With only 11 runs to go till the big 2000th the Wizard introduced himself to the crowd of almost 100 hashers and thanked them all for coming along on this hot adventure of mysterious Hared run or walk.
The G M asked were there any virgins ,of which 4 came forward into the circle, to be welcomed from Henseforth ,no matter where in the world they may hash this is their mother
hash ....Pattaya hash house harrriers.
Take care and do not get lost were words of wisdom also spoken to the virgin hashers, stay close to your buddies.
Thanks mate was echoed as fortunately one of the R A s who lost his coat was saved from his own impetuousity on a number of occasions by the G M .
Scar with 2 ts the iced hasher who recovered his garment he lost in the "on on" bar gratefully acknowledged the error of his ways.
No one would never have imagined that this would be the last place to lose your tailed coat. On on
Most people enjoyed running and walking in the countryside ,good things happened to good hashers and thankfully there was lots of shade in the forest and no one got lost.The Hares revealed themselves to us all and got a good reception in this fine beautiful place they had chosen at short notice.
The hash was well received by all.Almost all in the circle ageed that herring chocker could not have done better and when Emperor Air head put the mystery Hares on the ice, a big surprise came when Crap Thai sat on the ice with Mud Cracker.
Everyone returned no big epic task over a mountainious trail,secret Hares did well coming in on the last hour to do a wonderful live trail.
Good thinking said the Emperor we need many more Hares like these .
The waffle had virgin winners as well as many other hashers
,many good prizes were won ,bottle of spirits, coffee ,a big water pistol for sungran
Anyone arriving here for the first time would never imagine this could lead to 30 or 35 years of hashing and as RA " No more cum", asked many of the older hashers to take a seat on the ice with a new virgin were it would led
Memory lane had some surprises as Spermy told of how Rosie in Phuket had led him and many others to join what he thought would be cheap beers and cheap suchlike....
The crack was good as secret after secret from the Hashers revealed themselves of how they came to live a life of hashing,.lots of songs were sung and tales were told of companionship, support, and essential pleasures of hashing, the odd beer or two with friends from all parts of the globe and appreciatedion from the nuts and bolts of the organization in the past to the modern day.
For all ,be they short or fat, large or small there is nothing finer than to be involved in the hash.
SIr Really Sadistic bastard and his crew of beer hunters do a wonderful job of hunting ever week in Pattaya 's off -the -beaten-track countryside in search of socializing and welcoming to all who don't want to be staunch and devoted to running or walking around the jungle.
In different ways the hash caters for everyone. Young and older.
Things change did you know
About the new traffic penalites recently brought into force...
Violations to mention a few
Failure to obey a traffic light ,[ running a red light] 4000 baht
Failing to stop at a crossing whist the pedestrian has right of way 4,000 baht
New penalties for drinking driving fines of between 5 000 and 20,000
Negligence and my personal favorite " Scary driving" as in recklessly no regard for others safety. Just make sure if you are challenged about drink and drive it could cost you a lot of money and you can't possibly win
Take the bus mate safe home
On On Blow Lewinsky