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PH3 Run 1988

Monday, 3 Apr 2023

Hares: Herring Choker, Mayo Queen, Sexy Mountain
Scribe: Stupid Kraut Cunt
Hash Flash: Golden Rivet (Circle), Spastic Whore King (Run)
Runners: 103

Total Hashers This Week - 103

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 66
Any Cock'll Do (13), Arse Van Hole (250), Arse-Holeo (327), Banana Rider (24), Bell Star (77), Belly Dancer (21), Brotherly Luv (62), Casper (219), Cement Head (19), Cocktail (46), Dirt Looney (339), Emperor Airhead (1588), G.I. Joe (875), Gangreen (542), Gin Tonic (24), Ging Gang Goolies (139), Golden Rivet (324), Hairy Crack (5), Happy Survivor (193), Happy Virgin (4), Herring Choker (65), Hoi Wan (191), Just One More Drink (16), Lady Squeeze My Tube (672), Lost Cause (355), Mai Mao (2), Mai Wing Tong (5), Mamasans Big Boy (9), Mayo Queen (258), Milky Way (22), Nattanat Ponyiem (5), Necrophilia Night Rider (343), Ninja Princess (60), No More Cum (308), Norwegian Mosquito (7), Odd Job (465), Out Of Order (44), Panzer Fister (27), Papa Dick (59), Paprika Smiley (242), Ping Pong (91), Professor Pinky (96), Proposition (49), Rudi Voeller (93), Scar W/2Ts (370), Serial Killer (12), Sexy Mountain (69), She's The Boss (206), Singing Granny (47), Sir Arse-A-Holic (913), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (969), Smokey Trucky Fucky (186), Smokey's Nanny (122), Something Kinder (65), Something Stupid (97), Spastic Whore King (119), Sperm Bank (16), Sperm Polluter (275), Stupid Kraut Cunt (305), Supervirgin (64), The Wizard (296), TV (29), Unstable Load (254), V.V. (1055), Whore In The Window (182), Womb Broom (34)
Returners - 34
Albert Papp (2), Anal Acrobat (4), Bavarian Bastard (18), Bjorn Jorgensen (6), Cocktail Junior (3), Cow Fister (54), Crap Thai (70), Demon Dragon (29), Dragon (48), Dragon Egg (4), Drinks Like A Girl (18), Duchess Tadpole (712), Duke Of Puke (12), Eating Monster (3), Fleece Lifter (83), Fuck Off (91), Gas Man (56), Giddy Up (14), Kosovo Cutie (53), Little Dragon (25), Lucky Stroke (4), Mineless Cunt (145), Minnie Mouse (31), Mohammud the Mouthy Mother Fucker (4), Moon Flower (14), Mrs. Head (879), Patpom (88), Piss On It (46), Sicilian Sissy (10), Sir Spaghetti Head (1018), Snake Bite (88), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (146), Tanchanok Thuree (6), Vios (70)
Visitors - 2
Doc (1), Kaptain Korruption (7)
Virgins - 1
Kanchana Siangsanoh (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 4
Wasted White Sperm Was Given The Hash Name Serial Killer
Dragon Egg Was Given The Hash Name Dragon Egg
Chico Lukie Was Given The Hash Name Mohammud the Mouthy Mother Fucker
Jeffery Brown Was Given The Hash Name Hairy Crack
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Wanking (09 Apr)
Sheik Meme (04 Apr)
Burl Ives (03 Apr)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 17
SupervirginHash Sinner: Answered his phone in the circlethat bloody Ferry Queen got him in the bucket
No More CumHash Crash: Took over 10m to eventually tumble
Professor PinkyHash Crash: Even as a walker he managed to wipe out
Necrophilia Night RiderHash Crash: Tripping again
Spastic Whore KingHash Crash: Stumbled and fell to save damaging the Hash camera
Minnie MouseHash Crash: Didn't volunteer as she said it was an accidentsorry but the bucket awaits
Belly DancerHash Trash: Proxy victim for the Chiang Mai hashers who left a bag of goodies at the A-site last week
The HaresHash Saint: Stepping up at the last minute to Hare a great run in a nice new A-site
Singing GrannyRaffle Hash Sinner: Wrong number
Hairy CrackRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his beer into the circle
Cocktail JuniorRaffle Hash Sinner: Wrong number and brought her beer into the circle
CocktailRaffle Hash Sinner: Another wrong number
Just One More DrinkRaffle Hash Sinner: Late in realising she had the correct number
Out Of OrderHash Saint: Stand-in for the father of the PH3 constitutionHappy Liberace Day
Happy VirginHash Sinner: Iced for not wearing a Hash shirtshe had it draped around her neck
Gas ManHash Sinner: Proud recipient of the Hamersley Wanker shirt
PatpomMissed Birthday: Happy Birthday today3rd April

Scribe Report by Stupid Kraut Cunt

With the exception of one of the  landowner's threat of violence, Run # 1988 on Monday, April 3 rd bore no resemblance to the Monday, April 3rd, 1988 anniversary of the Lockerbie bombing of Pan Am Flight 103.

By contrast, the hares choice of lofty cashew orchards and sky canopy cover was simply idealic.

Herring Choker, Sexy Mountain and Mayo Queen's trail was indeed a well marked and nicely shaded treat.

Of mice and men, Mini Mouse was quite rightly bucketed by Scar for her crash  admission omision, leaving Professor Pinky, No More Cum, Spastic, and Knight Rider looking like the old April Fools they are.

There is no fool like an old fool, on his ass.

Virgin hasher, Kanchana Siansanoh, was welcomed into the PH3 fold only to be shocked to realise she would be joing the ranks of a Hairy Crack, a Dragon Egg and more notably, a new Serial Killer and Mohamed the Mouthy Mother Fucker.

It seems Serial Killer is guilty of making women just disappear into the night and Mohamed the Mouthy Mother Fucker just makes everyone disappear all of the time.

Neither birthday regailers Patpom nor Sir Really Sadistic Bastard really took a shine to the social hand grenade.

All kidding aside, it was great see a forest of smiles this week.

Although there were no awards bestowed upon any members, everyone cheered on the hares for not only a clutch haring in the 11th hour but for setting such a pleasant run.

On On,

SKC and DoP


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