Hares Karamba and his side kick Lone Wolf were waiting for us at the lovely A-site near the lake, and plenty of shade from the trees surrounding the A-site.
Adolf Hellboy called the circle and low and behold, no new shoes, what have happen with the hashers? Only cheap bastards?
The Hares in to send us off and explain the run. Also they gave us plastic bags to clean up the garbage after them on the run, lazy bastards! They also promised prizes for the best collector.
Of the run went and straight into a cow herd, that resulted in a stampede. Remember to walk not run(running with the cows)Seal Sucker!!!
Otherwise a normal run with checks/false trails and water!
Front runners in at around 45 min. Some had collected garbage and Emperor Airhead came in with a blue sink, he wouldn’t tell where he snitched that! So if anyone is missing a blue sink, they know who to contact!
Circle:
Adolf called the circle and iced the hares, run was decided a good run.
Beer police Cheaper than Me Me (is that possible?) and Daniel from Germany.
Next, garbage collectors got prizes from (Chippendale) Karamba and it was Suzy Wong that got the the big bad luck totem for most collected trash. Bad luck started when she collected her prize, she broke off the hand of the totem.
Raffle started and Emperor AirHead wins twice and he says now he would finally get laid. Ferry Queen wins a cookie box which he thought was some other female thing! Suzy Wong wins a mosquito slapper (look out Hulk) and finally captain hook wins a baby blanket (his girl friend needs it).
Returnees, a lot, dealt with.
Cheaper than MEME and Ferry Queen iced for being lying leaver and cracker looser. Ferry Queen also got relieved of his hash shit seat.
Circle handed over to Emperor AirHead who immediately iced the hares and tells a story about how the hares look like a B-movie or something like a night mare on Elm Street.
Next Adolf Hellboy iced for EAH flying business class with Luftwaffe and only got served TQ hot dogs.
Seal Sucker on ice for running with the cows.
Circle back to Adolf and Seal sucker and VV on ice for some hash transportation issue? Then Adolf ices Sir Frog (if he gets any slimmer, we will only have a frog left) for being the best GM he has had during his period with the Monday Hash. Sir Frog gets the circle and immediately ices Adolf and tells a true story about big statues for sale buy 1 get 2 free and how he is trying to get rid of them.
Hares on ice for being on Care For Kids Night where 1,5 mill was collected for good use!
Poopachino on ice for first through water on the run. ArseHopper, G.I. Joe and RSB on ice for not able to swim!
Then ET on ice for working again in kid’s school in Cambodia, he was told to wash his hands before speaking to the kids!
Adolf got the circle back and ices Karamba and ET to share the bucket ET refuses to sit in the bucket says he is too old to sit in the bucket.
Circle over to Spaghetti Head who will be the acting GM for the rest of the evening. Ices G.I.Joe for some things that belongs to the Jungle Hash not the Monday Hash!
Next all the lady’s in from the back of the circle on ice, no skin! Again what have happened with the hash? Are all the lovely hash lady’s so bloody shy?
Circle handed over to VV who ices Turd Burglar for not remember the Hash Hymn, and then tries to teach him, without success.
Now my scribe notes starts to be quite undecipherable.
Circle back to acting GM who ices beer police and then Policemen -expolicemen only Cheaper than MEME.
Hares song called for song by Lone Wolf with his own hands, lyrics not to be published in this site as they are not for the faint hearted!
Hash hymn directed by G.I.Joe
ONON
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