellboy tried to help but pulled him off and onto the ground. His wife got angry and went to the car. So now he has to talk his wife into coming back. Now we have a man with the name (real name) of Allcock. He was sponsored by Sperm Polluter. Allcock took off early so the Polluter got the ice. If the hash gave Allcock a hash name what do you think it would be? Sheik Me Me takes the circle. He ices Gangreen for saying he had enough of Thailand and wasn’t coming back. He did change his mind when he discovered how much it cost to stay in England. Me Me gave him a large leaf and a piece of switch grass to tie it on for a hat. Emperor retakes the circle. He brings in Miserable Cunt and knights him as Sir MC. After this I must agree with the GM. He can be knighted Sir MC but he’s still a Cunt to the people who know him. Horse takes the circle. He also puts the Poms on the ice for being losers to Italy. Horse loves putting Poms on the ice. He ices E.T. for being Allcocks teacher. He does well here by icing the Kiwis for not calling on the trail. They must have wool caught in their throats. My notes are getting hard to read so I’m going by memory. I think the GM buckets Anybody’s Bitch with Gangreen standing. Gangreen was the former hash flash. The questions were asked: Have you ever forgotten to bring the camera? Answer No. Question AB how many times you forgot to bring the camera. Answer two. Gangreen how many times did you forget to charge it before coming to the hash. Answer Never. AB only once. Again Honey Bear steps in for the hare and gives them a song. Hash Hymn and off we go, another fine day out. I forgot many things that happened and sorry but I have to blame it on the beer. ON ON G.I. Joe
