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PH3 Run 1969

Monday, 21 Nov 2022

Hares: Panzer, Proposition
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Belly Dancer (Walk), Sausage Head (Circle)
Runners: 104

Total Hashers This Week - 104

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 47
Arse Van Hole (235), Ball Ringer (821), Bengt Potato (211), Brotherly Luv (44), Dirt Looney (320), Drag Queen (27), Dragon (38), Fleece Lifter (72), G.I. Joe (856), Gangreen (523), Gin Tonic (13), Happy Survivor (175), Herring Choker (51), Home Brew (37), Ja Jah (33), Keep The Change (4), Lady Squeeze My Tube (654), Mayo Queen (239), Mineless Cunt (140), Minnie Mouse (21), Necrophilia Night Rider (329), No Cunt Troll (12), No More Cum (289), Panzer Fister (16), Ping Pong (84), Pink Head (23), Psychodelic (71), Seal Sucker (369), Sexy Mountain (54), Shy Tiger (34), Singing Granny (32), Sir Arse-A-Holic (906), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (952), Sir Velcro Dick (533), Smokey Trucky Fucky (174), Smokey's Nanny (113), Something Kinder (47), Something Stupid (78), Sperm Bank (3), Stupid Kraut Cunt (293), The Wizard (277), Twinkle Dick (36), Two Time (405), V.V. (1036), Whore In The Window (163), Womb Broom (25), YMCA (61)
Returners - 45
Belly Dancer (18), Billion Sucker (276), Bob-A-Gob (78), CIA (66), Cocktail (34), Demon Dragon (23), Diarrhea (39), Duchess Tadpole (696), Duke Of Puke (7), Emperor Airhead (1569), Ferry Queen (75), Fingerless (64), Fireman (48), Franch Descols (4), Fuck Off (76), Golden Rivet (305), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (66), Hot Hope (22), Little Dragon (20), Lost Cause (336), Lowie Keurston (4), Mountain Flower (19), Mr. Bean (53), Mrs. Head (872), Out Of Order (39), Panzer (31), Papa Dick (40), Paprika Smiley (223), Patpom (80), Pink Diamond (2), Pole Fucker (110), Proposition (30), Pussy Galore (8), Sausage Head (62), She's The Boss (188), Single Cell (33), Sir Spaghetti Head (1011), Sleazy (44), Slug (46), Smelly Codpiece (3), Snake Bite (80), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (142), Tom Boy (269), Wank-King's Wanker (500), Yummy Pudding (14)
Visitors - 11
Blanka Wanka (1), Bling (11), From Behind (1), Fucking Armless (8), Hombre (11), Mashed Potato (19), One Eyed Trouser Snake (17), Ring My Bell (1), Shallow Waters (5), Thomas Eisenlauer (3), Ute Eisenlauer (3)
Virgins - 1
Baingern Aotthanweekoon (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 5
Wank-King's Wanker Was Congratulated For 500 Runs With The PH3
V.V. Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 210 Hared Runs With The PH3
Fleece Lifter Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Two Time Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 400 Runs With The PH3
Golden Rivet Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Knead Hash Name Was Changed To Fucking Armless
Birthdays - 10
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Emperor Airhead (22 Nov)
Charlie Manson (22 Nov)
Sgt Lone Wolf (22 Nov)
Honey Bear (21 Nov)
Angel (25 Nov)
Little Dragon (21 Nov)
Circus Freak (24 Nov)
Cement Head (24 Nov)
Softwood (24 Nov)
Mini Me (24 Nov)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 17
YMCAHash Crash: A regular faller on trail
No More CumHash Crash: Victim of the slippy grass
Goosey Goosey GobblerHash Crash: Slipped on trail
Ball RingerHash Crash: Studied the quality of the paper from a prone position
Wank-King's WankerHash Trash: Wasn't his but was worth sitting on ice to claim a walking cane and a lovely tank top
Ferry QueenHash Trash: Dobbed WW in and gort a free beer on ice
Drag QueenHash Trash: Left his hat on a previous run
CocktailRaffle Hash Sinner: Took too long to realize she had a winning number "Say the number again"
Snake BiteRaffle Hash Sinner: Took ages to verify his number, "I'm sure its here"
Ferry QueenRaffle Hash Sinner: Wrong number, well set up by Stupid Kraut Cunt
SlugRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore loadsa stuff into the circlehat, beer, walking cane, ...
FingerlessReturner
FiremanReturner
One Eyed Trouser SnakeReturner
Mr. BeanHash Sinner: Sat down without being called when he heard the word 'Returner'. Got a free seat in the bucket
PropositionWanker Of The Week: Did a good job of setting trail, then did nothing in the circle. Made Minnie Mouse serve all the down downs
DiarrheaHash Sinner: Reckons he's slowed down and thinks he's more of a Slow Comfortable Shit than Diarrhea

Awards This Run

Wank-King's Wanker
500 Runs

Scribe Report by Home Brew

As GM The Wizard indicated in his latest FB Report, this was an excellent run, with around 100 attendees. It was particularly gratifying to see runners of all ages which, together with the numbers, bodes well for the future of the PH3 hash.

At a personal level, I did struggle to stay with the FRB's for the last 2- 3 kilometres - clearly not fully acclimatised yet. Or just getting old....

Later, in the circle, proceedings were opened by the GM with Hash Crashes - Ball Ringer, Goosey Goosey Gobbler, No More Cum and YMCA being the recipients.

This was followed by the hares No More Cum and Panzer being put on the ice - it was reported the 3rd hare Blow Lewinsky had returned to Pattaya to deal with more important matters.. General consensus on the trail was very positive - despite having got lost and being rescued, Slug described it as "excellent"... A call was then unsuccessfully put out by the GM for Emperor Airhead - deemed missing in action!

No More Cum then took the circle in order to put some "twats" on the ice. First offender, and returner, Mr Bean went in the bucket, followed by Fingerless, Hombre, Bob a Gob (previously Vlad the Impaler) and Knead (now renamed F_cking (H?)' Armless).

The GM returned to give Hash Hero awards: Golden Rivet - 300 runs, Fleece Lifter - 5 hared runs, Two Time - 400 runs, Sir Arse-A-Holic - missing in action and VV - 210 hared runs. Wank-King's Wanker was noted to have completed a milestone 500th sign up but declined to take a honorific title, as he was now entitled to.

This was followed by the 2022 End of Year Awards, with a rather bizarre mix of both titles (and candidates!) prefaced by "The Hasher most likely to..." Finally, after voting winners were: 1 ...drop dead in their condo without anyone noticing - Home Brew (!) ,2 ... to be murdered by an aggrieved ex of his partner - Seal Sucker ,3 ... have a sex change operation - No More Cum ,4 ....have fathered the most children in SE Asia - Ball Ringer, 5 ....to be arrested by Interpol - VV, 6 .... have the largest monthly personal income/allowance - Singing Granny. And the overall winner was ....No More Cum!

It was a close call for Wanker of the Week but Wild Wolf prevailed over Diarrhea, CIA and Dirt Looney.

The closing formalities were highlighted by Wild Wolf leading a rendition of "Old Mac Hasher had a Farm" - supported by Herring Choker and Seal Sucker no less.

Have a good week everyone - see you next Monday.

On On Home Brew


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