As GM The Wizard indicated in his latest FB Report, this was an excellent run, with around 100 attendees. It was particularly gratifying to see runners of all ages which, together with the numbers, bodes well for the future of the PH3 hash.
At a personal level, I did struggle to stay with the FRB's for the last 2- 3 kilometres - clearly not fully acclimatised yet. Or just getting old....
Later, in the circle, proceedings were opened by the GM with Hash Crashes - Ball Ringer, Goosey Goosey Gobbler, No More Cum and YMCA being the recipients.
This was followed by the hares No More Cum and Panzer being put on the ice - it was reported the 3rd hare Blow Lewinsky had returned to Pattaya to deal with more important matters.. General consensus on the trail was very positive - despite having got lost and being rescued, Slug described it as "excellent"... A call was then unsuccessfully put out by the GM for Emperor Airhead - deemed missing in action!
No More Cum then took the circle in order to put some "twats" on the ice. First offender, and returner, Mr Bean went in the bucket, followed by Fingerless, Hombre, Bob a Gob (previously Vlad the Impaler) and Knead (now renamed F_cking (H?)' Armless).
The GM returned to give Hash Hero awards: Golden Rivet - 300 runs, Fleece Lifter - 5 hared runs, Two Time - 400 runs, Sir Arse-A-Holic - missing in action and VV - 210 hared runs. Wank-King's Wanker was noted to have completed a milestone 500th sign up but declined to take a honorific title, as he was now entitled to.
This was followed by the 2022 End of Year Awards, with a rather bizarre mix of both titles (and candidates!) prefaced by "The Hasher most likely to..." Finally, after voting winners were: 1 ...drop dead in their condo without anyone noticing - Home Brew (!) ,2 ... to be murdered by an aggrieved ex of his partner - Seal Sucker ,3 ... have a sex change operation - No More Cum ,4 ....have fathered the most children in SE Asia - Ball Ringer, 5 ....to be arrested by Interpol - VV, 6 .... have the largest monthly personal income/allowance - Singing Granny. And the overall winner was ....No More Cum!
It was a close call for Wanker of the Week but Wild Wolf prevailed over Diarrhea, CIA and Dirt Looney.
The closing formalities were highlighted by Wild Wolf leading a rendition of "Old Mac Hasher had a Farm" - supported by Herring Choker and Seal Sucker no less.
Have a good week everyone - see you next Monday.
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