After about a 30-minute ride out town we came to a nice A-site with plenty of parking and shade. So, I'm thinking this is a good start.
GM calls for us to circle up, and calls out a couple of virgins and welcomes them to PH3. , Then calls the hares out to tell us about the run.
That was when I got confused, FARK, I had 4 choices. First there was a walk, then a longer walk, then even a longer walk still, and then of course a run. My brain couldn't absorb all that information so thought for my own safety it's better if I go with the beer hunters instead. And that's my excuse.
The Beer Hunters walk and drink stop was long enough and when we arrived back some walkers where already home and we didn't have long to wait before the first runner HERRING CHOKER arrived in. He told me that he had ran 6 out of the 7 checks and about a 10klm trail. Also told me to mention that as an ex Phonm Phen hasher is he quicker than the locals??? Maybe he ran fast over there to dodge the land mines.
As soon as the bucket is open if I'm scribe, I like to walk around trying to pick up gossip for the circle. More on that next week
Just before the circle started BLOW LEWINSKY turns up in a smart black suit. First thing that came to my head was he had just come from court. Wrong he had been to the expats club to pay respect to the Queen. But like a good hasher he still turned up for the circle. Well done BLOW.
GM calls the circle together and first person he calls out is the virgin, ALDO from Australia but he said his name was AUSTRALIA and he came from ALDO. As an Aussie I do hope ALDO does turn up again next week so I can rename him DILDO from DUBBO. He is called into the circle not because he was a virgin but because he was hash crash along with our GM.
Then CHIP CHIP is called out for HASH TRASH, a bit more of her fell off, get it? CHIP CHIP, she's falling apart. I've got a song for you CHIP CHIP, it's called Leprosy.
Then the hares are iced and the circle is called on for comments, all in all, a great run, virgin trails, and great A site. Well done hares.
Raffle time and I make another 100 baht donation.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD then has the circle and ices the hares again and asked for more comments. He then says years ago the PH3 wouldn't go this far out of town because the farmers used to shoot at them for running through thier crops.
Then he calls out CHUCK to be named and gives us a quick rundown on his history. He is a retired GRUNT, so was used to taking orders and has now been named CHUCK THE FUCK UP. welcome to PH3 CHUCK. Then we had a Barbara named MOON FLOWER, welcome to PH3.
Then John Paul a French visitor was called to the ice and BONE COLLECTOR was asked to translate. Now I'm not sure if it was because the ice was very slippery the made BONE COLLECTOR. fall off, or could have it had something to do with the booze that he had donated and consumed to the circle? Many thanks for the donation BONE COLLECTOR, but why bring it this week when I'm on antibiotics?
WHORE IN THE WINDOW, DOUBLE DIPPER, ONE SHOT WANKER, and I may have missed one are called out for having birthdays.
GM now has the circle and ONE SHOT WANKER, CRAP THAI, BALLRINGER, the man with the golden cock, HERRING CHOKER, and SOMETHING STUPID are called in for Wanker of the Week award. And the winner is ####SOMETHING STUPID. When he was in the ON ON bar he was seen practising with the wooden ladle on his girlfriends butt. Keep watching for another episode of this. We need to know more.
AUSTRALIA FROM ALDO, and his mate CROC from Puerto Galera along with GO SLOW, TURD IN THE HOLE, and WILD ROVER who took the bucket are welcomed as visitors.
CHIP CHIP and her husband are going back to Paris and we couldn't work out if it was to consummate the marriage or to get a divorce. SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE who stepped in to help sell rags well done, is off back to Christchurch, say hi to my ex while you’re there SAUCE. and SHY TIGER are leavers, safe travels and we hope we see you again
GO SLOW is brought back into the circle for no hash shirt so is given the choice of the bucket or put on a wet tee shirt. He chose the tee shirt but had trouble getting it on. Wonder if it was because he came from Tasmania, don't think so, it could have been the old sewn up sleeve trick again.
The GM calls on the hares to sing us a song, but they don't have one so WILD WOLF gives us his version of Father Abraham. Well done WW you had the pack all participating and it was very clear to me that some of the hashers don't know their right from their left. But as we say you only need 1/2 a brain to be a hasher.
Final downloads went to a group of hashers who lead us in the final song. Well done you guys although again there where a lot of you either not knowing the words or the actions properly. Or it might have been because you had a great day a few beers and maybe a couple of the donated snaps
Well done hares, well done PH3.
Always a great day out
On the way home I noticed we now have a singing tuk tuk again. Must get on that one next week. We had a hash crash on our tuk tuk at the On On bar, sorry I forgot your name but I will remember your face, so take a seat on the ICE as next week’s hash crash.
On On forever BB