God,what a trail,very good from a sweet little virgin hair. Cocktail, you did well ,stated our Emperor Airhead as he lavished his praise
Very well laid 👌 this beautiful Virgin A site was in a definte orchard, a great place for our social gathering , deep in the countryside among mango trees out of sight from ,what could be called other human beings.
It was very well planned out with little or no help from the other Hares V.V.and lord miserable cunt.
The weather was kind,a little bit warm however in places some shade was enjoyed by our band of happy hashers
We intelligent human beings who enjoy running around the jungle ,walking about , and hunting (beers)Thank you Jimmy for your words of wisdom each week as you lead the volunteers away to be refreshed.
Having meet up at Pattaya 3rd road near Soi Lenglee the buses filled up with people wearing all types of colorful strange shirts with logo's of the PH3 and answering to the sound of stranger names ,such as, Seal sucker,She's the boss , 🙄 Ball ringer,Invisible man.Happy survivor and many other things
Someone said ,"If you go down to the woods today you'll never believe your eyes.If you go down to the woods today your in for a big surprise,for todays the day the Hashers have their picnic!".
And boy, what a picnic it turned out to be with so much-loved food,really good food sponsored by June's Cocktail Bar.
The GM introduced himself to a man virgin at the first circle,and wish him well. Dont get lost!
We all listen intensity to the Hares giving direction as how not to get lost as we bravely set out on the challenge of an new nostalgic hash, which could be known in time to come as A COCK TAIL OF VIRGIN SOIL.
The Wizard welcomed back the runners, walkers and beer hunters, into the circle came the 3 Hares for more fun on the ice. Mostly everyone had good positive feed back ,which is a big surprise as Hares are often at the butt of debate which keeps them on the ice,but it was a warm welcome that motioned a confidence vote in this team who organize themselves well and give value, one of which was noted to be a quick learner about Muddy waters from mentor VV
G I Joe was mentioned as not getting lost which was a big Plus
The Village idiot stated it was great apart from a few things.
Wild wolf said it was the best trail he was on in the last 20 years,no one believed. Pussy snacher asked about Checks!
Fleece lifter said Sarasota or words to that effect.
Miserable cunt may have to renamed Smily cunt 🙄 as the toy snake gave a laugh to everyone ,he Hared 4 years ago
All sang why where they born so beautiful why where they born at all to get the Hares of the ice.
The waffle was extremely entertaining with winners to name a few
From 2674 Y M CA 01589 screams of Corptuption, and laughs
Something simple wins beers01589
Cocktail wins 01590Flash hash winner
Lady drink wins then a note for all the winners
"Why were they born so beautiful why where they so much-loved
G M The Wizard give a choice to our village idiot of
Let's see were you stand on or off the ice
Why have you no Hash shirt on today?
' I HAVE A HEAD BAND ON SIR'
Oh,okay, l have a shirt l could lend you if you would like .
What would you like to do?
Wear it ,or perhaps you would like the ice.'x
Wrong reply . he picked the shirt which had the sleeves sown up
All good fun enjoyed by all
And the shirt dipped in the ice bucket
Emperor Airhead in his humble opinion asked that Fingerless bring back the people he works with;30 English women in an office.Alas since 1993 he counts the days till he returns to the land of Smiles Adding that he would be leaving to catch an airplane after the Hash finishes, what fantastic dedication he has!
The Emperor give advice to Cocktail and her staff of beautiful Virgin Hares, Lady drunk and Lady Mao as they sat on the ice to become Hares ,you guys ,there is an opportunity in June,to be filled, which we all agree with. 👍 let's fill June.
Then a song was sang that got them off the ice ,which went something like
'They are all right they're ol right,they are all right ......a little...
The Wizard asked the circle to approve who was to be named
'Those of whom had any real challenge were Spastic Hawkins
Black COCK down,Grangreen the
Wanker of the week 'not as someone thought
'walker of the week '
Questions were put forth such as
whats the rule when you encounter cattle on the trail
"Run" stated the winner ,Seal sucker with an overwhelming voice
Don't run was completely wrong answer
?
Don't shit yourself
Don't fall over and shit yourself because there will be so much shit in the field, no one will notice anyway, so no worries 👍
But don't 🏃♂️ run okay
Sperm Polluter took the circle and made the award to Fleece Lifter of 50 runs
Hear the end of the circle
A song was sang by Wild wolf which had many many verses dealing with
Engineering going by bloody big wheels and balls all so very funny and well performed
Sperm Polluter asked many hashers to join in the final countdown song
Which was very much appreciated
I looked over younger and what did l see a band of angels
Coming for to take me home