The G .M . introduced himself and thanked everyone for coming along to the ph 3 Hash 1987, on this hot sweltering afternoon in late March
He asks the crowd of over 100 hashers not to piss behind the beer-truck, and then asked if any virgins were present ,at which two appeared.
Note;
A VIRGIN ,here for those that don't know are people who have never had a .. good time ... hash before.
The G .M. invited them into the circle and introduced them to the club,he also give a short lost of dos and don'ts pertaining to safety don't get lost and do stick close to your buddies....ectria, ectria.
The Hares ,a very experienced crew were called and gave a good outline of the trail ,walkers 4 k runners 8 k
and what would be expected....take plenty of water!
The beer hunters on the other hand, lead by the experienced , Really Sadistic bastard invited the crowd together with stupid kaut cunt for a cool beer at a local venue. OVER 13 FOLLOWERS JOINED IN THE HUNT.
On and on when the mighty 100 hashers braving the heat and the tropical weather throughout the beautiful countryside and all managed a safe return.
Vv had his food awaiting and of course there were free beers available and or soft drinks to quench the thirsty merry revelors.
The Hares also surprised everyone with a feast of tasty snacks, ranging from cheese , salads ,bread ,biscuits ,tasty speads ,some chocolates and whiskey ,name it they had it on a big table for everyone...a big round of applauds for ,The boss.Happy Survivor,Singing granny and Caroline.
The G M took the circle and asked the crew to sit on the ice and invited comments from the crowd.
Never in the history of hashing has so many given to so few so much ,yes they were thanked for doing a gentle walk and run knowing by the heavens above it would be hot out there.
The Hares were sang off the ice .
There were a few hash crashers but occasionally this happens
Spastic Hawkins wasn't the only one ,Cherry picker another who were iced but not badly damaged from their falls.
BB said someone tripped him. ,sounds like bullshit.all good humor echoed out from the crowd. The
Yes it was a very well marked trail and the overall summary was favorable. Home Brew didn't like the open spaces Panzer said too many short cuts available ,but many appreciative the Hares wisdom.
Scar with 2 ts took the circle and spoke kindly to our fellow Virgins who said they might be back for more fun soon.
Lots and lots of humor in the circle with many getting the complimentary beer and cool honored seat.
A big crowd of hashers from the local hash in Chang Mia were welcomed in the customery way with down downs. From the R.A.
No more cum
He had taken the circle and iced his fellow friends, telling of exploits they had 20 years ago in massage parlors strapped and toasted on the wheel of fortune .
Ball ringer ,Flacky ,himming hacker to mention a few
The ballet had many winners with great prizes, a bottle of whiskey was won which had been donated from a fellow hasher from Chang Mia
Other great prizes were on offer.
On On Blow Lewinsky