The Hares informed us that there was a walk of around 6.5km and a run of 8km. There were suitable drinking from new shoes for 5 hashers and we were introduced to 4 Virgin hashers.
I set off on the walk with ‘Turn Me Over’ and a good number of walkers. The days turnout was around 100 hashers again - similar to the last run. It was a fairly humid day with dry conditions which was a relief after some stormy conditions a few weeks ago.
The walkers trail was well marked and flat overall with few hazards. About ⅔ rds of the way along the walk however the trail ceased to be marked (in the rubber plantation.) Turn Me Over shouted over to a plantation worker who pointed us the way out onto the concrete road where we turned left and found an abundance of hash paper directing us to a broken blue walkers marker and arrow which some kind hasher I later found out had replaced after finding it thrown into the field. Unfortunately, this happens occasionally! It seems the paper in the plantation was similarly removed.
After this, all was plain sailing, and a few other tail end walkers caught up with us. So 5 of us walked back into the A site as it was getting dark.
The circle kicked off by Sperm Polluter who awarded the 900 run T shirt to Sir Arse-A-Holic. (surely that’s overachieving!) The GM, The Wizard, then took the reigns awarding 7 hash crash awards. The Hash Shit went to Arsehole Too Loose and Window Wanker and the Hash Trash to Beetroot Head for losing his T shirt. There was also an unclaimed smelly pair of shorts if anyone wants them!
The Wizard continued with all Hares on the ice (all from the USA).This was initially for poorly marking the trail in places although as stated it transpired that some markings had been interfered with and removed. (not by hashers) The Hares did in fact all end up in the bucket for this.
At 1842 Hrs the Raffle took place and one noisy hasher (Shithead) was put on the ice for winning a prize. Others seemed to escape this penalty for winning a prize. Maybe it’s something about Shithead!
After the raffle Emperor Airhead took over the circle and summarised the breakdown of different nationalities in the circle. Particularly that there were 10 hashers from the USA which he said had a bad reputation on hashes and that the Hares had not helped today with that. (All tongue in cheek of course.) It was noted that only 2 French nationals were left at the circle although there were more earlier by far.
Back came The Wizard to the circle and put the French on the ice for beating England at the world cup football match. Seal Sucker managed to find himself in the bucket at this time also for some comment I didn’t hear.
Welcome Scar with 2 T’s to the circle who immediately iced 4 hashers and bucketed 1 lady hasher for not wearing hash attire. This was swiftly followed by the Hares returning to the ice for their ‘Fuck up’ on the trail markings. The excuse from them being that there was a dog with a KNIFE in its mouth on the recce!!
The RA (No More Cum) was iced and swiftly moved to the bucket for wearing all white attire, his excuse being that it was in keeping with his stage character. At the same time No Trucking Idea found himself in the bucket alongside Shithead who had just been asking to be bucketed by wearing a blown up plastic bag on his head! No dont ask why! Attention seeking was uttered.
The Wizard returns and immediately put Scar on ice for protecting his friend - No Trucking Idea - from previously being iced for no hash attire. He was in fact wearing a swamp rat t shirt which - be warned- is not hash attire. So in fact both were iced on a corruption charge.
No More Cum returns to the circle and puts The Wizard, Miserable Cunt, Window Wanker on ice for the England loss against France. They were suitably given a stale baguette from a French Harriet.
The Wizard continues the onslaught by putting newly elected committee members on ice and gave some very funny facts about their hash names backgrounds - one by one. Appreciation was given for all their continued commitment to PH3 Hashing in general. Finally Shithead - who must have had frostbite by now ! - is replaced on ice pending next week’s shit award which he can look forward to I am sure.
1935 hrs the circle concludes with the Hash Hymn. Onward to I-Rovers where more fun was to be had. Thanks to all involved in this, another great hash day.
On On from Samba La Bamba