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PH3 Run 1765

Monday, 1 Jan 2018

New Year Run

Hares: Love Boat, Tampax
Scribe: Extremely Violent Bastard
Hash Flash: Dirt Looney
Runners: 119

Total Hashers This Week - 119

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 56
Arse Van Hole (69), Ball Ringer (635), Bananas (RIP) (80), Bell End (416), Ben 10 (154), Big Bouy (8), Big Stick (8), Black Diamond (35), Black Dragon (21), Bob-A-Gob (44), Bum Boy (118), Casper (79), Chicken Dundee (57), Dame Liberace (RIP) (375), Diarrhea (12), Dirt Looney (118), Emperor Airhead (1428), Fuzzy Lure (162), G.I. Joe (663), Gangreen (328), General Kidney Wiper (798), Hombre (5), Hot Gob (7), Im Lao (60), Knob Marley (131), Lady Squeeze My Tube (466), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1085), Love Boat (81), Maemot (31), Mayo Queen (58), Mia Diarrhea (8), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (80), Necrophilia Night Rider (219), Ninja Princess (17), Noisy Queen (16), Nut Cracker (7), Odd Job (407), Parou Parou (26), Phantom (RIP) (84), Phoney Cunt (58), Pink Dolphin (60), Rocky Balblowme (16), Scar W/2Ts (266), Silent Princess (14), Sir Arse-A-Holic (723), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (753), Skiing Finn (227), Speedo Pete (11), Sperm Polluter (104), Tampax (450), Unstable Load (87), V.V. (844), Vee Go (3), Wank-King's Wanker (363), Whinger (34), Whore In The Window (43)
Returners - 39
Arse Bandit (42), Arse-Holeo (297), Atomic Muff Diver (19), Baby Dee (12), Beetroot Head (60), Del Boy (100), Dirty Pussy (83), Doesn't Touch The Sides (336), Flatulence (18), German Shepherd (298), Golden Dildo (71), Golden Rivet (129), Harbor Quickstart (25), Harbor Whore (60), Honey Bear (157), Karamba (321), Linguini Weeny (111), Lollipop Boy (49), Lost Cause (160), Mental Disorder (208), Miss Sudoku (13), Miss Use Me (131), Mr. Potato Head (32), No More Cum (222), Paprika Smiley (133), Penelope Pitstop (13), Pinkaboo (177), Pol Dancer (46), Rat Von Kiel (77), Rear Gunner (271), Running Deer (24), Scarlet Pimpernel (113), Simone Ebola (RIP) (93), Spotted Dick (40), The Wizard (73), Tossa (44), Turd Burglar (224), Who Cut The Cheese (16), Window Wanker (20)
Visitors - 24
Angela Mancini (1), Angry Beaver (1), Anna maria Unflat (2), Ayden Carnell (1), BBC (5), Extremely Violent Bastard (6), Fa Larlam (1), George Tucker (1), Girl Vision (1), Half A Dick (3), Ice (6), Inchworm (1), Josh Birket (1), Katerina Unflat (2), Kayla Ovens (1), Keosakin Sapornsit (1), Ladybug (15), Lucky Number (21), Nicha Jitmanee (1), Oh No (1), Paul Carnell (1), Pork Chop (3), Swop Pussy (1), Thitarat Puttha (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Del Boy Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 2
Darren Lassman Was Given The Hash Name Free Willy's Love Child
Bowonkamon Kititukanut Was Given The Hash Name BBC
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Phantom (RIP) (04 Jan)
Feel My Meat (06 Jan)
Mother of Dragon (01 Jan)
Lady Mao (04 Jan)
Still Have No Name (03 Jan)
Village Idiot (04 Jan)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 0

Awards This Run

Del Boy
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Extremely Violent Bastard

Back to the Land of Smiles! where we all expect to have more fun and enjoy our holidays! And of course included in our bucket list "The Hash". It's been a while, it's time to get that ass on ice!. And, have some laughs with our Hash lads!

I'm with my virgin Josh Brisket and one of my good mates WHO CUT THE CHEESE and his bird MISS SUDOKU. As normal we met in 3rd Road at the Buffalo Bar. We arrive at the A-site safe and sound. Let the show begin!

In the first circle hares explain the run and as usual there are trails for runners, walkers and short cutters! The front runners arrive then we get our first beer... A bit of sandwich by VV, that makes our day!

Second circle called, the Grand Master iced the sinners! It was a funny story that was told. He give a thousand baht to his bird to buy a pair of shoes. Instead his bird bought some glue for about 75 baht and glued his/her old shoes! When he asked her where is the rest of the money and she replied, "It's in the good hands already!".

Raffle time by SPERM POLLUTER and CASPER!

EMPEROR AIRHEAD's circle, GOLDEN DILDO on ice with Dove. WANK-KING'S WANKER on ice and was awarded the most prestigious award by EMPEROR AIRHEAD "The Evil Genius". And such an evil genius he is! He can even turn on our phones when ever he wants! Ahh! That's criminal!

Ms. Kititukanut got her new hash name BBC (Big Black C..k). And the most powerful Hash Name in this year! FREE WILLY'S LOVE CHILD for Darren Lassman.

Awardee TAMPAX 450 Runs. DEL BOY 100 Runs.

The Hare Song and the Hash Hymn. My holiday will not be the same without the PH3! On! On!

On-On!  Extremely Violent Bastard

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