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PH3 Run 1940

Monday, 2 May 2022

Hares: Fleece Lifter, Sperm Polluter
Scribe: Emperor Airhead
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run & Circle)
Runners: 78

Total Hashers This Week - 78

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 59
Antique (208), Banana Rider (3), Brotherly Luv (18), Bruce Lee (2), Cement Head (7), Chanakan Champasri (2), Cocktail (12), Cookie Monster (57), Crap Thai (41), Demon Dragon (14), Dirt Looney (291), Duchess Tadpole (677), Emperor Airhead (1542), Fleece Lifter (47), G.I. Joe (827), Gangreen (497), Golden Rivet (283), Happy Survivor (147), Herring Choker (22), Hoi Wan (152), Ja Jah (8), Jackal (254), Just One More Drink (5), Lady Drink (2), Lady Drunk (2), Lady Mao (2), Lady Squeeze My Tube (625), Leg Over (25), Little Dragon (11), Lost Cause (314), Mayo Queen (210), Mount Me (29), Ninja Princess (53), No Banana (3), Noisy Queen (36), Papa Dick (31), Ping Pong (56), Proposition (7), Serial Killer (6), Sexy Mountain (28), She's The Boss (163), Shit Lips (25), Shy Tiger (9), Sir Arse-A-Holic (878), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (923), Sir Velcro Dick (514), Smokey Trucky Fucky (151), Something Kinder (20), Something Stupid (51), Spastic Whore King (78), Sperm Polluter (238), Stupid Kraut Cunt (284), Telly Tubby (197), The Wizard (248), Two Time (380), Unstable Load (236), Whore In The Window (134), Womb Broom (14), YMCA (32)
Returners - 12
Arse Van Hole (208), Billion Sucker (265), Dog Licks Its Dick (284), Drag Queen (14), Fortune Teller (7), Fuck Off (61), Hot Hope (4), Pickaninny (21), Revolting Rectum (29), Scoobie Doo (149), V.V. (1009), Vios (55)
Visitors - 4
Fuck My Daddy (2), Johnny Walker (3), Peenet Thiphan (5), Thore-dag Telnes (8)
Virgins - 3
Bee (1), Still Have No Name (1), Supranee Wadman (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 1
Wyndam Howe Was Given The Hash Name Fuck My Daddy
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Sexy Mountain (02 May)
Shy Tiger (06 May)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 13
YMCAHash Crash: Fell on trail
Lady Squeeze My TubeHash Crash: Fell in field while shortcutting => bucket
Mount MeHash Crash: Excess gravity caused him to fall off his tiny chair at signup. Nobody came to his rescue
Unstable LoadHash Crash: Fell on trail, in front of GM
Emperor AirheadHash Saint: Most senior hasher with over 1500 runs. So keen that he came to the A-site a day early. Drank so much on Saturday he thought he'd lost a day
V.V.Hash Saint: Welcome back. Enjoyed many chocolates whilst in Belguim for 1 month. The beer truck missed you
Arse Van HoleHash Saint: Almost died and was in ICU. They put him in an ice bath. Brought the ardent Hasher back to life
AntiqueHash Nostalgia: As a young lad he brought 100 firecrackers back from Hong Kong and set Tom's Dick in fire with them
Herring ChokerHash Sinner: Non-singer. Please learn the Down-Down song
PropositionHash Sinner: Brought own beer into circle but commended for being a true Hasher and will be organising future events
No BananaWanker Of The Week: Last week found the baht bus ride home too boring so jumped off to find a more interesting ride home
Banana RiderWanker Of The Week: Partner in baht bus crime1st double WotW winner
Mayo QueenHash Sinner: Performing inedible things with a banana in the shadows

Scribe Report by Emperor Airhead

What a wonderful world we live in!

Back in 1984 when the Monday Hash was started, everyone realized when they signed up you were joining a hard discipline, hard running , scary group of drunken runners, who prided themselves on being a "hard hash".

No radio, no TV... just drugs, alcohol, and lots of jungle...

The new "civilized hash" has to be lots nicer, and the G.M. can no longer run his hash with harsh athority...

We are very lucky to have a Grand Master that is gifted in persuasion, and rarely resorts to the bucket.

The run was held at the new A site, marked on Google Map as "Spermy Lake" and you know the land owner must have been thrilled to see that.

It is a very nice venue, with a beautiful lake and good running country...

The runners all seemed to be just as happy as the Beer Hunters when we all met up after the run. We are lucky to have VV back, with his wonderful "hit the spot" baguettes. Dirt Looney was very happy to give the beer truck back - without a scratch !

The circle was lots of fun , until our German friend Kai tried to drown me in the bucket. I was flat on the ground when the Grand Master picked me up with one hand! I never knew he was so strong!


The people that do sign ups and sell rags, buy the beer and ice, make sandwiches, and volunteer to hare are real Hash Heros and the Grand Master is lucky to be in charge of the best hash in the world!

On On Emperor Airhead


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