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PH3 Run 1987

Monday, 27 Mar 2023

Hares: Caroline, Happy Survivor, She's The Boss, Singing Granny
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 112

Total Hashers This Week - 112

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Hashers Present Last Week - 72
Any Cock'll Do (12), Arse Van Hole (249), Arse-Holeo (326), Asshole Too Loose (24), B.B. (139), Ball Ringer (833), Beetroot Head (164), Bell End (580), Bell Star (76), Ben 10 (308), Brotherly Luv (61), Casper (218), Chip Chip (111), Cookie Monster (87), Dirt Looney (338), Drag Queen (37), Emperor Airhead (1587), G.I. Joe (874), Gangreen (541), Gin Tonic (23), Ging Gang Goolies (138), Golden Rivet (323), Hairy Crack (4), Happy Virgin (3), Herring Choker (64), Hoi Wan (190), Homer Pimpson (7), Irregular Period (100), Knob Marley (144), Lady Squeeze My Tube (671), Lost Cause (354), Mayo Queen (257), Miss Sudoku (33), Necrophilia Night Rider (342), Ninja Princess (59), No More Cum (307), No Trucking Idea (125), Norwegian Mosquito (6), Odd Job (464), Panzer Fister (26), Papa Dick (58), Paprika Smiley (241), Parisian Titi (111), Parou Parou (61), Ping Pong (90), Pole Fucker (122), Professor Pinky (95), Proposition (48), Scar W/2Ts (369), Sexy Butterfly (54), Sexy Mountain (68), Singing Granny (46), Sir Arse-A-Holic (912), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (968), Smokey Trucky Fucky (185), Smokey's Nanny (121), Something Kinder (64), Something Stupid (96), Spastic Whore King (118), Sperm Bank (15), Sperm Polluter (274), Stupid Kraut Cunt (304), Telly Tubby (230), The Wizard (295), TV (28), Two Time (423), Unstable Load (253), V.V. (1054), Who Cut The Cheese (53), Whore In The Window (181), Womb Broom (33), YMCA (79)
Returners - 24
Banana Rider (23), Belly Dancer (20), Blow Lewinsky (47), Bob-A-Gob (79), Caroline (21), Cement Head (18), Cocktail (45), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (78), Graven Image (28), Happy Survivor (192), Home Brew (46), Mamasans Big Boy (8), Milky Way (21), Mud Cracker (104), Mud's Crack (42), Nattanat Ponyiem (4), Out Of Order (43), Panzer (40), Rasputin (81), Rudi Voeller (92), Serial Killer (11), She's The Boss (205), Supervirgin (63), Yanky Crank (28)
Visitors - 15
40 Year Old Sirgin (1), Anything (1), Bo Rungthong (1), Chatter Box (2), Cherry Picker (1), Chuck Wao (10), Concrete Dick (6), Exelpet (1), Hymen Hacker (13), Just One More Drink (15), Mai Wing Tong (4), Sin Bin (3), Skid Mark (8), Snail Trail (4), Wanker (14)
Virgins - 1
Mai Mao (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 5
Happy Survivor Was Congratulated For 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Caroline Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Irregular Period Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Mud Cracker Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
She's The Boss Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 200 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 7
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fowl Fucker (01 Apr)
Belly Dancer (31 Mar)
Snail Trail (27 Mar)
Pink Diamond (28 Mar)
Ting Tong (01 Apr)
Ryan Davis (29 Mar)
Jantakam Rungrong (30 Mar)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 14
Mamasans Big BoyHash Trash: Potential arsonist sent to the bucket for throwing his cigarette on the ground
Spastic Whore KingHash Crash: Sacrificed himself to save the Hash camera
Cherry PickerHash Crash: Got a nasty grazed knee on trail and was allowed to sit for the rest of the circle
Hairy CrackHash Trash: Really wanted a hat that was left last week and was willing to sit in the bucket for it
Stupid Kraut CuntRaffle Hash Sinner: Got iced for trying to bribe the GM in order to win a prize
Concrete DickRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into the circle
CarolineHash Sinner: The alien Slovenian Hares seem to have adopted this wayward Earthling but he still ended up in the bucket
Chiang Mai HashersHash Sinner: They managed to break Stupid Kraut Cunt when he went to their Hash for a "holiday"
ExelpetHash Sinner: Ended up in the bucket for not apparently not wearing a Hash shirt
Lady Squeeze My TubeHash Sinner: Ringleader of the extremely talkative group of girls. Just having too much fun on their own
Bob-A-GobWanker Of The Week: For sending many unsolicited candid pics of Phuket Hash to the GM
Cement HeadMissed Birthday: Happy birthday
Snail TrailMissed Birthday: Happy birthday today
Belly DancerMissed Birthday: Happy Birthday on 31st March. I'm sure that won't get remembered on another Hash!

