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PH3 Run 1941

Monday, 9 May 2022

Hares: Crap Thai, Dirt Looney
Scribe: Burley Chassis
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), Spastic Whore King (Circle)
Runners: 60

Total Hashers This Week - 60

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 46
Arse Van Hole (209), Banana Rider (4), Brotherly Luv (19), Bruce Lee (3), Chanakan Champasri (3), Cocktail (13), Cookie Monster (58), Crap Thai (42), Dirt Looney (292), Drag Queen (15), Duchess Tadpole (678), Emperor Airhead (1543), Fuck My Daddy (3), Fuck Off (62), G.I. Joe (828), Gangreen (498), Golden Rivet (284), Herring Choker (23), Ja Jah (9), Lady Mao (3), Lady Squeeze My Tube (626), Leg Over (26), Lost Cause (315), Mayo Queen (211), Ninja Princess (54), No Banana (4), Noisy Queen (37), Ping Pong (57), Proposition (8), Sexy Mountain (29), Shit Lips (26), Shy Tiger (10), Sir Arse-A-Holic (879), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (924), Sir Velcro Dick (515), Smokey Trucky Fucky (152), Something Kinder (21), Something Stupid (52), Spastic Whore King (79), Sperm Polluter (239), The Wizard (249), Unstable Load (237), V.V. (1010), Whore In The Window (135), Womb Broom (15), YMCA (33)
Returners - 13
Ball Ringer (796), Bell End (551), Ben 10 (279), Black Cock Down (7), Burley Chassis (11), Chip Chip (94), Home Brew (34), Jellobutt (158), Parisian Titi (94), Pussy Number 3 (18), Pussy Snatcher (119), Seal Sucker (345), Stupid Sour Kraut (23)
Visitors - 1
Cupcake (9)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Crap Thai Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Mad Cow (10 May)
No Banana (09 May)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 11
Smokey Trucky FuckyHash Trash: Raffle prize left behind at last run
Crap ThaiHash Trash: Raffle prize left behind at last run
Home BrewHash Trash: Throwing his down down beer on the ground
Golden RivetHash Crash
Ja JahHash Crash
Lady MaoHash Crash
Shy TigerHash Crash
Banana RiderHash Sinner: Wore hat in circle when collecting raffle prize
Fuck My DaddyHash Sinner: Brought personal drink in circle when collecting raffle prize
Black Cock DownWanker Of The Week: Missed last week's run because he couldn't find a-site
JellobuttHash Bore: Spent 10 minutes of circle time attempting a joke about The Wizard and Burley Chassis, but with no punch line at the end

Awards This Run

Crap Thai
5 Hared Runs

Scribe Report by Burley Chassis

T’was on a damp, slightly dismal day,
In a week that had seen rain,
When all roads led to the A site,
With the hashers here again.

They poured in from the dark side,
By songthaew, truck and car,
And later due to heavy rain,
I’m without an aide-memoire!!    (my notes resemble papier mâché)

Oh, the beer flowed in the circle,
Piped in from VV’s truck,
And the hands that held the beers high,
Were stained with sweat and muck.

The air was filled with singing,
Chatter and laughter all around,
But we stopped, waited with baited breath,
As the new Wanker (of the week) was crowned.

The raffle was called,
Hash trash and Hash crashes,
And to my dismay,
We witnessed even more bare asses.

Huge thanks must go to both the hares,
For an ‘outstanding’ ‘brilliant’ trail,
But with perfect sticks and paper,
The FRBs couldn’t fail.

And there, dear reader is my tale,
Of yesterday’s Hashy run,
A word of gratitude to iRovers
Where we carried on the fun.

Hugs

The real Burley Chassis


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