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PH3 Run 1824

Monday, 18 Feb 2019

Hares: Chip Chip, French Kiss, Parisian Titi, Sour Kraut Bone Collector, Street Cleaner, V.V.
Scribe: Cannon Ball
Hash Flash: Del Boy, Jack Wow
Runners: 94

Total Hashers This Week - 94

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Hashers Present Last Week - 65
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (206), Anal Cheese (117), Arse Bandit (76), Arse Van Hole (102), Ball Ringer (686), Beetroot Head (91), Bell End (467), Ben 10 (205), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (246), Bill Mahkovtz (2), Billion Sucker (229), Blue Nose (70), Bob-A-Gob (60), Bryon De baets (3), Cheap Norgy Cunt (245), Dame Liberace (RIP) (432), Del Boy (138), Dirt Looney (177), Dog Licks Its Dick (243), Emperor Airhead (1476), Flying Finn (193), Fred Flintstone (4), French Kiss (28), G.I. Joe (719), Gangreen (385), Ging Gang Goolies (62), Happy Survivor (46), Harbor Whore (100), Helium Head (147), Hot Gob (23), Hurts Her Vagina (RIP) (23), Irregular Period (70), Jack Wow (53), Lady Squeeze My Tube (519), Left Behind (17), Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (1126), Mayo Queen (110), Mental Disorder (249), Mikel Hornsey (6), Necrophilia Night Rider (269), No More Cum (251), Paprika Smiley (166), Pig Pusher Swine Stabber (308), Postman Pat (2), Rat Von Kiel (120), Real Old (RIP) (28), Redcoat (RIP) (180), Scar W/2Ts (293), She's The Boss (53), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (812), Smokey Trucky Fucky (70), Smokey's Nanny (33), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (30), Special Price (151), Steptoe (218), Street Cleaner (97), Tampax (493), Testicles (86), The Wizard (132), Tiny Anal Torpedo (170), Trafalgar (23), Unstable Load (133), V.V. (900), Wank-King's Wanker (421), Wilma (3)
Returners - 22
Baht Bus Gestapo (77), Cannon Ball (57), Chip Chip (9), Crapper (181), Duchess Tadpole (593), Golden Rivet (179), Hoi Wan (74), Kee Mah (250), Lost Cause (210), Love Boat (107), Miss Use Me (181), Parisian Titi (9), Phantom (134), Pocket Socket (133), Pole Fucker (61), Sausage Head (3), Simone Ebola (RIP) (121), Sir Velcro Dick (419), Telly Tubby (116), Tom Boy (226), Two Time (274), Whore In The Window (81)
Visitors - 7
2 Flat 2 Lay (1), Chalk Meister (1), Dance Monkey (1), Gerry Danbrook (4), Marlin Harbor Slut (9), Ronald Beerlings (1), Rudy Van hove (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 4
Street Cleaner Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
V.V. Was Congratulated For 900 Runs With The PH3
Harbor Whore Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Jack Wow Received His Cap In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Steve Feirant Was Given The Hash Name Fred Flintstone
Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Teaspoon (RIP) (20 Feb)

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Saints and Sinners - 1
Ball RingerHash Trash: Dropped BEN 10's free run card on the trail.

Awards This Run

Street Cleaner
5 Hared Runs
V.V.
900 Runs
Harbor Whore
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Cannon Ball

Get to run site we had before. Nice area some traffic but good for the circle. The run was well appreciated by everybody. The runners and walkers came in close together.

The hares were dressed French outfits.They had sausages and free wine and cheese. Even the Beer Hunter ARSE BANDIT said that it was wonderful. Good job hares and thanks.

The Raffle managed by MENTAL DISORDER with help from his assistant went well for the winners. They liked their prizes.

EMPEROR AIRHEAD time saying the A-site was like a bunker. Thanks for a great job with a regional theme like French. He thanked them for free wine and cheese and told them great job.

Steve the Belgium was called to the ice was named FRED FLINTSTONE. Others all him Fred Fishtone. The virgins were called to the circle, two from Belgium and from Thailand. They were welcomed to the club.

WANK-KING'S WANKER and time for the awards. HARBOR WHORE 100 Runs; KEE MAH 250 Runs; VV 900 Runs and 180 Hares; UNSTABLE LOAD 15 Got Drunks; STREET CLEANER 5 Hares.

BALL RINGER awarded Hash Trash because his son BEN 10 lost his free run card on the trail.

SCAR W/2TS took over and called the hares in. SOUR KRAUT BONE COLLECTER was put in the bucket for leaving trash on the trail. CANADA BLOWER was called in because he took a taxi for the A-Site. That cost him 900 baht. He did not realize the buses leave at 3 PM during winter time.

STREET CLEANER was called in for getting lost on the trail even though he was a hare. CHIP CHIP was called in because the hares got drunk after the run.

The GM called in SHE'S THE BOSS and iced him for talking. The GM called in ARSE BANDIT and NO MORE CUM. Asking ARSE BANDIT about his recent trip to Udon Thani that cost a lot money fixing his girlfriend's brother's car, gas and police fines.

NO MORE CUM was asked about his girlfriend's friend's night out with a Kathoey that ended being free sex with her and the circle was asked if anybody had a free night with a kathoey. One hasher said yes he was put in the bucket.(RAT VON KIEL)

NO MORE CUM called FRED FLINTSTONE to the ice and asked about falling asleep on the beach and getting pedicures before the hash from his girlfriend.

The hare was asked about the French and German connection on the board.

The hares called on for the hare song.

Very good night for everybody thanks to the hares.

On-On!  Cannonball

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