Big Cloudy Day
Out of the darkened days of COVID-19 and the architectural values of Pattaya City. A ray of sunlight shines brightly, fun and happiness, friendliness and knowledge comes when we participate in the PH3.
Harmonious unity, mutual respect for one another and maintaining a seeking spirit are some of the qualities gained as we foster such an activity in this beautiful land of Thailand.
Personally striving to improve ourselves as we take exercise and laugh at criticism. We run/walk talk our way sometimes amid adverse conditions. However, today was heart-warming quite easy for rambling and declared by many as most satisfying and exhilarating run.
People can sweat for happiness, it is said that people who do exercise regularly are more balanced and happier. This is no wonder because endurance exercise releases endorphins and serotonin, the so-called happiness hormones.
The hares, who were four Norwegians and a Thai, had laid a paper trail throughout with painted sticks in places. They explained carefully what was expected of the walkers, the runners and also the beer hunters had goals to renewed happiness.
There was a quick farewell to the runners and then the walkers set off on the track which many welcomed. Someone quipped, “The hardest mathematics is to calculate our blessings”.
Yes, we have many things to be grateful for. On return the GM brought into the circle comments to be echoed to the iced Hares. However, just before the comments were heard some Hash Trash members were iced (Ging Gang Goolies for losing stuff on trail all the time – every week). Overall the comments were fair and that the trail was well papered. There were many, many comments humour was very funny. The laughter was infectiuous, despite it all the hares were thanked unanimously for a job well done – no-one got lost!
The GM invited Scar with 2 T’s to take the circle. He was dressed with Top Hat and long tailed coat as a ring master would rattle a few cages. He circled the crowd inviting them closer.
Virgins were welcomed. A lady from Russia (Anna) said she would be back and Scar with 2 T’s said they were born hashers. All good fun was had and also ‘to be named’ members were introduced to the ice. Ulrich and his wife (Suksan) took a seat for the naming ceremony. Suksan picked her own name (Gina Kaput) while everyone voted names for the man. “Suck Harder” being decided as the winner.
Scar W2T’s then asked the Hares to come to the ice again, asking how many Swedish people were invited to be with the Norwegians. “None!”
He explained in great details how as a boy in Norway he came down the mountains, and up and down mountains again. Thanking the Hares.
Rumours were mentioned about a party with a gallon of whiskey.
Songs were sung and members were awarded for good work. A big thank you went to Dirt Looney (and absent Pussy Snatcher) for all the work they have done with the new PH3 website. He said, “Not so much fucking up”.
There were lots of prizes from the waffle which raised some laughs and smiles. To mention a few; Mount Me – a shirt, Thai lady – a box of cookies, Velcro Dick – bottle of rum, Lurch – bottle of wine, Who Cut the Cheese – towels, Belle Star – knives, Miss Sudoku – badminton racket, Lost Cause – bottle of red ‘wine’.
Someone left a pair of panties in the bucket.
Mr Bean reversed his normal role when he came to the rescue of the PH3 as during the award ceremony he produced a camera. The official Hash camera was retired for the day and Mr Bean was given permission to take photos of the award recipients.
Mudcracker was congratulated for 100 runs and Sir Really Sadistic Bastard for 900 runs with the PH3.
Lurch and Ya Ya had achieved 25 runs with the PH3 and were welcomed as full members of the PH3.
Several shirts were awarded; Lady Squeeze My Tube 600 runs, Peler 400 runs, Paprika Smiley 200 runs, VV for 200 hares and Two Time for 50 hared runs with the PH3.
Songs were sang with a large dollop of humour mixed with a portion of good will.
(.. the following 3 paragraphs copy and pasted directly from an email sent to Dirt Looney...)
There were lots of celebrations Burn Ives received the a sweet rendition of the traditional Hashy Birthday song led by Sperm Polluter. Nutcracker John set on the ice with a virgin bubblegum and a lily virgin wanted a warm up to go on the ice this was granted Peler was awarded for 400 runs the song sang ladies who is my tubes TV always comes first the beer hunters were thank it was like father Jack another father Ted drink drink drink there were lots of.
Performer Large Chicken Fucker tried to join everyone is Pandora box as a kiss film of his clothes including underpants over were socks waterproof gear as a Boy Scout he explained he came prepared yes there has been heavy rain earlier he mentioned that he had I don’t bend over badge from his Boy Scout there’s an animal prefer badge from bag Andreas greater team at side Street by all such as wanker of the week award song sang again why was he born so beautiful why was he born at all.
The general idea for the average person is to consider not get lost when hiking in the outdoors shown cultural opportunities in some strange places at nourish with an interest and develop social discussions with this amazing group of hikers this is a true and accurate report of the day has escaped from the worries of the world COVID-19 academic and without fear of contradiction my psychiatrist said it all somewhat sounds like bullshit to him and Wood on with the course
Another great day on the Pattaya Hash.
On On, Blow Lewinsky
(Feebly transcribed from Blow Lewinsky's notes by Dirt Looney)