Awards This Run

Happy Survivor
20 Hared Runs
Caroline
5 Hared Runs
Irregular Period
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

The G .M . introduced himself  and thanked everyone  for coming  along to the  ph 3 Hash 1987, on this hot sweltering  afternoon in late March
He asks the crowd  of over 100 hashers not to piss behind  the beer-truck, and then asked if any virgins were present ,at which two appeared.
Note;
A VIRGIN ,here for those  that don't know are people  who have never had a ..  good time ...  hash before.

The G .M. invited them into the circle and introduced them to the club,he also give a short lost of dos and don'ts  pertaining  to safety  don't  get lost and do stick close to your buddies....ectria, ectria.

The Hares  ,a very experienced crew were called  and gave a good outline of the trail  ,walkers 4 k runners 8 k
and what would be expected....take plenty of water!

The beer hunters  on the other hand, lead by the experienced , Really  Sadistic  bastard  invited  the crowd  together with stupid  kaut cunt for a cool beer at a local  venue. OVER 13  FOLLOWERS JOINED IN THE HUNT.

On  and on when the mighty 100 hashers braving the heat and the tropical weather  throughout  the beautiful countryside and all managed  a safe  return.

Vv had his food awaiting  and of course there were free  beers available and  or soft drinks to quench the  thirsty merry  revelors.
The Hares  also surprised everyone  with a feast of tasty snacks, ranging  from cheese , salads ,bread  ,biscuits ,tasty  speads ,some chocolates and  whiskey   ,name it  they  had it on a big table for everyone...a big round of applauds for ,The boss.Happy Survivor,Singing granny  and Caroline.

The G M took the circle and asked the crew to sit on the ice and invited  comments from the crowd.
Never in the history  of hashing has so many given  to so few so much ,yes they were thanked for doing a gentle  walk  and run  knowing  by the heavens  above it would be hot out there.
The Hares were sang off the ice .

There were a few hash crashers  but occasionally  this happens
Spastic  Hawkins wasn't  the only one ,Cherry picker another  who were iced  but not badly  damaged  from their  falls.
BB said someone tripped him. ,sounds like bullshit.all good humor echoed out from the crowd. The

Yes it was a very well marked trail and the overall summary was favorable. Home Brew didn't  like the open spaces Panzer said too many  short cuts available  ,but many appreciative the Hares wisdom.

Scar with 2 ts took the circle and spoke  kindly  to our fellow Virgins who said they might be back for more fun soon.
Lots and lots of humor in the circle with many getting the complimentary  beer and cool honored seat.

A big crowd of hashers from the local hash in Chang Mia  were welcomed in the customery way with down downs. From the R.A.
No more cum
He had taken the circle  and  iced his fellow friends,  telling of exploits they had 20 years  ago in massage parlors  strapped and  toasted on the wheel of fortune .
Ball ringer ,Flacky ,himming hacker  to mention  a few

The ballet had many winners  with great prizes, a bottle of whiskey was won which had been  donated from  a fellow hasher  from Chang Mia
Other  great prizes  were on offer.

On On Blow Lewinsky


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