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PH3 Run 1971

Monday, 5 Dec 2022

Hares: Herring Choker, Pink Diamond, Shy Tiger, Smelly Codpiece
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Crap Thai (Circle), Spastic Whore King (Run)
Runners: 95

Total Hashers This Week - 95

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 52
Beetroot Head (149), Brotherly Luv (46), Cocktail (36), Crap Thai (59), Dirt Looney (322), Dragon (40), Emperor Airhead (1571), Fleece Lifter (74), Fuck Off (78), G.I. Joe (858), Gangreen (525), Gin Tonic (15), Golden Rivet (307), Happy Survivor (177), Herring Choker (53), Hoi Wan (176), Home Brew (39), Irregular Period (87), Ja Jah (35), Kee Mah (261), Lady Squeeze My Tube (656), Lost Cause (338), Mayo Queen (241), Minnie Mouse (23), Moaner Boner (2), Necrophilia Night Rider (331), No More Cum (291), Out Of Order (41), Panzer Fister (18), Papa Dick (42), Paprika Smiley (225), Pink Head (25), Pol Dancer (88), Proposition (32), Seal Sucker (371), She's The Boss (190), Shy Tiger (36), Singing Granny (34), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (954), Sir Velcro Dick (535), Slug (48), Something Stupid (80), Spastic Whore King (103), Sperm Bank (5), The Wizard (279), Tom Boy (271), Two Time (407), V.V. (1038), Whore In The Window (165), Wi-Fi (2), Womb Broom (27), YMCA (63)
Returners - 34
Any Cock'll Do (5), Asshole Too Loose (12), Ball Ringer (822), Bee (4), Bell End (569), Bell Star (61), Ben 10 (297), Bob Snot Here (73), Chip Chip (100), Demon Dragon (24), Drinks Like A Girl (14), Duchess Tadpole (697), Duke Of Puke (8), Fortune Teller (9), Hamburg Whorehouse (21), Hot Hope (23), Kamoy Katoy (49), Little Dragon (21), Moon Flower (10), Mount Me (46), Mountain Flower (20), No Trucking Idea (114), Parisian Titi (100), Patpom (81), Pink Diamond (3), Scar W/2Ts (353), Sexy Butterfly (38), Shithead (33), Smelly Codpiece (4), Smokey's Nanny (114), Snake Bite (81), Sperm Polluter (260), Tractor Man (19), Window Wanker (46)
Visitors - 8
BKR (1), Cold Ass (17), Crimea River (1), GangBang George (7), Kamoy Joy (3), Mini (1), No Cunt Troll (13), Thalidoskid (10)
Virgins - 1
Stanislav Didenko (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 4
Herring Choker Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Chip Chip Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Parisian Titi Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Parisian Titi Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Kunthea Run Was Given The Hash Name Pink Diamond
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Lord Chicken Fucker (RIP) (08 Dec)
Dr. Pinky (11 Dec)
Window Wanker (05 Dec)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 18
YMCAHash Trash: Reclaimed a beer cooler
CocktailHash Trash: Claimed a beer cooler with the name of her bar
Mayo QueenHash Crash: Did a rollover on trail
Two TimeHash Crash: Volunteered herself as a faller this week
No Trucking IdeaHash Crash: A walking faller on trail
Hamburg WhorehouseHash Shit: Wasn't listening and came in for the Hash Crashes, got a nice toilet seat for his troubles
PatpomHash Sinner: Claimed her prize before checking her tickettwice!
Scar W/2TsReturner
Window WankerHash Sinner: Found out that a Swamp shirt isn't recognised as a Hash shirt
No More CumHash Sinner: His Clockwork Orange outfit isn't a Hash shirt
Tractor ManHash Sinner: No Hash shirtwelcome back Scar
No Cunt TrollHash Sinner: Not sure what's in your diet but you had way too much energy, running up them hills
Seal SuckerHash Sinner: Gave No Cunt Troll a helping hand to both cheeks to help her up the hills
Gin TonicHash Sinner: Siting in a chair in the circleyoung lady
ShitheadWanker Of The Week: As a stand in for the current holder Arse-Holeo. But got a resounding vote in his own right
Window WankerReturner
Kamoy KatoyReturner
No Trucking IdeaReturner

Awards This Run

Herring Choker
5 Hared Runs
Chip Chip
100 Runs
Parisian Titi
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Home Brew

Having arrived in Thailand 5 weeks ago this was the first Run where I felt suitably acclimatised, and had something in reserve at the finish after 9.3 kms. It was a thoughtfully laid out trail, with some challenging inclines culminating in unpleasant back-checks. I nonetheless managed to claw my way back to the FRBs and finished just behind Seal Sucker, he notably not short cutting this week....

However, upon The Wizard opening the Circle, SS still managed to get a black mark by being cautioned together with Wild Wolf against disruptive behaviour based on previous form - I am keeping an eye on you two. Watch out! Following Hash Trash and Hash Crash awards the Hares took a seat on the ice - Herring Choker, Shy Tiger, Smelly Codpiece and soon to be named Pink Diamond. The general consensus on the trail matched my own view - that it was very good. As No More Cum observed, it kept the Pack together. On to the raffle, where I was pleased to see Gin Tonic win again.

Next Emperor Airhead, who noted the fish connection for 2 of the Hares before highlighting Herring Choker's outstanding contribution to the Hash over a relatively short period. A Hash Hero who was creating new Trails from scratch. After welcoming the return of Scar with 2 T's and naming Pink Diamond, all Canadians present (and Paprika Smiley for some reason) were invited to the ice to discuss Hashing in Canada. Conclusions drawn were that this was a pretty grim affair with low turnouts, arctic conditions and drinks limited to one each. Not surprisingly, Thailand seemed a better destination to most present.

Then, the long awaited return of Scar with 2 T's to take the Circle in his well known disciplinary and business - like manner. Icing for 3 Russians (talking), No More Cum and Window Wanker (dress code violations) and Gin Tonic (unauthorized sitting). Shithead (shouting, interrupting down down song), She's the Boss (asking why not iced) and Crap Thai (no particular reason) all in the bucket.

The Wizard returned for the Awards this week. Yet more acclaim for Herring Choker (5th Hared Run in 6 months), Smelly Codpiece (1st Hared Run), Pink Head (25th Run), Parisian Titti and Chip Chip (100 Runs), Spastic Whore King (100 Runs plus much voluntary work) and Parisian Titti again (10 Hared Runs shirt).

More fun with a suitably drooged No More Cum taking charge and highlighting 95 attendees this week. There were various subsequent icings of Spastic Whore King, Smelly Codpiece, Sperm Polluter, Seal Sucker, Scar with 2 T's, Window Wanker, No Trucking Idea and Kamoy Katoy. However the centrepiece of the show was undoubtedly No Cunt Troll in the bucket, who entertained us all with 2 songs having witty "alternative" (you know what I mean) lyrics. They were both well received - well I think so.

Back to The Wizard for Wanker of the Week (Shit Head picks up the baton- or is that spoon?-  from Arse-Holeo), Closing Ceremony and it's all over for another week.

See you next time!

On On Homebrew.


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