Total Hashers This Week - 64

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Here we are on a gloomy Monday run at the A site. Plenty of flies for all at the site maybe the dump is the source..? Doubt it.
Hares No More Cum and Cabbage Knievel explain the run and they’re off.
Runners start trickling in after an hour, except for E.T and Next Week who arrived 2.5 hrs later. Rumors of hand holding on the trail between the two mentioned. Now trying to figure out who’s pitching and receiving proves difficult. Next Week said it was a perfect run with a glint in his eye. Guessing he’s pitching.
Other than that a good run said by some, shit run for others. Lone Wolf reckons “the toughest Monday run he’s seen”. Smiling Brown Spider enjoyed the run as well until he was accused of being Swedish. E.T said it was a good bush run for a Monday run.
Hellboy calls the circle, apparently but a few heard him, no respect, which earns No More Cum a trip in the bucket.
Hares are iced as standard s.o.p.
On to the raffle, Bottomless Pit, the greatest brewmiester ever, is a winner along with Friar Fudge, Karamba and our Hash Flash.
G.M. ices Wendy and Tampax for being gay, Hellboy claims he heard the word gay and immediately these two come to mind. Pavlov’s dog I guess.
Myself, The Corpse and Seagull Shit called in for the 110 kilo plus returnees club, a new category?
General Kidney Wiper has the circle and ices Hellboy immediately. Wiper confesses he’s always wanted to do that. Drunk with power.
Kidney Wiper calls in Honey Bunny and Seagull Shit for the ‘good mommy’ award for hiding the chips from their girls. For the runners mom explained.
Cabbage Head gets a Hat for haring five runs.
V.V and Tampax get a note for their dedicated service to the hash. V.V’s food court appeared to be doing well. Loitering and not paying was V.V’s biggest concern, we told him it’s ok MeMe isn’t here. V.V wiped his brow then sat down.
Lone Wolf gets the circle summons in the Aussies and Kiwis to demonstrate a dog joke. I was distracted at that moment so I didn’t hear the whole joke, knowing Lone Wolf I’m sure it was hysterical as all his jokes are.
We wrap up the festivities to a bestiality song to AC/DC Done dirt cheap. Yes cheap was replaced with sheep. Those Aussies and their sheep. We love ewe too. Sorry.

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