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PH3 Run 1522

Monday, 6 May 2013

Hares: Rear Gunner, V.V.
Scribe: Sexy Bum
Hash Flash: Honey Bear
Runners: 91

Total Hashers This Week - 91

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Hashers Present Last Week - 47
Ball Ringer (410), Bananas (RIP) (12), Bell End (256), Bengt Potato (104), Dame Liberace (RIP) (142), Doesn't Touch The Sides (173), Duchess Tadpole (403), Emperor Airhead (1217), Empty Sperm Bank (216), Fingerless (38), Fon Chalad (2), G.I. Joe (447), Gangreen (102), Honey Bear (71), Lady Bow Wow (471), Lady Squeeze My Tube (272), Linear Accelerator (4), Little White Dove (28), Marathon Man (91), Menstrual Disorder (31), Mental Disorder (34), Midnight Star (508), Mrs. Head (552), Necrophilia Night Rider (9), (50), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (245), Pocahontas (35), Pussy Whipped (RIP) (14), Rear Gunner (191), Running Bare (39), Scar W/2Ts (159), Sexy Bum (14), Sir Arse Hopper (RIP) (630), Sir Arse-A-Holic (524), Sir Bottomless Pit (511), Sir Dog (623), Sir MC (530), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (526), Sir Spaghetti Head (695), Sugar Daddy (RIP) (8), Sweetie (229), Tampax (344), Tiny Anal Torpedo (87), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (133), Uncle Pervy (RIP) (479), V.V. (628), Wank-King's Wanker (125)
Returners - 24
Bell Star (5), Bimbo (13), Bin Tin Tin (215), Black Hole (104), Borderline (51), Cabbage Head (156), Cabbage Princess (73), Cabbage Queen (250), Cannon Ball (2), CIA (30), Cinderella (54), Crazy Pussy (81), Golden Waterfall (11), Hellboy (RIP) (273), Herring Choker (4), Horse (114), Hulk (46), Odd Job (346), Pinkaboo (112), Piss On It (11), Poopachino (64), Pugsly (41), Sgt Lone Wolf (RIP) (282), Supa Dick (61)
Visitors - 20
Armpit (9), Chorizo (2), Dodic (21), Donut (1), Fluffer (2), Homework (1), Juthamas Khunthong (1), Krima Pomme (1), Lady Boy's Jism Recepticle (1), Malee (1), Michael Barber (1), Mr. Tinkle (1), Nappy Headed Homo (1), Niranrot Sarimyy (1), Randy Brandy (1), Red Rocket (1), Shit My Pants (2), Shit Shoveler (1), Short Time (4), Wrong Way (5)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Next Week Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Paul Janzen Was Given The Hash Name Linear Accelerator
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Mad Cow (10 May)
Kidney Stone (12 May)
Shy Tiger (06 May)
No Banana (09 May)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Next Week
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Sexy Bum

Yes, here I am again. You can’t get rid of me! Last week I also was the scribe and left the pen over to Seal Sucker. Sadly, he got ill and couldn’t be on the run today, so I was asked to be the scribe again. Well well, I’m a nice little innocent girl who, of course, could not say anything else then “yes”! So, here I am again…

Today’s hares, V.V and Rear Gunner, had as usual, find us a very good A-site. Near the high way, but still in a nice, quiet place with good space. Today’s run had distinguished visit of an old well-known person, Hell Boy, the previous GM of the Pattaya H3. For this unusual visit, he was courted by a nice plaque, for his 2 years as a

GM. The current GM, Scar with two T’s, was the one who took over his job and handed over the plaque. This was done before the run, when everyone still was sober and knew what was happening.

The run went thru a lovely lush area and took about 45 minutes for the front runners to fulfill and in the meantime, when the runners (and walkers) were out on the field, V.V took command over his grill and made us his very good hamburgers. A delectable BBQ scent spread in the area and led the runners back. Rear Gunner also wanted to show off and served up with cheeses, crackers and salami. Great initiative!

As usual, the circle starts with GM Scar putting the hares on the ice, thanks them for the good run which we all enjoyed very much. Then it was Airheads turn, who also puts the hares on the ice and names this run to 007-run because of the secret and well hidden A-site.

Next persons in the circle are the virgins. Airhead takes in 3 very sexy girls who he said made all the men drivel and forget all the beer. He also asked the girls what they think about the run and if they would come back. But two of them wasn’t impressed at all and said they never come back. Sorry guys!

Linear Accelerator was named by Airhead. Welcome to the disturbed family! Wang Kings Wanker enters the circle, mad as a bee. It turned out that someone tossed a water bottle in the nature. We don’t do that as hashers, otherwise we may not be using the area again. So in the future, clean up after yourself! Some hashers became especially honored; - Young Cinderella for her 50 runs, got a nice silver mug of her own to drink beer from (or maybe soft drinks!) - Cabbage Queen was honored for her 250 runs. - Next Week for his 50 runs. But it turned out he also is a leaver for at least 6 month, so he gets his mug next time he comes to the Pattaya H3 run.

Today we had 9 (!!!) visitors who got a warm welcome to the PH3. Two of them entered the circle without a proper hash-shirt and were put in the bucket. Maybe it wasn’t so warm for them? There were also 6 others who became notable as leavers. Sorry for them!

After a lot of talk here and there, it was my turn to take the circle and nominate a new scribe for next week’s run. I had one person in mind, but when I was calling his name, it seemed he had gone home so I ended up choosing cute little Cabbage Princess as a new scribe. Maybe she uses a ghostwriter in her dad, Cabbage Head! It continues with a lot of people in the circle, a lot of people on the ice for that and that and that………

Not boring you out, I will end here even if the circle continued with more hash-blash, but I don’t have anything more interested to write about,

On-On!  Sexy Bum

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