The afternoon was hot and muggy with the look of rain but this didn’t eventuate.
The GM called the first circle and eventually everyone fell into line, or into some sort of circle. He was glad that the three virgins were all male and spoke English so that he didn’t have to pronounce a Thai name. Eric from Chicago, Wesley from Liverpool and Jet from the States were welcomed and told that the PH3 was now their mother hash. Eric and Wesley were soon back in the circle for new shoes along with two others.
The hares, Fleece Lifter, Cocktail and Dragon gave instructions for their run, 8km for the runners and 4.7km for the walkers with hanging and shredded paper. The Beer Hunters had further to go today.
The run must have been harder today as all the walkers were back well before the runners but there was still time for everyone to get ready for the second circle.
The GM showed lost property, Sperm Polluter for leaving his little bar girl skirt at the Betty Boop run last week which he said was Cocktail’s fault as he gave it to her to look after and Cocktail left her Elvis sunglasses behind too, so they were both on the ice.
Sperm Polluter was back on the ice for falling on the run, dobbed in by Herring Choker so he ended up on the ice too.
Next the hares were on the ice and runners were asked what they thought of the run. Some lost paper and found their own way home and everyone got wet so more so than others. Happy Survivor described it as a “wet pussy” run. The walkers were happy with the well papered walk.
Next the raffle and Emperor Airhead seemed pleased with his bottle of olive oil, perhaps because it was Extra Virgin and Jet was happy with his Choco Pie biscuits.
Emperor Airhead’s circle and as usual the hares were iced and Airhead taught the girls how to ride the ice. The Icy Davidson family were iced next. They have spent the last eleven years in America and are only here for four weeks but it was good to see them introduce their son, Jet, to hashing and they bought two T- shirts.
Henk, from Holland was put on the ice for a naming and Hit Man and Lady Killer were suggested as was No Regerts because of his tattoo but Little Sparrow was a clear winner. (Edith Piaf was known as The Little Sparrow and sang a song, Non, je ne regrette rien.)
The Belgian Bikers were next on the ice for riding their Harleys along Highway 7 until they were stopped by the cops. It was to be a 5000 Baht fine but they were escorted halfway along the road to a new route and only fined 2500 baht. They will know better next time.
The GM’s circle again and the hares were put on the ice. Eric’s description of the hash as being oddly fun and cultish, was the best the GM had heard.
Icy Davidson was put in the bucket and his son Jet on the ice and Jet was named Ice Chunk.
Time for Wanker of the Week and there were three contenders, Mount Me for his misdemeanours last week, Fleece Lifter for wasting a bag of crisps or potato chips for the Kiwis, and Karamba for claiming that vegans taste better to the ladies. You can guess who won.
The Beer Police, the Belgian biker gang were acknowledged, not for their good work but because they can’t be there some Mondays. Something Stupid is going to stand in for them but someone had better explain that to him.
Golden Rivet and VV were iced as leavers, GR off to the States and VV back to Belgium. Dirt Looney is taking over VV’s job but we need a volunteer to replace GR and help clean up after the hash.
The hares sang their own song with the help of Sperm Polluter and they did a great job of an Elvis tune, Don’t Step on my Hashing Shoes.
Final down downs, hash hymn and on the Baht buses to June’s Cocktail Bar for a new On On Bar and what a great place. A good time was had by all with lots of singing and dancing and shots.
On On Sauce for the Goose