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Don't Call Me Dick (ID: 12505)

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199124 Apr 2023812135220622 Sep 20241100191Y

Run Reports For 2026
26 January
Run #2135		Hares: Sperm Polluter, The Wizard
A Delightful Free BBQ Sponsored By the PH3 😋
Runners: 121
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
12 January
Run #2133		Hares: Herring Choker, Shy Tiger
Delightful V.V. sandwiches - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 93
A-Site: Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai (12.904028, 101.018944, ID: 40))
5 January
Run #2132		Hares: Beetroot Head, Pol Dancer, Whore In The Window
Extra Snacks and Sandwiches Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 99
A-Site: Highway 331 - 3 km E on BMX Road S of Huay Yai (12.867378, 101.048972, ID: 10))

29 December
Run #2131		Hares: Speedo Pete, Swing Low Sweet Testicles
Delightful V.V. sandwiches - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 104
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Beside Shooting Range (13.00509, 101.02676, ID: 44))
15 December
Run #2129		Hares: Drag Queen, Hot Wheels, Kiss My Toot, Mayo Queen, Sick Of Steve, Street Cleaner, Unstable Load, V.V.
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 125
A-Site: Soi Polo 1 – near The Polo Club (right side) - 2 Km along track (12.881428, 100.984935, ID: 56))
8 December
Run #2128		Hares: Car Licker, Drinks Like A Girl, Pink Head, She's The Boss, Spastic Whore King
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 101
A-Site: Hwy 3240 - 2.1 km NW on Santi Kham Road - 1.7 Km along track (12.977778, 101.014583, ID: 65))
1 December
Run #2127		Hares: Beetroot Head, Fattus Maximus, Glass Cow, Kilt Lifter
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 85
A-Site: Highway 331 - 600m N of Soi Huai Yai (12.883061, 101.021364, ID: 28))
24 November
Run #2126		Hares: G.I. Joe, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 121
A-Site: Hwy 331 - across from Asian Uni. & 1 km E at Abandoned Temple (12.83775, 101.018, ID: 73))
17 November
Run #2125		Hares: A Dingo Ate My Baby, Boring Wanker, Paprika Smiley, SLAP, Two Time, V.V.
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 104
A-Site: Highway 36 - opposite Bira Circuit - 2.2 km along road (12.9353, 101.0239, ID: 67))
10 November
Run #2124		Hares: Black Panther, Boring Wanker, Shit On My Chest
Delightful V.V. sandwiches - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 114
A-Site: Highway 331 - 4.7 km N of Hwy 3240 (12.993327, 101.053931, ID: 41))
3 November
Run #2123		Hares: Barbie Doll, Duchess Tadpole, Golden Rivet, Hoi Wan, Lost Cause, Miss Use Me, Telly Tubby, Tom Boy
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 105
A-Site: Hwy 331 - Pattaya Country Club (12.921997, 101.053719, ID: 24))
20 October
Run #2121		Hares: Bring Out The Gimp, Burley Chassis, Jizz Of The Wiz, The Wizard
Extra Snacks Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 91
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
13 October
Run #2120		Hares: Arse Van Hole, Mamasans Big Boy, Paprika Smiley, Sir Velcro Dick, Sperm Polluter, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, V.V.
There Will Be Food and Merriment 👍
Runners: 139
A-Site: Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 2.7 km from Hwy 36 (12.941028, 101.014167, ID: 72))
29 September
Run #2118		Hares: Cannon Ball, Chuck The Fuck Up, SLAP
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 85
A-Site: Highway 3240 - 2.9 km NW on Santi Kham Road (12.980979, 100.995982, ID: 20))
15 September
Run #2116		Hares: Beetroot Head, Panzer
Extra snacks provided by the Hares 🥪
Runners: 74
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
8 September
Run #2115		Hares: Any Cock'll Do, Hot Wheels, PARISIAN TITTY, Something Stupid
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 73
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
1 September
Run #2114		Hares: Knob Marley, Sir MC, Two Time, V.V.
