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PH3 Run 1942

Monday, 16 May 2022

Norwegian Day Run


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Food sponsored by Hares
Hares: Herring Choker, Karamba, Sir Arse-A-Holic, Sir Velcro Dick, Womb Broom
Scribe: Psycho Strangler
Hash Flash: Belly Dancer (Circle), Spastic Whore King (Run)
Runners: 82

Total Hashers This Week - 82

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Hashers Present Last Week - 48
Arse Van Hole (210), Ball Ringer (797), Banana Rider (5), Bell End (552), Ben 10 (280), Brotherly Luv (20), Bruce Lee (4), Burley Chassis (12), Cocktail (14), Cookie Monster (59), Dirt Looney (293), Drag Queen (16), Duchess Tadpole (679), Emperor Airhead (1544), G.I. Joe (829), Gangreen (499), Golden Rivet (285), Herring Choker (24), Ja Jah (10), Lady Mao (4), Lady Squeeze My Tube (627), Leg Over (27), Lost Cause (316), Mayo Queen (212), No Banana (5), Ping Pong (58), Proposition (9), Pussy Number 3 (19), Pussy Snatcher (120), Seal Sucker (346), Sexy Mountain (30), Shit Lips (27), Shy Tiger (11), Sir Arse-A-Holic (880), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (925), Sir Velcro Dick (516), Smokey Trucky Fucky (153), Something Kinder (22), Something Stupid (53), Spastic Whore King (80), Sperm Polluter (240), Stupid Sour Kraut (24), The Wizard (250), Unstable Load (238), V.V. (1011), Whore In The Window (136), Womb Broom (16), YMCA (34)
Returners - 30
Baby Dee (30), Belly Dancer (11), Billion Sucker (266), Burl Ives (280), Dame Liberace (RIP) (526), Dead Gump (8), Demon Dragon (15), Dragon (16), Fingerless (61), Fleece Lifter (48), Happy Survivor (148), Hoi Wan (153), Invisible Man (88), Jackal (255), Karamba (347), Lady Drink (3), Little Dragon (12), Lucan Made Me Cum (39), Mineless Cunt (127), Miss Use Me (284), Mount Me (30), Papa Dick (32), Patpom (62), Running Deer (41), She's The Boss (164), Snake Bite (62), Still Have No Name (2), Stupid Kraut Cunt (285), Telly Tubby (198), Vios (56)
Visitors - 4
Julier Nakyonyi (1), Kamoy Joy (2), Psycho Strangler (21), Village Idiot (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Sir Velcro Dick Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Supawan Machon Was Given The Hash Name Lady Drink
Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Bubbles (22 May)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 11
Whore In The WindowHash Crash: Fell on trail as he was too fast for his shoes
Village IdiotHash Crash: Fell over when he was only 100m from the beer truck
Stupid Kraut CuntHash Crash: Bleeding from the knee as a beer hunter
Happy SurvivorHash Trash: Said it wasn't hers but a discarded blue top had her name on it
Shy TigerRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore head gear into the circle
FingerlessHash Nostalgia: Welcome back after a couple of years
Dame Liberace (RIP)Wanker Of The Week: Temporary WoTW for turning up an hour early for todays Hash
The WizardHash Shit: Picked up back check sticks while doing the walkers' trail. When pointed out what trail he was on, said fck it I'm not taking them back and tossed the sticks to the side of the trail.
The WizardPH3 First: Got to use the new PH3 down down tube when awarded Hash Shit
Pussy SnatcherWanker Of The Week: New WoTW immediately after Wizard got off the ice"Treacherous, No Good, Lying Barsteward"
Dead GumpHash Nostalgia: Welcome back from Brazil

Awards This Run

Sir Velcro Dick
10 Hared Runs

Scribe Report by Psycho Strangler

I had a crazy idea to publish this in Thai with the help of Psycho Nemo but she and I let that one get away very quickly. Has it ever been done? And I am not even going to attempt the poetry from what I believe was wet notes from the week before – So here we go – hold on to your walking sticks. Last time was a virgin cherry that went down the wrong trail and don’t tell but Burl Ives and I took a short cut but there are definitely advantages to be the scribe so RAISE YOUR HAND!!!

