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PH3 Run 1996

Monday, 29 May 2023

Hares: G.I. Joe, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 69

Total Hashers This Week - 69

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 58
Arse Van Hole (257), Asshole Too Loose (31), Ball Ringer (841), Belly Dancer (24), Boring Wanker (5), Brotherly Luv (66), Casper (224), Dirt Looney (347), Dragon (53), Duchess Tadpole (718), Eating Monster (10), Emperor Airhead (1596), Fingerless (69), Fleece Lifter (89), Fuck Off (98), G.I. Joe (883), Gangreen (550), Gin Tonic (26), Ging Gang Goolies (147), Golden Rivet (332), Happy Survivor (201), Happy Virgin (11), Hoi Wan (198), Invisible Man (92), Just Because (2), Lady Squeeze My Tube (679), Leg Over (52), Lost Cause (363), Mayo Queen (266), Milky Piss (4), Minnie Mouse (38), Miss Use Me (303), Mount Me (63), Mr. Cheap (69), Necrophilia Night Rider (351), Patpom (93), Ping Pong (99), Pink Head (38), Seal Sucker (386), Sexy Butterfly (61), Sexy Mountain (76), She's The Boss (214), Shit Lips (52), Sick Of Steve (11), Sir Arse-A-Holic (921), Snake Bite (93), Something Kinder (73), Something Stupid (104), Spastic Whore King (126), Sperm Polluter (281), Sub Budwal (2), Telly Tubby (236), The Wizard (304), Two Time (431), Vios (75), Whore In The Window (190), Womb Broom (41), YMCA (87)
Returners - 10
Blow Lewinsky (52), Caroline (23), Drag Queen (39), Duke Of Puke (15), Herring Choker (66), Na Hee Man (74), Pol Dancer (97), Pornthip Ratanawong (2), Sauce For The Goose (111), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (149)
Visitors - 1
Shallow Waters (7)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 5
Brotherly Luv Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Shit Lips Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Mount Me Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Leg Over Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Blow Lewinsky Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 2
Niko Jurgan Was Given The Hash Name Shallow Waters
Russell Jacomb Was Given The Hash Name Milky Piss
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Rat Von Kiel (01 Jun)
Demon Dragon (03 Jun)
Siriyatra Paowana (02 Jun)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 15
G.I. JoeHash Crash: Stepped clumsily into a big f@#!n' ditch
YMCAHash Crash: Welcome back to the falling heroes
FingerlessHash Crash: Last attempt at a free beer... I've got a feeling we'll see you on the ice and in the bucket again later
Asshole Too LooseHash Crash: Fell up an embankment
Eating MonsterHash Crash: Slipped and swallowed her pride
Just BecauseHash Crash: Just another clumsy Slovenian
Herring ChokerHash Sinner: Tried to avoid the water at the start of the trailGM warned folk they'd end up in the bucket
CarolineRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into circle
Eating MonsterRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought her own water into circle
FingerlessHash Leaver: No more lip locking in the TQ. Enjoy the british "summer"
Duke Of PukeHash Sinner: Ended up in the bucket for deliberately trying to confuse R.A. Emperor Airhead
Belly DancerHash Sinner: Along with Ball Ringer, they wanted to avoid the water at trail start and only covered 20m in 10 minutes. Wonderful rendition of the Hokey Cokey was seen by some.
Seal SuckerWanker Of The Week: Only person to get lost on trail. He blames F#@K Off but I'm sure he is his own worst enemy
Sexy ButterflyWanker Of The Week: 2nd WoTW for throwing Blow Lewinski's shirt in the bucket
FingerlessHash Sinner: Ended up in the bucket for encouraging The Great Knit to throw shirt in the bucket

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

There was a big happy  crowd  at today's event of over 70 hashers in this lovely  environment.
Beautiful countryside with the weather  kind to us after weeks of  a very warm  climate.

Mostly  all got back to the "A" side in good time  for the cool beers ,soft drinks, snacks and, of course  the bantering as the group discusses the trail layout.

The Grand Master ,the Wizard  ,had inspired us as he introduced himself  and  warmly welcomed the many people  from a wide range  of nationalities,and also the locals Thailanders,who come alongside to enjoy  the run .

Theres always  funny jokes and honest humor in the crowd as we connect with the  natural world  and tramp forward together  from week to week  enjoying the social  experience.

Today  there was an air of,let's say, mysterious much to do ,about who actually  set the trail.
One Hare, Namely , G .I .Joe gave  a good account of himself as he articulated the ways of the trail.
The pack set off like the horses do at Grand National Institute in Antree Liverpool until it came to the water jump,  were horses  have known to have  fallen, so some hasher took the longer way round,also some side and stumbled.
Many hands were out  helping other hands.

At the second  circle  G.I and Squeeze my tubes sat on the ice to hear the comments from the  “circle” ..these talks at the end of the run which include rating the trail,it isn’t a normal rating, as one person ratings may differ widely from that of others.

Some  comments ranged  from  
"Not quite  the trail we expected ,or thought it would be"
Great trail, good paper, very cleverly  laid, excellent, long hard and satisfying, What was Seal Sucker thinking about.
Even the  one of the Beer Hunters was asked for an opinion and as they, the Merry men and maid Marians all  go to the local watering hole each week  one said , quote;
"We don't like water !"

All fun ,as many know the Hash house  harrriers  was born  in Kula lumbar in 1938 and has spread  across the world creating unique  friendships and loads of laughter.
Enter Emperor  Airhead  with  large  dollop  of good humor  .G I was given full respect  for his experience as a frontier  famous  wagoner would ,in the days of the Wild west years .
He is long  time hasher.
As Emperor Airhead  said to his woman,
"go out and fix that flat Tyre, and  while you at it  darn my socks,and tell me why your leaving  me ¿"

The ph3,is the best Hash  in the world offering a sense of belonging as members  poke fun at themselves and others  in the game with some really  funny songs thrown in for good measure  as Spermy  and the gang  sang
The hairs of her Dikey Doda ran down to her knees and verses  with special  comradery attached  and the hairs  and the hairs.

Mention was also  made of the  Wild wolf  the Hasher who is walking  to Phuket from  Pattaya in order to raise money to help Children  in Care  a very honorable  thing to do for the charity.

The Comradery  is very special as we all look out for each  other as the trails go out into the hills.
One Hasher who won books
Y m C A  at the waffle , kindly  gave them to another  Hasher  who can't  read ethier ,such is life .
 Some  Hashers  are coming  a long time to the ph3 from week  to week   ,many  enjoy  the  social experience  and gathering  of great minds ha ha.
But its hard to imagine that the first run could led to 50 or more ,as happened  to me recently.
Friendships blossoms  many  have went on to become  more than just  good friends. 👍

 After a nice chat full of jokes and fun, the group gets down to business by toasting and singing the final countdown song ,now full of beer. Many  meet for more fun and laugher  at the on on bar ,Nickys  for good  food afterwards to continue the fun.
 
On on Blow Lewinski


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