A Delightful Free BBQ Sponsored By the PH3 😋
Runners: 101
A-Site: Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 700m from Hwy 36 (12.942583, 100.9995, ID: 63))
25 August
Run #2113		Hares: Herring Choker, Shy Tiger
Hot Dogs - Pay As You Eat 🌭
Runners: 110
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
28 July
Run #2109		Hares: Mai Mao, Panzer Fister
Delightful V.V. sandwiches - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 76
A-Site: Hwy 331 - across from Asian U. & 3.6 km E & Turn Left (12.83023, 101.03355, ID: 60))
30 June
Run #2105		Hares: Two Time, V.V., Who The Fuck Am I
Runners: 60
A-Site: Highway 3240 - Top of Maprachan - Under Hwy 7 (12.95765, 100.97305, ID: 15))

21 October
Run #2069		Hares: Car Licker, Flying Dick Truck Fucker, Happy Survivor, She's The Boss
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 88
A-Site: Hwy 3240 - 2.1 km NW on Santi Kham Road - 1.7 Km along track (12.977778, 101.014583, ID: 65))
14 October
Run #2068		Hares: Mamasans Big Boy, Milky Piss, Paprika Smiley, Sir Velcro Dick, Sperm Polluter, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, V.V.
Food, Special Raffle and Oktoberfest Fun 😋
Runners: 110
A-Site: Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 700m from Hwy 36 (12.942583, 100.9995, ID: 63))
7 October
Run #2067		Hares: Cookie Monster, Sick Of Steve, Spastic Whore King
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 78
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium (12.86268, 101.04199, ID: 30))
30 September
Run #2066		Hares: Bubbles, Cannon Ball, Hairy Crack, SLAP
A Delightful Free BBQ Sponsored By Cannon Ball 😋
Runners: 87
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
23 September
Run #2065		Hares: B.B., Sperm Polluter
Runners: 90
A-Site: Soi Polo 1 - Behind Siam CC Golf Course (12.902936, 100.980808, ID: 55))
16 September
Run #2064		Hares: Mayo Queen, Sick Of Steve, Two Time, V.V.
A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 80
A-Site: Hwy 3240 - 1.2 km NW on Santi Kham Road - near Khao wai Driving Range (12.966667, 101.009722, ID: 64))
2 September
Run #2062		Hares: Don't Call Me Dick, Leg Over, Pussy Snatcher, The Wizard
Runners: 69
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
26 August
Run #2061		Hares: Bubbles, Happy Survivor, Papa Dick, She's The Boss
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 88
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat (13.013778, 101.036861, ID: 14))
19 August
Run #2060		Hares: General Kidney Wiper, Sick Of Steve, Spastic Whore King
Runners: 80
A-Site: Phoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - U-turn just after new flyover - 1.5km along Frontage and track (12.818461, 100.982925, ID: 13))
12 August
Run #2059		Hares: Mai Wing Tong, Panzer Fister, Two Time, V.V.
A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 65
A-Site: Highway 331 - 2 km N of Soi Huai Yai (12.904028, 101.018944, ID: 40))
5 August
Run #2058		Hares: Lady Squeeze My Tube, Mayo Queen, Sexy Mountain, Sick Of Steve
Runners: 84
A-Site: Highway 331 - 600m N of Soi Huai Yai (12.883061, 101.021364, ID: 28))
29 July
Run #2057		Hares: Milky Piss, Sperm Polluter
Hares Sponsoring V.V. BBQ 😋
Runners: 82
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat (13.013778, 101.036861, ID: 14))
22 July
Run #2056		Hares: Don't Call Me Dick, Fattus Maximus, The Wizard, Who The Fuck Am I
Food Provided By The Virgin Hares 😋
Runners: 87
A-Site: Highway 7 - 1.8 Km North of Pallet Lane - 2.6 Km East along Soi 12 (13.020197, 101.017503, ID: 6))
15 July
Run #2055		Hares: Boring Wanker, Hairy Crack, Herring Choker
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 62
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
8 July
Run #2054		Hares: Bubbles, Chuck The Fuck Up, Emperor Airhead, I Got Crabs, Necrophilia Night Rider
Hot Dogs Provided By The Hares 🌭
Runners: 98
A-Site: Highway 3240 - Thai Water Authority - Map Prachan SW shore (12.922708, 100.958222, ID: 8))
1 July
Run #2053		Hares: Colonel Cornhole, Crackle, Pop, Snap, Two Time, V.V.
