GM The Wizard opened the 2nd Circle
GM opens the Circle with the Hash Trash sinners:-
Fuck Off - Hash Trash (Misplaced his phone before run and got it back. Then lost it on trail. Ended up in the bucket for double lost and found)
Crap Thai - Hash Trash (Left a plastic bag last week containing a hat, shirt and his 39 baht sunglasses.)
Necrophilia Night Rider - Hash Trash (Left a small bag at A-site last week. It might come in handy)
Next up the solitary Hash Crash - Shit Lips - Hash Crash (Tripped on an animal burrow on trail. Went down heavily and had the bandages to show it).
Hares called in - Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Spastic Whore King, Cookie Monster - the overwhelming consensus from runners (8km), walkers (5km) and even the beer hunters that it was an excellent run and we were blessed with some cloud cover and I concur - thanks hares for a very enjoyable trail.
Raffle-
Sicilian Sissy gets iced for sitting down during the circle for the duration of the raffle.
Supranee Thetthong - Raffle Hash Sinner (Wore her bag into the circle)
Eating Monster - Raffle Hash Sinner (Brought her beer into the circle)
GI Joe - Raffle Winner - Portable shower (now Lady Squeeze has been made redundant)
Sergey Vnotcheko - Raffle Winner - Lucky virgin won vodka & coffee which I guess sets him up to be named Black Russian!
The Great Nit - Raffle winner (beer)
(Just) Sub - Raffle winner (biscuits)
Whore in the Window - Raffle winner (nachos)
Emperor Airhead takes the Circle -
Hares called in - Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Spastic Whore King, Cookie Monster praised for their efforts and thanked for stepping up to volunteer to set the run.
Dirt Looney update on Wild Wolf's walk from Pattaya to Phuket in aid of Care of Kids charity - 800km completed with 200km to go and should make it by 1st June. Airhead suggested next he should walk from Pattaya to Chiang Mai.
Night Rider update - arm/hand improving (he fell asleep drunk on his arm and got a trapped nerve as a result) but 8K for a hand massage is painful.
Naming - (Just) Tommy called in - and I've never seen a man so displeased with sitting on ice - but Airhead was about to increase his angst - Tommy is friends with Limp Dick and Diesel Dick, who were called in to join him on the ice. Destiny called for him to join the Dick 'family' but as Airhead read through the (lengthy) list of options Tommy protested and self named himself 'I LIKE DICK' to rapturous approval of the Circle. I hope he grows to love his name - there are considerably worse names in the hash universe.
Airhead calls in all those members who've never set a PH3 run - and Sperm Polluter will ensure they are allocated a future run.
Dirt Looney thanked for stepping in to drive the beer truck while VV is in Europe.
GM calls in Brotherly Luv for being excessively noisy.
Russell Jacomb - Hash Sinner (Didn't do anything wrong but needs a Hash name. Doubt it'll be "The Love Muscle")
Happy Virgin - Hash Sinner (Excessive chat and her hat made it to the bucket. She actually wore a Hash shirt this week)
Sperm Polluter congratulated Happy Survivor on her 200th run.
GM calls in virgins Sergay (Russia) and Prav (India/UK) - who both enjoyed the trail and Circle.
Fleece Lifter (new Jungle H3 GM) takes the circle -
Patpom - Hash Saint (Pretty much did all the checks which meant she couldn't always be at the front of the pack)
Seal Sucker - Hash Sinner (Strategic waiting at the checks allowed him to race to the front and come back to the A-site first)
Shit Head - 67th Birthday which he followed up as a Hash Sinner (Abusing Fleece Lifter who took the circle in his new role a GM of the Jungle Hash)
(Just) Sub, Dirt Looney and Ball Ringer in along with Belly Dancer
Sperm Polluter takes charge - Hares Song - and a clever split of the circle into 2 sides which considering how late in proceedings worked really well singing Hey Hey // Up She Rises
Shithead - Hash Sinner (Earned a seat in the bucket for attempting to spoil the Hares song)
GM calls for the Final Down Down - Hares, Mr Cheap, Fleece Lifter, Belly Dancer and then followed by the Hash Hymn.
OnOnOn to Cocktail's where another great day out with PH3 continued long into the night.
OnOn Belly Dancer