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PH3 Run 1798

Monday, 20 Aug 2018

Hares: Harbor Whore, Mayo Queen, Rat Von Kiel
Scribe: Mr. Potato Head
Hash Flash: Sgt Lone Wolf
Runners: 70

Total Hashers This Week - 70

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Hashers Present Last Week - 45
Ball Ringer (662), Bell End (443), Ben 10 (181), Burl Ives (161), Crapper (162), Dame Liberace (RIP) (408), Del Boy (128), Dirt Looney (151), Dirty Harry (112), Duchess Tadpole (571), French Kiss (5), G.I. Joe (694), Gangreen (360), General Kidney Wiper (829), Ging Gang Goolies (40), Golden Rivet (156), Harbor Whore (79), Harry's Pink Camel (13), Katoy Express (RIP) (5), Lady Flipper (759), Lady Squeeze My Tube (495), Lipovitamin (16), Lost Cause (187), Master Chef (98), Mayo Queen (88), Mental Disorder (229), Mini Mao (5), Miss Use Me (160), Pink Dolphin (90), Pocket Socket (113), Rat Von Kiel (101), Seal Sucker (271), Shit On My Shirt (RIP) (98), Sir Arse-A-Holic (754), Sir Free Willy (781), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (786), Sir Velcro Dick (401), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (5), Speedo Pete (22), Tampax (467), The Wizard (106), Two Time (251), V.V. (875), Wank-King's Wanker (396), Zenergy (33)
Returners - 18
Bananas (RIP) (89), Giggle Tits (RIP) (35), Helix (97), Im Lao (65), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1100), Menstrual Disorder (193), Mr. Giggle Shit (37), Mr. Potato Head (35), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (85), Patpom (11), Phantom (113), Sauce For The Goose (68), Sgt Lone Wolf (486), Simone Ebola (RIP) (103), Snake Bite (11), Spankinstein (71), Try-A-Fuck (RIP) (230), Yanky Crank (8)
Visitors - 7
Bollywood (18), Chutikarn Darnton (1), Creature (2), Fucking Near Water (1), My Precious (4), Nurse Ratshit (4), Ta Darling (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) Was Congratulated For 1100 Runs With The PH3
Rat Von Kiel Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Lipovitamin Received Her Cap In Recognition Of 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Min Becu Was Given The Hash Name Mini Mao
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Helix (20 Aug)
B.B. (22 Aug)
Spread Eagle (20 Aug)
Lady Drink (21 Aug)

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Saints and Sinners - 1
Sauce For The GooseHash Crash: Tripped and fell over on the trail ans sprained her wrist.

Awards This Run

Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP)
1100 Runs

Scribe Report by Mr. Potato Head

Circle started 18:14 with MENTAL DISORDER immediately putting TRY-A-FUCK on ice for losing his hat.

Hares MAYO QUEEN, RAT VON KIEL and HARBOR WHORE on ice while general bullshit about the run was carried out.

Beer Hunters report was delivered by SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD. Five Hunters where successful in their quest for the amber fluid. Welcome back to NURSE RATSHIT.

Now for the highlight of the night FREE WILLY's fantastic Raffle, 8 prizes were up for grabs.

HELIX on ice with GENERAL KIDNEY WIPER, RSB and LORD CHICKEN FUCKER while there was a brief tale about the origins of PH3. GANGREEN and GI JOE on ice in place of LOST CAUSE and MASTER CHEF for assisting the GM in his hour of need after hurting his back at the gym.

CHICKEN FUCKER's circle who rabbited on about something with the aid of WANK-KING'S WANKER. BALL RINGER on ice and had the piss pulled out of him for having another kid.

There were two Belgians, KATOY EXPRESS and Min Becu, on ice and welcomed. She was given the Hash Name MINI MAO. SPEEDO PETE on ice then into the bucket.

MENTAL DISORDER's circle. Hash Crash of the week goes to SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE who fell and hurt her wrist. BANANAS sits in the bucket for SOG. NURSE RATSHIT in bucket for talking in circle.

WANK-KING'S WANKER circle. Congratulations to RAT VON KIEL for completing 100 runs and receives a purple PH3 shirt. LIPOVITAMIN
receivers of her 5 hare hat.

GM circle. LORD CHICKEN FUCKER congratulated on his 1100 runs, he talked briefly about the old days of PH3.

THE WIZARD's circle. Happy Birthday to BANANAS for his 70th. SPEEDO PETE and BOLLYWOOD in the bucket. BOLLYWOOD was heard to say, “Hurry up my pussy is dying in the bucket". YANKY CRANK on ice for eating NURSE RATSHIT's chips. CRAPPER on ice because it was his turn.

GM circle. RAT VON KIEL entertained the circle with a song.

HASH HYMN.

On-On!  Mr Potato Head

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