Total Hashers This Week - 59

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Another Monday afternoon and the Hares , E.T. and General Kidney Wiper, invite us out to a beautiful A-site out in the woods off of 331. It was good to see everyone after being away for 10 months. The circle is called, run explained, and off into the bush we go. My girls have been bugging me to do a whole run with them for a while now so we set out at the rear of the pack. We kept up with the front runnersfor the first couple of checks, who seemed to be confused as hell. The trail was a good mix of tapioca, pineapple, dirt tracks and mud. About three quarters of the way through my girls said "I'm never doing a run again". We trudged on through some more mud, dodged a few dirt bikes and arrived safely back at the A-site. After some liquid refreshmentsand somegood chatter with friends,our GM Hellboy calls the circle to order. Before he can start, a phone call comes in that Emperor Airhead is lostand cannot find the A-site. We all have a goodlaugh knowing this is not the first time, nor will it bethe last time the Emperor islost.After the raffle and the usual dealings with returnees and virgins, Hellboy calls in SIR MC. He just completed 500 runs recently and was sitting with Sir Spaghetti Head and Sir Arsehopper. It seems Sir MC was aleading opponent to anyone sitting during thecircle. But there he was sitting in his cute Pooh Bear chair. Then a visitor named Ahoy Katoy. On his first trip to Thailand he picked up a sexy lady without realizing it was no lady. Luckily his dad stepped in before things went too far. After Hellboy gives himself a note for his birthday, the Hares were iced again. They used Spaghetti Head's bank statements for papering the run. I'm sure the Thais were happy to find that the next day. The RAMeme took the circle and iced the Hares again. He berated them with expletives and a few other choice words in only a way Meme can. Next G.I. Joe, our stand-in GM, took the circle and seemed to ice everyone he could. Then he put the Hares on iceand explained how E.T. and General Kidney Wiper have been good mates and hashing together since 1986. It took this long for them to hare a run together. I wonder why? After the hares song and hash hymn everyone parted, most going to the Titty Twister to celebrate Hellboy's Birthday. A good time was had by all. Well Done Hares!
A special thanks goes out to Sweetie who not only sold rags and sold raffle tickets, she took over as Brewmaster in Bottomless Pits absence. And the rest of mismanagement who's hard work is appreciated.
Also a personal sorry to Hellboy for missing his party. I was wiped out after the run.

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