A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 77
A-Site: Highway 36 - behind Shell Station 700m from Hwy 36 (12.942583, 100.9995, ID: 63))
24 June
Run #2052		Hares: Herring Choker, Seal Sucker
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 83
A-Site: Soi Polo 1 - near Polo Club - 2.2 km along cement road (12.883222, 101.000472, ID: 34))
17 June
Run #2051		Hares: Mayo Queen, Spastic Whore King, Street Cleaner
Runners: 72
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
10 June
Run #2050		Hares: G.I. Joe, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 71
A-Site: Highway 3240 - 2.6 km NW on Santi Kham Road (12.977394, 101.001918, ID: 36))
3 June
Run #2049		Hares: Burley Chassis, Something Stupid, The Wizard
Come dressed as the opposite gender for a free run
Runners: 88
A-Site: Rompho Resort Jomthien - Beside Rohmpho Bar Complex (12.898872, 100.874805, ID: 51))
27 May
Run #2048		Hares: Barnacle Bollox, General Kidney Wiper
Runners: 87
A-Site: Chaiyaphruek 2 - Railway Road - Khao Makok Road (12.877861, 100.912278, ID: 31))
20 May
Run #2047		Hares: Beetroot Head, Bubbles
Runners: 79
A-Site: Hwy 331 - across from Asian U. & 3.6 km E & Turn Left (12.83023, 101.03355, ID: 60))
13 May
Run #2046		Hares: Herring Choker, Ping Pong, Shy Tiger, Sir Arse-A-Holic
Food Sponsored By The PH3 😋
Runners: 73
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
6 May
Run #2045		Hares: Flasher, Happy Survivor, Sausage Head, She's The Boss
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 92
A-Site: Phoenix CC Rd - Maptaput Hwy Frontage Rd Sth - Near Map Fak Thong 2 (12.806028, 100.974972, ID: 62))
29 April
Run #2044		Hares: Paprika Smiley, SLAP, Two Time, V.V.
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 67
A-Site: Highway 3240 - 2.9 km NW on Santi Kham Road (12.980979, 100.995982, ID: 20))
22 April
Run #2043		Hares: Beetroot Head, Crap Thai, Milky Piss, Shit Lips, The Wizard
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 92
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
15 April
Run #2042		Hares: Bubbles, Clam In A Can, Sausage Head, She's The Boss
Food Sponsored By The PH3 😋
Runners: 85
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
8 April
Run #2041		Hares: Panzer Fister, Two Time, V.V.
A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 98
A-Site: Siam CC Road - Near Maprachan - Beside Nubdao Resort (12.911528, 100.962861, ID: 61))
1 April
Run #2040		Hares: Anything, Belly Dancer, Lady Squeeze My Tube, Sexy Butterfly
Chiang Mai Saturday H3 Outstation with Food Provided by The Hares 😋
Runners: 124
A-Site: Phoenix CC Road - 8 km E of Sukhumvit - U-turn just after new flyover - 1.5km along Frontage and track (12.818461, 100.982925, ID: 13))
25 March
Run #2039		Hares: Beetroot Head, Panzer Fister
Runners: 101
A-Site: Hwy 331 - across from Asian U. & 3.6 km E & Turn Left (12.83023, 101.03355, ID: 60))
18 March
Run #2038		Hares: Two Time, V.V.
A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Runners: 89
A-Site: Highway 36 - 3.4 km E on Shell Station Road (12.936256, 101.018992, ID: 42))
11 March
Run #2037		Hares: Blow Lewinsky, Golden Rivet, Kee Mah, Pole Fucker, Tampax
Hares will be providing food 🥗, music 🎼 and Irish whiskey 🥃
Runners: 100
A-Site: Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 3.5km E & turn right (12.827931, 101.035589, ID: 59))
4 March
Run #2036		Hares: Beetroot Head, Jellobutt, Pussy Snatcher
Runners: 108
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat (13.013778, 101.036861, ID: 14))
19 February
Run #2034		Hares: Branka Kraner, Car Licker, Happy Survivor, Sasha Visintin, She's The Boss, Singing Granny
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 116
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
12 February
Run #2033		Hares: Chip Chip, PARISIAN TITTY, Two Time, V.V.
