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PH3 Run 1943

Monday, 23 May 2022

Hares: Caroline, Happy Survivor, She's The Boss, Spastic Whore King
Scribe: Psycho Strangler
Hash Flash: Belly Dancer (Circle), Fingerless (Run)
Runners: 85

Total Hashers This Week - 85

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Hashers Present Last Week - 65
Arse Van Hole (211), Ball Ringer (798), Banana Rider (6), Bell End (553), Belly Dancer (12), Ben 10 (281), Brotherly Luv (21), Bruce Lee (5), Burl Ives (281), Cookie Monster (60), Dame Liberace (RIP) (527), Dead Gump (9), Demon Dragon (16), Dirt Looney (294), Drag Queen (17), Dragon (17), Duchess Tadpole (680), Emperor Airhead (1545), Fingerless (62), Fleece Lifter (49), G.I. Joe (830), Gangreen (500), Golden Rivet (286), Happy Survivor (149), Herring Choker (25), Hoi Wan (154), Invisible Man (89), Ja Jah (11), Lady Drink (4), Lady Mao (5), Lady Squeeze My Tube (628), Leg Over (28), Little Dragon (13), Lost Cause (317), Mayo Queen (213), Mineless Cunt (128), Miss Use Me (285), No Banana (6), Papa Dick (33), Patpom (63), Ping Pong (59), Proposition (10), Psycho Strangler (22), Seal Sucker (347), Sexy Mountain (31), She's The Boss (165), Shit Lips (28), Sir Arse-A-Holic (881), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (926), Sir Velcro Dick (517), Snake Bite (63), Something Kinder (23), Something Stupid (54), Spastic Whore King (81), Sperm Polluter (241), Still Have No Name (3), Stupid Sour Kraut (25), Telly Tubby (199), The Wizard (251), Unstable Load (239), V.V. (1012), Village Idiot (2), Vios (57), Whore In The Window (137), YMCA (35)
Returners - 13
Barnacle Bollox (207), Beverly Hills Pink Cock (279), Caroline (12), Chip Chip (95), Crap Thai (43), Fortune Teller (8), Hot Hope (5), Lady Drunk (3), Parisian Titi (95), Pickaninny (22), Rear Gunner (304), Sexy Butterfly (22), Tractor Man (11)
Visitors - 2
Knockout Neptune (8), Max Factor (5)
Virgins - 5
Alan Buckley (1), John Svelson (1), Leonard Nilsson (1), Qunitta Spennare (1), Rebecka Lundqvist (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 5
Spastic Whore King Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Gangreen Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
Something Stupid Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Sir Velcro Dick Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
The Wizard Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 6
Hope Was Given The Hash Name Hot Hope
Keith Smith Was Given The Hash Name No Banana
Tonet Howarth Was Given The Hash Name Banana Rider
Jackie Riggo Was Given The Hash Name Bruce Lee
Jularat Kaehkaew Was Given The Hash Name Lady Mao
Phanthira Sainak Was Given The Hash Name Lady Drunk
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Miss Use Me (26 May)
Bob-A-Gob (24 May)
Cupcake (23 May)
Mamasans Big Boy (23 May)

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Saints and Sinners - 11
Crap ThaiHash Trash: Wanted the beer condom that was left on booze cruise so sat on ice
Spastic Whore KingHash Trash: Lost sun glasses on trail whilst laying paper as a Hare
Banana RiderHash Trash: Left fluorescent life jacket on boat after booze cruise
Unstable LoadHash Crash: Fell on trail
Lady MaoRaffle Hash Sinner: Wanted to change raffle prize but "You touch it, you take it"
Lady DrinkRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought own drink into circle
Rear GunnerHash Nostalgia: Welcome back from Australia after over 2 year absense
Barnacle BolloxHash Nostalgia: Welcome back from searching for mermaids in the Pacific Ocean
Crap ThaiHash Sinner: Kept removing Hash Trash hat whenever he thought he was in a photo
CarolineWanker Of The Week: First ever Hare that went with the Beer Hunters
Happy SurvivorHash Sinner: Was a Hare but still went on trail with the pack

Awards This Run

Spastic Whore King
5 Hared Runs
Gangreen
500 Runs

Scribe Report by Psycho Strangler

Hash trash Flash Hawking (Spastic Whore King) got double Awards for losing sunglasses on Lane Trail and brought is pack so two others join the crew and we left it cleaner than we started.

