Having arrived in Thailand 5 weeks ago this was the first Run where I felt suitably acclimatised, and had something in reserve at the finish after 9.3 kms. It was a thoughtfully laid out trail, with some challenging inclines culminating in unpleasant back-checks. I nonetheless managed to claw my way back to the FRBs and finished just behind Seal Sucker, he notably not short cutting this week....
However, upon The Wizard opening the Circle, SS still managed to get a black mark by being cautioned together with Wild Wolf against disruptive behaviour based on previous form - I am keeping an eye on you two. Watch out! Following Hash Trash and Hash Crash awards the Hares took a seat on the ice - Herring Choker, Shy Tiger, Smelly Codpiece and soon to be named Pink Diamond. The general consensus on the trail matched my own view - that it was very good. As No More Cum observed, it kept the Pack together. On to the raffle, where I was pleased to see Gin Tonic win again.
Next Emperor Airhead, who noted the fish connection for 2 of the Hares before highlighting Herring Choker's outstanding contribution to the Hash over a relatively short period. A Hash Hero who was creating new Trails from scratch. After welcoming the return of Scar with 2 T's and naming Pink Diamond, all Canadians present (and Paprika Smiley for some reason) were invited to the ice to discuss Hashing in Canada. Conclusions drawn were that this was a pretty grim affair with low turnouts, arctic conditions and drinks limited to one each. Not surprisingly, Thailand seemed a better destination to most present.
Then, the long awaited return of Scar with 2 T's to take the Circle in his well known disciplinary and business - like manner. Icing for 3 Russians (talking), No More Cum and Window Wanker (dress code violations) and Gin Tonic (unauthorized sitting). Shithead (shouting, interrupting down down song), She's the Boss (asking why not iced) and Crap Thai (no particular reason) all in the bucket.
The Wizard returned for the Awards this week. Yet more acclaim for Herring Choker (5th Hared Run in 6 months), Smelly Codpiece (1st Hared Run), Pink Head (25th Run), Parisian Titti and Chip Chip (100 Runs), Spastic Whore King (100 Runs plus much voluntary work) and Parisian Titti again (10 Hared Runs shirt).
More fun with a suitably drooged No More Cum taking charge and highlighting 95 attendees this week. There were various subsequent icings of Spastic Whore King, Smelly Codpiece, Sperm Polluter, Seal Sucker, Scar with 2 T's, Window Wanker, No Trucking Idea and Kamoy Katoy. However the centrepiece of the show was undoubtedly No Cunt Troll in the bucket, who entertained us all with 2 songs having witty "alternative" (you know what I mean) lyrics. They were both well received - well I think so.
Back to The Wizard for Wanker of the Week (Shit Head picks up the baton- or is that spoon?- from Arse-Holeo), Closing Ceremony and it's all over for another week.
See you next time!
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