Hares' Song
Noshing In The Lockdown
Chorus: Noshing in the lockdown, noshing in the lockdown,
We were noshing in the lockdown cos there was fuck all else to do!
The RAs name is Airhead
Drunken hashers he led
To the TQ bar where they drink lager
Before ending up in one bed.
The beers are brought by VV,
Not my wife, that's Evey,
He drives the truck, doesn't give a fuck
That it makes Two Time feel queasy.
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And then there's Sperm Polluter,
He is the hare recruiter,
works in a bar, wears a sheriff's star,
cos he is their trouble shooter.
The hash flash name is Spastic
he was quite enthusiastic
till he fell in a hole, and couldn't climb out,
cos he's not all that gymnastic.
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Snatcher is the web guy,
he works until he's cross eyed,
and when he takes a break, he loves to shake,
his monster which is one eyed.
Dirt Looney is his side kick,
he posts the photos real quick,
though he's ill in bed, with a banging head,
cos drinking makes him quite sick.
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The awards guy's name is Reggie,
He lives a life quite edgy,
He's got a huge bike and the way he drives,
he'll end up as a veggie.
The raffle guy's Fleece Lifter,
he's just a Kiwi drifter,
but he works all week till Friday night,
when he's desperate for a snifter.
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And Lifter's wife is Dragon,
Drinks Sangsom by the flagon,
She smokes a pipe but she's just his type
Cos they're never on the wagon.
The sign up guy is Hans,
You might think he is a man,
But he's got some plans, to remove his glands,
Cos he wants to be a trans.
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And as for the Grand Master,
he's something of a bastard,
He tries to sing and he's full of shit,
somehow 4 years he's lasted.
We are the Pattaya Hash Run,
Monday's our day to have fun,
We drink and run in the scorching sun
And never stop for anyone.
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