After a delicious meal of Norwegian style food with a female touch of scrambled eggs and smoked salmon The Wizard called the circle to stand and I took the scribe volunteer to sit on my old tired ass and see what words came out from the scrambled eggs or scrambled brain and there was a vodka mixture I got to try but didn’t get the name but saw the results and everyone was having a good time…..which led to the Hash Crash and Stupid Kraut Cunt was showing us the power as he missed the ice and crashed again apparently to start the night off right. I missed parts of it but something about an ant bit his ass and the x-rated site was seen by all ages = growing up like weeds in the jungle I guess, well we all learn sometimes or maybe not. The awards went out all around followed by a song. Next Happy Survivor then got a sample of the now called fighting juice and a sexy blue top apparently lost in the shuffle and not to be topped it was with a big pink hat. Hopefully the cameraman got these pictures as the words I’m sure are lost in cyberspace as that seems to be my life these days. You had to be there or here. So now came these 5 big white Norwegian Beasts or gods or maybe even Vikings but all I saw was horns. They were celebrating Independence day which is the morning after as I try to scribe my PH3 notes and we also got a little history lesson but I can’t write that fast or run either so let’s crawl or walk along and looking for the beer chasing days possibly at some point too. So the walkers gave the hares a 5 star review of the trail. Fabulous was one word and a few x-rated ones too. There was a lot of discussion about what would and was encountered on the trail and something about the runners seeing waterfalls but the water was going up the hill???

Emperor Air Head took over the circle and the hares went back on the ice. Thanks for the Norwegian Salmon was given. And a few other got to go to hash church blessings. Emperor called a couple of world travelers to the ice Fingerless and Belly Dancer but apparently 40 women were left behind in after 894 days to return to the HHH. Liberace was brought out for the Wanker of the week award after wooing The Wizard and showing up an hour early for old times sake to reestablish the long time hash lover affair gone a year so that earned him the Wanker award – faster than I have ever seen and they even skipped the voting.

So then Invisible Man was brought to the circle or brought up or my notes are a bit sketchy here and Pussy Snatcher was talking to the invisible man or his lips were moving and some story about walkers and back checks and I’m still waiting to understand what was said or done or happened and when and where and I’m not sure why I couldn’t see or find the Invisible Man and I was OK as they had a lot more female hashers in the circle or eating and drinking in the background all I know is it’s often a lot of fun and going on………….

Next the Wizard came to the Ice and it was like the Fugitive and the one armed man or a blue pipe wet experience and it was so so so what is the words -well all I know we got the beer there in two tries, what can I say? ONLY to be followed by the unprecedented move bringing Liberace back to the ice for the wanker voting kind of like the American recount still wandering around from 2020 – I guess these wankers love the American is it drama or spirit or ??? HHH description required? So in less than 15 minutes from wanker of the week to Pussy Snatcher just snatching that pussy or is it grab that pussy or grab that wanker of the week and I’ll be back!!!!!!

Next Velcro Dick got his 10 hare run acknowledgement and we are looking for the hare line to get a few more calls…..so CALL NOW!!!

So the visitors were called back and hopefully we are getting back to normal what ever that is with world travelers coming back in large numbers soon. So then the Norwegians gave us a song and of course I was missing the words but I did hear baseball and play ball or that old CCR Choogling came to mind that being Pattaya you got to ball and have a good time ……..so the music plays on as Sperm Polluter took over the final down downs and that flowed with the nectar and the hashers into sweet chariot to close out the night and catch the Baht Bus back to the Hustler and ON ON BAR for a little more fun before heading to bed………sweet dreams!!! Psycho Nemo is taking a nap so I guess or hope Dirt Looney will edit and clean it up or dirty it down or we’ll just see what or who goes down this time of this journey and so ON ON – I hear something about Monkeys and Boats and full moons ……..peace, love, happiness and understanding – Pyscho Strangler HTML Text #2 and hoping to get my runs closer to accurate but otherwise I’ve enjoyed walking the runs …….and can’t wait for an outstation or local Roi Et Events and to HARE then or at some point but I’m sure hoping for some Irish Green as that American Cash is crashing or hashing or who knows what is next ……and for sure I’m not ready but I can raise my hand and jump in the bucket or curse that next hill or ????

On On Pyscho Strangler


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