Runners: 93
A-Site: Hwy 7 - 1.8 Km North of Pallet Lane - 5 Km East along Soi 12 (13.037675, 101.015424, ID: 58))
5 February
Run #2032		Hares: Milky Piss, Sperm Polluter
Runners: 107
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
29 January
Run #2031		Hares: Sperm Polluter, The Wizard
A Delightful Free BBQ Provided By the PH3 😋
Runners: 122
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
22 January
Run #2030		Hares: Herring Choker, Shy Tiger
Runners: 100
A-Site: Hwy 331 - 6 Km N of Phoenix CC Rd - 1.4 Km on track (12.859795, 101.012625, ID: 48))
15 January
Run #2029		Hares: Crap Thai, Pink Nipple, Purple Fart, Soapy
Runners: 98
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat (13.013778, 101.036861, ID: 14))
8 January
Run #2028		Hares: Chuck The Fuck Up, Dirt Looney, Pussy Snatcher, Scar W/2Ts, V.V.
Runners: 181
A-Site: Highway 36 - 3.4 km E on Shell Station Road (12.936256, 101.018992, ID: 42))
1 January
Run #2027		Hares: Beetroot Head, Blow Lewinsky, Panzer Fister
Runners: 108
A-Site: Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 4 km E (12.83026, 101.03692, ID: 35))

11 December
Run #2024		Hares: Lady Squeeze My Tube, Milky Piss, Sexy Butterfly
Runners: 104
A-Site: Hwy 331 - 1.5 Km along Polo Escape road & 2 Km along track (12.79626, 101.01009, ID: 57))
4 December
Run #2023		Hares: Burley Chassis, Crap Thai, Pussy Galore, Slug, The Wizard
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 99
A-Site: Highway 331 - across from Asian U. & 4 km E (12.83026, 101.03692, ID: 35))
20 November
Run #2021		Hares: Any Cock'll Do, Asshole Too Loose, Hot Wheels, PARISIAN TITTY, Something Kinder, Something Stupid, Street Cleaner, V.V.
Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Runners: 110
A-Site: Highway 7 - 1.8 Km North of Pallet Lane - 2.6 Km East along Soi 12 (13.020197, 101.017503, ID: 6))
13 November
Run #2020		Hares: Ping Pong, Sir Arse-A-Holic
Runners: 87
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
6 November
Run #2019		Hares: Herring Choker, Shy Tiger
Runners: 95
A-Site: Soi Polo 1 - near Polo Club - 2.2 km along cement road (12.883222, 101.000472, ID: 34))
30 October
Run #2018		Hares: Sperm Polluter, Two Time, V.V.
A delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay as you eat 😋
Runners: 101
A-Site: Highway 36 - 3.4 km E on Shell Station Road (12.936256, 101.018992, ID: 42))
16 October
Run #2016		Hares: Duke Of Puke, Mamasans Big Boy, Paprika Smiley, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Supervirgin, TV, V.V.
Food, Special Raffle and Oktoberfest Fun 🍺
Runners: 140
A-Site: Highway 3240 - 2.9 km NW on Santi Kham Road (12.980979, 100.995982, ID: 20))
2 October
Run #2014		Hares: Burley Chassis, Crap Thai, Sauce For The Goose, The Wizard
Jello Shots & Food provided by Sauce For The Goose 😋
Runners: 95
A-Site: Highway 331 - Asian University (12.845077, 101.010376, ID: 18))
25 September
Run #2013		Hares: Blow Lewinsky, Papa Dick, Pink Head, Whore In The Window
Runners: 88
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
11 September
Run #2011		Hares: PARISIAN TITTY, Something Stupid, V.V.
