Another glorious day in The Land of Smiles - even the weather cooled off for us to enjoy what was a very good run at the Asian University - hared by She's the Boss, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head and (AWOL) Crap Thai.
With the win victory going to Herring Choker as he rapturously relayed to me after 11km+ of delightfully runable trails. Walkers had 6.5km equally pleasant trails to enjoy and the Beer Hunters came back well oiled.
GM - THE WIZARD-
Hares in and recognised for a good run.
Hash Trash - She's the Boss/Drag Queen
As I was a late call up for Srcibe - apologies for not noting the Raffle winners.
AIRHEAD -
Hare 'family' in and acknowledgement given for their helpful endeavours over the last few years. Caroline was bucketed for providing extra food.
Chiang Mai reprobates in - Chuck Wao (who was at Interhash Hong Kong in 1986 and Pattaya Interhash in 1992, Skid Mark, Gasman (who's joins Crap Thai in being Pattaya hashers now) and Belly Dancer.
Frenchman Jean in and Mayo Queen as official translator - and as an ex-navy/fireman was named <Arse Hole Too Loose>.
Long time OAP returners Antique and Paprika Smiley welcomed back.
NO MORE CUM -
The Priest and Clockwork Orange ex-Gm, ex-RA has at last returned to PH3 and he certainly made an entrance! He relayed his wardrobe purchases from all his travels to Morocco, Turkey, Russia, Germany and even the UK to watch his beloved Spuds, who perhaps Putin will buy for him in recognition of services rendered to (single) Russian mothers.
Happy Survivor, She's the Boss, Cocktail and Ball Ringer in for providing pharmaceutical care packages during NMC foreign (s)exploits.
Cocktail back in to fondle his knob
Short cutters Panzer Fister, Cocktail, Fleece Lifter and Sperm Polluter iced.
GM - THE WIZARD-
Belgians in - VV, Mayo Queen, Arse van Hole, Smokey Trucky Fuckey and new Dutch hasher Bart in - Bart stopped to help VV push his broken down motorcycle to a garage - after just 3 runs earns himself the coveted Hash Hero gong.
Wanker of the Week nominees in - Skid Mark (knowing Pissed Pole Dancer), Antique for getting lost looking for his lost son (Paul), Wild Wolf for leading noisy singing on the bus (which could result in a 6K Baht fine each if police deem unruly behaviour), and Chuck Wao for claiming to have won the race - which earned him the WOW and a spell in the bucket. (Excellent choice IMHO).
Sperm Polluter, Casper, (Nang - Virgin) and Belly Dancer in for some unknown reason.
GM announced that outstanding run awards will be dealt with in the next couple of weeks.
Hares Song - Wild Wolf led the circle in singling 'If your Hashing & You Know It - Clap Your Hands'.
Sperm Polluter led the Final Down Down and the Hash Hymn.
A well attended lively OnOnOn at Hustlers followed.
Great day out - thank you Hares & PH3 - see you next month.
OnOn
Belly Dancer