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PH3 Run 1973

Monday, 19 Dec 2022

Belgian Run


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Food provided by the Hares 😋
Hares: Arse Van Hole, Drag Queen, Mayo Queen, Smokey Trucky Fucky, Unstable Load, V.V.
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Sausage Head (Circle), Spastic Whore King (Run)
Runners: 115

Total Hashers This Week - 115

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 64
Beetroot Head (151), Bell Star (63), Better Ask My Wife (3), Cement Head (9), Chip Chip (102), Cockroach Number 3 (4), Daniel Dunkley (2), Diarrhea (42), Dirt Looney (324), Duchess Tadpole (699), Emperor Airhead (1573), Franch Descols (6), Fuck Off (80), G.I. Joe (860), GangBang George (9), Gangreen (527), Gin Tonic (17), Golden Rivet (309), Happy Survivor (179), Hoi Wan (178), Home Brew (41), Irregular Period (89), Just One More Drink (7), Kamoy Katoy (51), Kee Mah (263), Lost Cause (340), Mayo Queen (243), Mrs. Head (875), Necrophilia Night Rider (333), No Cunt Troll (15), No More Cum (293), No Trucking Idea (116), Panzer Fister (20), Papa Dick (44), Paprika Smiley (227), PARISIAN TITTY (102), Parou Parou (51), Paul Russel (2), Penelope Pitstop (37), Pol Dancer (90), Proposition (34), Samba La Bamba (22), Sausage Head (64), Scar W/2Ts (355), Seal Sucker (373), Sexy Butterfly (40), Sexy Mountain (57), She's The Boss (192), Shithead (35), Singing Granny (36), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (956), Sir Spaghetti Head (1014), Sir Velcro Dick (537), Something Kinder (50), Something Stupid (82), Sperm Polluter (262), Stupid Kraut Cunt (296), The Wizard (281), Turn Me Over (18), Two Time (409), V.V. (1040), Whore In The Window (167), Window Wanker (48), YMCA (65)
Returners - 32
Arse Van Hole (236), Atomic Muff Diver (51), Big Stick (20), Blow Lewinsky (39), Borderline (57), Brotherly Luv (47), Cocktail (37), Crap Thai (60), Drag Queen (29), Drinks Like A Girl (15), Fattus Maximus (4), Flatulence (88), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (68), Hamburg Whorehouse (22), Hot Hope (24), Ja Jah (36), Lady Squeeze My Tube (657), Laughing Bird (4), Patpom (82), Pink Head (26), Shit On My Chest (16), Smokey Trucky Fucky (175), Snake Bite (82), Softwood (5), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (143), Spastic Whore King (104), Splinter Dick (42), Tampax (557), Telly Tubby (219), Unstable Load (246), Wi-Fi (3), Yanky Crank (21)
Visitors - 16
Anal Compulsion (2), Ball Handler (1), Bitter Balls (1), Bobbie's Boner (1), Clit The Clown (1), Feel My Meat (8), Fuck My Puck (1), Global Walker (4), Golden Finger Fella (1), Hockey Hooker (1), Hot Property (1), My Hose Names You Wet (2), Supranna Paat (1), Thalidoskid (11), Thomas Eisenlauer (4), Ute Eisenlauer (4)
Virgins - 3
Diesel Dick (1), Sriphae Phetlek (1), Thai Me Up (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
Smokey Trucky Fucky Was Congratulated For 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Something Kinder Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Two Time (19 Dec)
Flying Finn (24 Dec)
Rear Gunner (23 Dec)
Sir Arse-A-Holic (22 Dec)
Baht Bus Gestapo (22 Dec)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 15
Happy SurvivorHash Crash: Happily survived a fall on trail
Ball HandlerHash Crash: Fell at least twice on trail. Welcome to the PH3
ThalidoskidHash Crash: Fell on trail
Hot HopeHash Crash: Fell on trail and volunteered to sit in the bucket
Splinter DickHash Crash: Another victim of the tricky trail
The WizardHash Crash: Suffered from too much downhill momentum
Daniel DunkleyHash Trash: Left a "lovely" blue T-shirt at last week's A-Site
Stupid Kraut CuntRaffle Hash Sinner: Wrong number"Corruption"
Christoph Van Der StochtHash Sinner: Wore his backpack into the circle
SoftwoodHash Saint: Whilst on a boat trip, he asked Cocktail to be his better half
CocktailHash Saint: Almost immediately said yes
FlatulenceHash Sinner: Got lost whist out with the beer hunters and walked back to the A-site
Stupid Kraut CuntHash Sinner: Another victim of wearing a non-Hash Swamp shirt
Something StupidHash Sinner: Tried to change into a Hash shirt at the last minute but was still spotted by an eagle-eyed RA
ShitheadWanker Of The Week: By a mighty total vote of 1 miscreant, he retained the WoTW awardwell done that man

Awards This Run

Smokey Trucky Fucky
20 Hared Runs
Something Kinder
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Home Brew

This was a new A Site for me and I was quite impressed by both the location and the setup by the Belgians, who were hosting today. Apart from the shiggy, which I never like, and the low sun in places, I also enjoyed the run with undulating terrain, sweeping views and a cool breeze. The only hitch was near the end with lost paper and some "alternative" finishes, although this did bring the pack back together again quite well.

On to business with the GM leading with Hash Crash and Hash Trash, followed by the Hares being iced. It transpired that no particular Belgian day or event was being commemorated, but there was a general consensus this was a well organised and decorated event on a good site with great food. On the run the main debate was with regard to the distance, with people clocking anywhere between 7 and 10 kms. The raffle results highlighted Bitter Balls taking first prize and Gin Tonic winning yet again...

Emperor Airhead then took the stage and further iced and congratulated the 6 Belgian Hares for the day's proceedings. However he then moved to the main event which was in fact the engagement of Cocktail and Softwood, to be celebrated at June's On On bar later. Softwood confirmed he had proposed in the traditional manner, on a cruise no less. This happy event was unfortunately followed by an unsavoury scramble as participants in the Swamp Rats Christmas Bar Crawl all tried to get access to the ice, and then unsuccessfully try to explain what had happened the previous Friday.

The GM returned to ice Arse van Hole and Mayo Queen for talking repeatedly, and then presented a cake to Two Time to celebrate her birthday.

Scar with 2 T's then surfaced to conduct the circle in his usual abrasive style, taking Stupid Kraut Kunt, Something Stupid and one other to task for not wearing Hash Shirts. The GM was iced for his Hash Crash and, following Diarrhea being quizzed on his return to Thailand, Wild Wolf was bucketed for the somewhat erratic routing of the SR Bar Crawl repeatedly up and down the designated Soi.

Sperm Polluter appeared for the awards - 50 Runs for the very popular Something Kinder and 20 Hared runs for Smokey Trucky Fu-ky.

Over to No More Cum, who was in reminiscent mode today referencing both a past Belgian eating club - "Black Sheep" - and the "Scandi Hooligan Train Run", the details of which are probably best left unpublished. He nonetheless found time to ice Borderline (waving paper instead of shouting On On), the GM, Scar with 2 T's, Drinks Like A Girl and Wild Wolf.

Finally back to the GM who, having named Shithead the Wanker of the Week (runners up Seal Sucker, Something Stupid, Parisian Titi and Cement Head), closed the proceedings in the usual manner after Wild Wolf led a stirring rendition of "Father Abraham".

That's all for now.

See you next week. On On Home Brew.


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