Something Stupid's B'day Food provided by the Hares 😋
Runners: 76
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
4 September
Run #2010		Hares: Milky Piss, Sperm Polluter, The Wizard
A Delightful Free BBQ Provided By the PH3 😋
Runners: 67
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat (13.013778, 101.036861, ID: 14))
28 August
Run #2009		Hares: Ball Ringer, Bell End
Runners: 70
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - near BMX Stadium (12.86268, 101.04199, ID: 30))
21 August
Run #2008		Hares: Lady Squeeze My Tube, Milky Piss, Pocket Tiger, Sexy Butterfly
Runners: 63
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Beside Shooting Range (13.00509, 101.02676, ID: 44))
14 August
Run #2007		Hares: Dragon, Fleece Lifter, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Dragon Birthday Run
Runners: 67
A-Site: Hwy 3240 - 2.1 km NW on Santi Kham Road - 1.3 Km along track (12.976909, 101.010031, ID: 47))
5 June
Run #1997		Hares: Happy Survivor, Papa Dick, She's The Boss, Sicilian Sissy
Food provided by the Hares 😋
Runners: 87
A-Site: Highway 3240 – Khao Mai Kaew – Aussie Site (12.958984, 101.039243, ID: 32))
22 May
Run #1995		Hares: Cookie Monster, Golden Rivet, Lost Cause, Spastic Whore King
Runners: 82
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
15 May
Run #1994		Hares: Asshole Too Loose, Two Time, V.V.
A delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay as you eat 😋
Runners: 82
A-Site: Highway 36 - 3.4 km E on Shell Station Road (12.936256, 101.018992, ID: 42))
8 May
Run #1993		Hares: Two Time, V.V.
A delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay as you eat 😋
Runners: 92
A-Site: 3240 - Chaiyaphon Withi 25 (12.961196, 100.955277, ID: 49))
1 May
Run #1992		Hares: The Wizard, YMCA
Runners: 90
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
24 April
Run #1991		Hares: Beetroot Head, Leg Over, No Banana, Shit Lips, Sperm Polluter
Food provided by the Hares 😋
Runners: 80
A-Site: Highway 7 - Pallet Lane - Monk's Retreat (13.013778, 101.036861, ID: 14))

2 Sep 2024
Run #2062		Hares: Don't Call Me Dick, Leg Over, Pussy Snatcher, The Wizard
Veterans' Run
Runners: 69
A-Site: Highway 331 - S of Huay Yai Road - before BMX Stadium (12.86588056, 101.0338444, ID: 43))
22 Jul 2024
Run #2056		Hares: Don't Call Me Dick, Fattus Maximus, The Wizard, Who The Fuck Am I
Virgins & GM Run
Food Provided By The Virgin Hares 😋
Runners: 87
A-Site: Highway 7 - 1.8 Km North of Pallet Lane - 2.6 Km East along Soi 12 (13.020197, 101.017503, ID: 6))

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50205729 Jul 2024

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Anniversaries
RunRun DateNote
205729 Jul 2024Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings
RunRun DateNote
19975 Jun 2023Hash Name Was Changed To Don't Call Me Dick
199522 May 2023Was Given The Hash Name I Like Dick
Saints and Sinners
RunRun DateNote
206814 Oct 2024Hash Crash: My goodness, what a long story... think he fell over
206630 Sep 2024Hash Crash: The snithches said that he slipped and stumbled on trail but he swears that he didn't go down
20622 Sep 2024Hash Crash: Took a nose dive whilst laying the trail
206126 Aug 2024PH3 First: Well a first for him, as with all the other FRB's away, he's mow the fastest on PH3. Seal Sucker is no competition, apparently
205729 Jul 2024Hash Crash: Made it through most of the trail unscathed and then did a head plant in the mud near the very end
205224 Jun 2024Hash Crash: Slid and slipped into a small stream
203711 Mar 2024Hash Crash: Head planted down a slope a few metres from start of trail
20196 Nov 2023Raffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into the circle
19921 May 2023Hash Crash: Slipped and skidded on the clay
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