What another great day out with the PH3.
We had the 3 hares volunteer on a short notice, and they managed to give us a good A site and a great walk and run. We'll done to Herring Choker, Panzer Fister who I am sure brought his tank in to clean up the A site, and Wild Wolf for giving us lots of laughs in the circle.
We were told there was a walk and a run, and also an easy and difficult water crossing. GI Joe made the run river crossing difficult by falling off the log.
2 Time made the easy river crossing difficult as she tried to keep her feet dry, but fell over and got the rest of herself wet.
You know the day is only going to get better when both of these crashes happened in the first 50 meters.
I done the walk, great trail well marked, shady in places with plenty of water and mud to negotiate your way around.
Comments from the circle later said the same for the run.
What I liked about the walk / run was that as us walkers where only about a 100 meters from home the first runner came past us. Again that has to be put down to the hares to get that right. The pack came back within minutes of each other. Well done guys.
Even the Beer Hunters arrived back at the same time as us walkers. I wonder if they might have stayed longer at the drinking hole if the Crazy Pineapple lady actually allowed them on her premises.
A couple of social drinks and a VV chicken curry roll, then the GM calls the circle. First out are the hares who were given a present of appreciation, fir helping out at such short notice. They all looked so good in their pink and green headgear.
There were 7 hash crashes on the run, brilliant hares well done.
Jackal is called out for lost property, and then it was comments from the pack re the run and walk. It was agreed that the hares done a great job.
Raffle is drawn and I donated another 100 baht, but well done to the winners. Goosey Goosey Gobbler, Wrong Number, Paprika Smiley, Pole Dancer, Pink Head, Lady Squeeze, Irregular Period, Gin and Tonic, Really Sadistic Barstard and Lost Cause.
The GM ices EMPEROR AIRHEAD, for having another birthday, no cake for him though, but we did give him a hashey birthday song.
Airhead then has the circle and ices the hares as his only complaint was the signs to the A site. Wild Wolf is blamed for this so gets a double down down in the bucket. His first trip of the evening, many more followed.
The GM then has a seat on the ICE with CIA who tells the pack that England has never beaten the USA in a World Cup soccer match.
Then Fingerless, Stupid Kraut Kunt, and Fairy Queen are iced and the story is told off how Fairy Queen cut his foot and SKK was giving him mouth to mouth. I had to stop listening when Toungue's where mentioned.
The GM tells us Scar with 2 T's returns next week so gave the circle to No More Cum.
NCM then fills the ice up with Wild Wolf and asked him how many hash names he has, and what was the WW hash tour of Thailand. Then he has Paprika Smiley as a hash traveller. Arse-Holeo for being himself. Slug for starting to hash back in the year dot. Then he has WW in the bucket so that Fingerless and Beetroot Head can take a seat on the ICE, very thoughtful NMC.
The circle is given back to the GM to decide if Wild Wolf deserves the wanker of the week award again. Nomonees are, Wild Wolf for being himself., No More Cum for sporting a TOP KNOT hairstyle, Arse-Holeo for being himself, Fairy Queen for tongueing SKK and a visitor Moaner Boner who is given a seat in the bucket for talking. And the winner is Arse-Holeo. NCM is kept on the ICE and given a hash certificate for his up and coming SEX Change. I've never been given change when having sex.
The GM then calls the virgins in so that the pack could get to know them better. Moaner Boner had been trying hard all night to get to know one of them better. They had already been brought into the circle before the run, and I think they could make good hashers, as they wore new shoes and the shoes where christened before the start of the run. They even took a seat on the ICE. Their sponsor Cocktail was given the bucket for yelling out skin to her virgin friends.
The hares are called on for the hare song and Wild Wolf fills up the ice with Arse-Holeo, Moaner Boner and the 3 virgin ladies, and gives us his rendition of I will if you will.
Leavers and returners are called in by the GM for the final download, then it's into Swing Low to close off the evening.
Another great afternoon / evening with lots of laughs, a great run and a great crowd of hashers.
Thanks to the hares, the PH3 committee and all of you hashers out there for another memorial Monday arvo with the PH3.
On On till next year. BB