Hash crash Unstable Load was so winner today and got the cap not clap but a song

Now the hairs came Caroline, She's The Boss, Spastic Whore King and Happy Survivor yes the consensus was okay if you got lost and on the raffle and the crowd went wild and the booze went through fast Lost Cause was again winner and she seems to be having a great run and we'll have to check the Records books Then down to the last prize and all the winners where what are women and children and as we wait for the final number for the shampoo can we get a daily double winner who will get her hash name later on in the night.

Emperor Airhead took the circle and brought the hares back no brains seemed to be a topic so it was a team effort was the consensus from Emporer Airhead.

Next a Hash name was given to Hot Hope and a large round of cheers in the refreshing bucket of her choice.

And the naming continued has three girls and a child were named Lady Drink, Lady Mau and Lady Drunk who took the bucket and Bruce Lee was named and christened also now we called the both game from yesterday in the Saturday Bunch all showed up not knowing what day it was I guess and they all brought their own drinks as it was so many of them and then we had a photo opportunity with selfies crowd.

The Wizard quickly pass the circle back to Sperm Polluter to give the awards Gangreen has 500 sign-ons and gave us a song it was a special song something about I am running core running High and Google pics those words from voice to translate and it's not quite right but good enough at this late hour

Plastic Hocking (Spastic Whore King) got five hair runs Unstable Load gave servel codec (Sir Velcro Dick) a mini t-shirt thinking 500 runs and my helpers told me I will write it down something stupid got a t-shirt while I was catching up and then the GM got a t-shirt for hearing 20 runs.

Can It (Tonet - Banana Rider) was next from the Philippines and took the ice and she loved the first time riding the big banana on the boat trip a bulshit song took the air about and the chatter was about boyfriends and bananas handwriting so now her boyfriend gets a new name Keith Smith from England took the ice and was named No Banana newly also showered.

The Wizard then welcome back the returners and it was Barnacle Bollox and Rear Gunner after two and a half years an Australian. Barnacle Bullox has been sailing or sinking yachts in search of Mermaids. He then sprang into song and quite frankly you just have to be here as I can begin to capture this ditty with a lot of farthing involved and it was a joy and I think the highlight of the wonderful evening.

Crap Thai and Caroline and a surrogate Pussy Snatcher in a GI Joe body took the ice for the Wanker of the Week award including Happy Survivor as a late additional candidate and the winner is Caroline but I'm sure the fix was in with the management of the voting plot. Luckily Pussy Snatcher sent the award back to the run circle for the weekly review.

Virgins were next and hopefully the editor can add the names as there were 5 & I only got Leo and Allan (Alan Buckley, John Svelson, Leonard Nilsson, Qunitta Spennare, Rebecka Lundqvist).

4 were from Sweden and the other JBird South Africa. The Belgiums better be looking over their shoulders as Sweden is cumming hard and fast.... In PH3 fashion. 😱😱😱

Dead Gump took the bucket while he was roast or I guessed that it was iced and told the tales of the connection and gave him a nice leaving send off with instructions or traditions to rapidly return if possible.

Then a large and loud crowd came for the final down down with the final song too so it ended or is it just the be of the trip to the on on bar Nicky's to the beginning of the continuing fun.

Thanks for seat or chair and On On and I'm told that it took a couple of tries with a tough time understanding the notes but it was or is what it is or was and in my mind it's all good I guess?????

Psycho Strangler out or on on and we're probably hitting the road again soon and it's looking like BKK but wanting Ireland so sweet dreams as it's late and I am running but you all know it is a walking pace and might be hitting the beer hunters soon as that is always a good time I hear and see..... Or....


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