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PH3 Run 1822

Monday, 4 Feb 2019

Hares: Arse Bandit, Beetroot Head, Paprika Smiley
Scribe: Mental Disorder
Hash Flash: Unstable Load
Runners: 96

Total Hashers This Week - 96

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Hashers Present Last Week - 74
Anal Cheese (115), Arse Bandit (74), Arse Van Hole (100), Ball Ringer (684), Beetroot Head (89), Bell End (465), Ben 10 (203), Bob Snot Here (64), Bob-A-Gob (58), Camel Humper (142), Cannon Ball (56), Casper (111), Chip Chip (8), Crapper (180), Crimson Penis (52), Dame Liberace (RIP) (430), Del Boy (136), Desert Scorpion (130), Dirt Looney (175), Duchess Tadpole (592), Emperor Airhead (1474), Flying Finn (191), French Kiss (26), Fuzzy Lure (182), G.I. Joe (717), Gangreen (383), Giggle Tits (RIP) (46), Ging Gang Goolies (60), Golden Rivet (178), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (45), Harbor Whore (98), Helium Head (145), Hot Gob (21), Hurts Her Vagina (RIP) (21), Jack Wow (51), Lady Squeeze My Tube (517), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1124), Lost Cause (209), Mayo Queen (108), Menstrual Disorder (210), Mental Disorder (247), Mr. Giggle Shit (48), Necrophilia Night Rider (267), No More Cum (249), Paprika Smiley (164), Parisian Titty (8), Phantom (RIP) (133), Pink Dolphin (111), Pocket Socket (132), Pole Fucker (60), Quack Wacker (5), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (180), Sausage Head (2), Scar W/2Ts (291), Scarlet Pimpernel (127), She's The Boss (51), Simone Ebola (RIP) (120), Sir Arse-A-Holic (777), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (810), Smokey Trucky Fucky (68), Smokey's Nanny (31), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (28), Special Price (149), Speedo Pete (43), Sperm Polluter (138), Stool Mover (41), Tampax (491), The Wizard (130), Tiny Anal Torpedo (168), Two Time (273), Unstable Load (131), V.V. (898), Wank-King's Wanker (419), Whore In The Window (80)
Returners - 12
Bananas (RIP) (96), Bum Boy (154), Hoi Wan (73), Irregular Period (68), Miss Use Me (180), Odd Job (428), Rat Von Kiel (118), Skiing Finn (239), Street Cleaner (95), Telly Tubby (115), Testicles (84), Vee Go (19)
Visitors - 10
Crimean Passion (3), Crooked Cunt (1), Dil Sanwong (1), Dog Shit (1), Hom Dum (1), Left Behind (15), Marlin Harbor Slut (8), Salon Queen (1), South Side Hash Toy (1), Squeeze My Nuts (10)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 2
Arse Van Hole Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Menstrual Disorder Received Her Dress In Recognition Of 200 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuzzy Lure (06 Feb)
Sperm Polluter (10 Feb)
She's The Boss (04 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 3
Beetroot HeadHash Trash: Pissing on the temple grounds.
Marlin Harbor SlutHash Trash: Pissing on the temple grounds.
Rat Von KielHash Trash: Pissing on the temple grounds.

Awards This Run

Arse Van Hole
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Mental Disorder

What a great day for a Hash, blue sky’s and the birds are singing. We arrived at the A-Site, a beautiful A-site with a lovely lake.

But this run started couple of weeks ago, when BEETROOT HEAD and ARSE BANDIT were asked to fill a vacant spot. Both of them were very excited and went out straight away to do the Recce for there run. The excitement still in there bodies they couldn’t wait to lay the trail so 5 days before there run they laid their trail.

But trouble struck as the PJH3 were running in the same area the day before our run. Their Hares found some of the paper and checks and they thought wow, free paper and free checks. BEETROOT HEAD and ARSE BANDIT were that worried and couldn’t sleep that night and went out early on the Monday morning to retrieve the borrowed paper and checks. ARSE BANDIT also had a big decision to make on the Monday to stay sober and fix the run or get drunk and stuff the run. He decided to stay sober and fixed the run.

The circle was called by the new GM THE WIZARD who looked a little bit nervous and thinking very hard, a big decision he had to make, do I put WANK-KING'S WANKER in the bucket now or wait until he interrupts me. He waited and it wasn’t long before WANK-KING'S WANKER was in the bucket.

The Hares explained their run and off every one went. The Beer Hunters were treated to some free beer purchased by BEETROOT HEAD and sponsored by FLYING FINN. All very happy.

The new raffle mistress MENSTRUAL DISORDER set out to sell her raffle tickets and having a pretty face the hashers eagerly opened their wallets. The prizes were fantastic and she had no problem selling tickets.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD as new rags man went around the circle selling his hash shirts, offering special deals, he learnt a lot from FREE WILLY.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD iced the Hares and he was surprised on how great the circle thought the run was. THE WIZARD then spoke about the Super Bowl and iced a very excited CANNONBALL who was celebrating his team's win. CANNONBALL then dropped his pants hoping to attract the harriette’s attention, but failed.

NO MORE CUM entertained the circle and then followed by SCAR W/2TS who iced TESTICLES and asked his advice on how to pick up pretty girls as TESTICLES had a beautiful harriette hanging off his arm, SCAR I hope the advice he gave you helps you to pick up women.

SPERM POLLUTER came in and immediately iced ARSE BANDIT to find out why from the last two weeks he has lost the two loves of his life. ARSE BANDIT has no idea but could be a sizes matter.

Also on the night we were privileged to have a visiting ex GM from Wanchai H3, SOUTH SIDE HASH TOY and her partner DOG SHIT also a ex-GM from Hong Kong.They both had a great night and thanked The PH3 for the Great entertainment and run.

The Baht buses were loaded and were all headed back to the Buffalo Bar for more great food and socializing.

On-On!  Mental Disorder

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