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PH3 Run 1962

Monday, 3 Oct 2022

Hares: Herring Choker, Ping Pong, Sir Arse-A-Holic
Scribe: B.B.
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), Sausage Head (Circle)
Runners: 47

Total Hashers This Week - 47

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Hashers Present Last Week - 40
Antique (210), Arse Van Hole (229), B.B. (132), Barnacle Bollox (213), Bart Van Roosmalen (4), Billion Sucker (273), Brotherly Luv (37), Cocktail (29), Dirt Looney (313), Drag Queen (24), Dragon (32), Emperor Airhead (1563), Fleece Lifter (66), Fuck Off (70), G.I. Joe (849), Gas Man (53), Happy Survivor (168), Herring Choker (44), Ja Jah (26), Lady Squeeze My Tube (647), Mayo Queen (232), No Banana (21), No More Cum (283), Panzer Fister (11), Paprika Smiley (219), Ping Pong (77), Pink Head (16), Sausage Head (58), Sexy Mountain (48), She's The Boss (182), Sir Arse-A-Holic (899), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (945), Sir Velcro Dick (527), Softwood (4), Something Kinder (41), The Wizard (270), Two Time (398), V.V. (1029), Whore In The Window (156), YMCA (54)
Returners - 6
Bengt Potato (207), Drinks Like A Girl (10), Gin Tonic (7), Something Stupid (72), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (140), Stupid Kraut Cunt (288)
Visitors - 1
Bubbles (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 1
Hui Jing Was Given The Hash Name Gin Tonic
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Sir MC (09 Oct)
Bangka Blower (07 Oct)
Suck My Tailpipe (08 Oct)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 8
The HaresHash Sinner: No crashes! Even in the wet hills of KMK. Youre not trying hard enough
The WizardHash Sinner: Forgot to pay his bill at last week's On-On bar. The PH3 looked after you but apparently it still got padded
Sausage HeadHash Sinner: Went for 2nd food at last week's On-On bar before some folf got their 1st helpingone of them was NMC
Barnacle BolloxHash Saint: In memory of Lord Chicken Fucker, he gave a rousing rendition of "Barnacle Bill". Loved the Soprano sections
Brotherly LuvHash Sinner: Ended up in the bucket because he wasn't paying attention and thought his name was called
Gas ManWanker Of The Week: Got drunk with Billlion Sucker and went home with the mamasans phone. She wasn't happy. I'm sure it cost more than 200 baht
Billion SuckerHash Sinner: Drunk enabler
BubblesHash Nostalgia: Welcome to the PH3. Started in Riyadh and been hashing for over 40 years

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by B.B.

You know it's always going to be a good run when the hares choose The Aussie Site, and the pack wasn't disappointed.

After a big rain in Pattaya it was nice to get out to a dry A Site.

The GM calls the circle together and the hares tell us all about the run/ walk. I was asked by Squeeze My Tube if I needed a plastic bag for my phone. When I asked her why she explained you might get lost, and you might need help because it gets very dark in there quickly. I hope she also asked GI Joe.

Really Sadistic Barstard led a big group off on his beer hunters, while others set off on the run and walk.

My walk was a bit wet underfoot and there where many deep ruts from motor cycles to overcome. Lots of shiggy but that was ok as my feet where already wet from walking down soi Diana to the baht bus. After about a 75 minute walk I arrived back at the A site. Good distance and a great walk for me.

Waiting for the runners to get back I'm talking to Antique and Barnacle Bollocks about their Halloweens run, they were looking for a 3rd hare as LORD CHICKEN FUCKER normally hares with them. RIP John your surely missed.

GM calls the circle to order and ices the hares and listens to comments from the pack. HERRING CHOKER wanted a 10 out of 10 for the run, because GI Joe got lost and was the last runner in. PANZER FISTER was first runner back by a long way. Well done mate we like fast runners, that way the bucket gets open earlier.

Comments from the circle, a great run and walk, well done hares.

Although it was wet underfoot, we all made it back safe and there was not a single hash crash to take a seat on the ICE.

The raffle is drawn, and I think it was NO BANANAS who had 2 winning tickets but he said draw again. We'll done you winners. One day I might win, but until that happens, I will just keep donating my 100 baht.

EMPEROR AIR HEAD's circle and the hares are back on the ICE. I didn't quite follow the story as I was getting myself a beer, but my ears did pick up when I heard a bit about a love triangle between the hares??? PING PONG was asked if she could find a couple of harriers to set a run with, come on ladies, don't be shy, your Mother never was.

SIR ASREAHOLIC is iced for having done 899 runs, well done SA

PINK LADY is renamed GIN AND TONIC. You are such a nice guy AIRHEAD, I heard someone mention she should have been renamed Pink Dildo.

AIRHEAD also thanks VV, DIRT LOONEY and others of the committee for all the work they do. Thanks guys.

NO MORE CUM has the circle and calls out the GM first. It appears that OZ left the ON ON BAR last week without paying his bin. SAUSAGE HEAD gets his turn in the bucket for having second helpings of hash food last week while NCM didn't even get a feed.

He then ices HAPPY SURVIVOR, COCKTAIL and 2 other Harriet's because he can.

VV and FUCK OFF are iced for commenting on NMC costume.

BARNACLE BULLOCKS gives us his rendition of Barnacle Bill The Sailor.

GM has the circle back and calls out BILLION SUCKER and FUCK OFF for 5 hares each. FUCK OFF, YMCA and FLEECE LIFTER for 50 runs, and DIRT LOONEY for 300 runs. Well done guys.

GASMAN, SOMETHING STUPID, BILLION SUCKER and BROTHERLY LOVE for wanker of the week, and the winner is GASMAN. Apparently, he took someones phone by mistake last week and when she rung her own phone up, GASMAN told her politely to F Off. It wasn't until the morning when he finds 2 phones in his bag that he knows he's F####d up.

STUPID KRAUT KUNT is iced and if one German sits all Germans sit, and SKK tells us about his up and coming Octoberfest run. Order your shirts now.

BUBBLES is called in as a visitor, hope you enjoyed your day mate.

PAPRIKA SMILEY for 42 years of hashing. Hows the song go GET A LIFE????

BB does the hare song, and then it's THE FINAL DOWN DOWN.

We all sing the Hash Hymn, grab a beer for the bus then back to JUNES COCKTAIL BAR, for final drinks some food and Karaoke. SMILEY PAPRIKA and COCKTAIL both ring the bell before I have time to escape, but another great day out with PH3.

Well done hares, well done committee

On On BB


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